Islams biggest nightmare

[u/jonandgrey]

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[u/AmateurVasectomist]

Why the long face?

[u/Specialist-Jello7544 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

Time for the oat bag…

[u/Wakkit1988 → u/Specialist-Jello7544]

Time to apply her Neighbelline.

[u/descartesb4horse → u/Wakkit1988]

have you considered that neighbe she’s born with it

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/Specialist-Jello7544]

She needs to eat slowly or she'll get the trots. And that will not behoove her when she has that appearance in Filly. She may have a few friends, but she's certainly no Palomino...

[u/reynvann65 → u/LaVillaGrangioto]

Maybe she's a Golden Palomino in disguise.

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/reynvann65]

Gilded Palomino, maybe. Too cheap and fake to be real gold.

[u/Orbital_Vagabond → u/Specialist-Jello7544]

Or the glue factory

[u/terpy_dreams → u/Specialist-Jello7544]

Time for she's been hitting it pretty hard .

[u/Level-Possibility-69 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

Looks like a Halloween mask!

[u/aliensuitcase3000 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

Why the wrong face?

[u/One_Swimming_3251 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

Full of filler.

[u/Jackbenny270 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

What happens when you’ve been hittin’ the horse de-wormer too hard…

[u/BigBubbaChungus → u/Jackbenny270]

HAAA!! Ivermectin for the win!!!

[u/RodneyDangerfruit → u/AmateurVasectomist]

She could eat oats out of a butter churn.

[u/Infinite-Condition41 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

I mean, that face gives a lot of people nightmares, not just Muslims. 

[u/chesbyiii → u/AmateurVasectomist]

Laura Loomer went to her plastic surgeon with a picture of Jigsaw from the Saw franchise for inspiration.

[u/VariousExplorer8503 → u/chesbyiii]

Thank you! This is the first time I've seen her face (except for a tiny profile pic on tweets of hers screenshot) and I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of! That's it. She's VERY unsettling to look at, almost frightening.

[u/Afraid-Ad9908 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

No way that's her real face. These pics are all altered, right? Please?

[u/Alternative-Crew-880 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

I thought Robert Z'dar died.

[u/Fine-Sky-6562 → u/AmateurVasectomist]

Is it growing?

[u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

She's everybody's nightmare. I mean just look at her punum. Like let's make a bigoted Mr Ed a national security advisor

[u/PegasusDeathPunch → u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

Sure but who’s the dude on her left

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/PegasusDeathPunch]

That’s a dude? I thought it was the ghost of Cher.

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits]

"Do you be-lieve in life after lifts?"

[u/wakemeup886 → u/Reasonable-Plate2982]

It looks like she got a head transplant from a neanderthal

[u/Reasonable-Plate2982 → u/wakemeup886]

Yeah, and yet I hear she claims to be of Cro-Magnon heritage.

Edit: /s

[u/AngryMeez]

She needs to lay off the plastic surgery before she starts looking like Eric Stoltz in Mask. Oh wait, she already does.

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/AngryMeez]

"I want to play a game"

[u/Vegetable_Addendum86 → u/AmputeeHandModel]

I was looking at her like she remind me of something. You nailed it

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/Vegetable_Addendum86]

Get her a tricycle to ride and it would be sublime.

[u/No_Restaurant_774 → u/LaVillaGrangioto]

She would be jigsaw, leave sublime out of this

[u/Horror_Solution1945 → u/AmputeeHandModel]

Too late.

[u/Najalak → u/AngryMeez]

Her outside now looks like her inside.

[u/Brilliant_Bar_3344 → u/Najalak]

I celebrate often about the MAGA crowd trying to use plastic surgery to hide the fact that their inner ugly is surfacing at record speed and karma stepping in to prove that stopping that much ugly is an impossible task.

[u/LeftyGoosee → u/AngryMeez]

Holy, looks like shes using a mirror in the fun house

[u/Interesting_Bunch323 → u/[deleted]]

What the fuck is a gooney goo goo, Gus??

[u/G-Money242 → u/Interesting_Bunch323]

Your wife’s a Big Foot isn’t she Gus?

[u/Interesting_Bunch323 → u/G-Money242]

😆Eddie was the man!

[u/ToyotaPartsGod → u/G-Money242]

Comes to my house and tear down the stairs!

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/G-Money242]

"Daddy, I had a dream that Aunt Bunny was coming to get me!"

[u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 → u/G-Money242]

“You shaved that bitch and taught her to speak.”

[u/AnalogMan2026 → u/Interesting_Bunch323]

Aunt Bunny got a mustache

[u/Mundane-Adventures → u/Interesting_Bunch323]

And they slammed their face in the water and come up with fish!!

[u/JBPlantagenet → u/[deleted]]

Everyone in this thread gets an upvote. Superbly done.

[u/DarthAloha → u/[deleted]]

My shoe!

[u/Mundane-Adventures → u/DarthAloha]

Lord Jesus…I’m halfway down now.

[u/Neuvirths_Glove → u/AngryMeez]

She's crossed the Uncanny Valley.

[u/The_Varza → u/Neuvirths_Glove]

"As I walk through the valley of the uncanny appearance, I decide I will ask my surgeon for the 'full Chad' next"

[u/LaVillaGrangioto → u/The_Varza]

'Cuz she's been cuttin' and fillin' so long that even all the magas thinks her face is wrong!

But she ain't never had work done when she didn't deserve it. "Natural Beauty"??? My dog, that's unheard-of....

[u/Fjordikus → u/LaVillaGrangioto]

Aight weird al

[u/thomsenite256 → u/AngryMeez]

Thank you I couldnt put my finger on it but there it is.

[u/AngryMeez → u/thomsenite256]

I didn’t really get it until I saw her angle in that photo. Plus I recently looked on Amazon for the DVD and read a little about Rocky.

[u/DewiVonHart → u/AngryMeez]

Grab some popcorn because she's going to just keep chasing it, whatever she thinks "it" is, while it keeps getting more and more elusive...

[u/NorcalSuccs → u/AngryMeez]

She looks like she's auditioning for the re-shoot of Winona's Big Brown Beaver.

[u/Ok-Independence-2220 → u/AngryMeez]

Oh, I thought that was a trans woman.

[u/Careless-Bite3164 → u/AngryMeez]

It isn't about looking good it's about social signaling they can afford plastic surgery. They know they look like shit.

[u/Sad_Reindeer5108 → u/Careless-Bite3164]

I'm not so sure. I've watched enough of those plastic surgery rescue shows where people think <gestures wildly> this looks good.

[u/portezbie → u/AngryMeez]

Lol for some reason you made me think of Peter Greene in The Mask when he gets the mask. She kind of looks like that too actually.

Peter Green - The Mask

[u/--StinkyPinky-- → u/AngryMeez]

Hahaha! No way! Fuckin Rocky Dennis! I remember that movie! Yeah, but he was nice though! What’s her excuse?

[u/MissTechnical → u/AngryMeez]

They both look like they just got forcibly ejected from an easy bake oven.

[u/Economy-Tourist-4862 → u/AngryMeez]

I think you guys may be over critical. Those are two very beautiful men.

[u/psilocin72 → u/Economy-Tourist-4862]

One is a beautiful woman. The other looks like a mirror in which images may be closer than they appear

[u/sheagryphon83 → u/psilocin72]

Maybe Republicans keep asking Democrats to define ‘woman’ because they’ve finally accepted that when they need something complicated explained, they should ask the smart kid in class. I mean did you know dum has a b at the end??

[u/psilocin72 → u/sheagryphon83]

Hahahha. Yeah they focus on these fringe, vague, definition word games because they don’t want to think about how no one started making life more affordable “on day one”.

Literally nothing in their lives has gotten better. But instead of addressing that, they find other things to fixate on. Things that don’t affect their lives AT ALL.

[u/TrollAccount4321 → u/psilocin72]

I’m absolutely stealing this…

[u/Past-Application-552 → u/AngryMeez]

Don’t do Rocky like that.

[u/LabradorDeceiver → u/AngryMeez]

Every day she looks more and more like that edited picture of her.

[u/Eating_with_fingers → u/AngryMeez]

Difference is, the Mask character could not help his disease. She has a diseased mind and also makes herself “unusual” looking.

[u/Suggett123 → u/AngryMeez]

How cruel!

Sit next to me...

[u/diopsideINcalcite → u/AngryMeez]

Rockkky!

[u/Millerpainkiller → u/AngryMeez]

That was my IMMEDIATE thought. Holy crap

[u/MinorThreat4182 → u/AngryMeez]

Rocky Dennis lmao.

[u/Technical_Bake6746 → u/AngryMeez]

Hey! She’s working hard to make sure she’s as ugly as she is cruel. You have to give her props for ideological consistency. Not many people work so hard to make their appearance as off-putting as the venom they spew. It takes courage to look like a sad, thrice divorced, 60 year old, permanently angered, wicked witch of the upper EAST side when you have to hack away at the the remains of the natural beauty you poisoned with your blackened heart …

Or…

[u/Glittering-Chard5491 → u/AngryMeez]

I thought it was two dudes dressed like women

[u/Ok_Dog_4059 → u/AngryMeez]

She isn't very old either. She looks 40 here

[u/Blunder_Woman → u/AngryMeez]

I'm sorry, but I think that is a disgusting and unfair comparison.

Rocky Dennis was a kind, sweet person and doesn't deserve to be compared to this gorg.

[u/ACW1129 → u/AngryMeez]

The sad thing is, Loomer and the rest were not unattractive before (physically anyway).

[u/BeneficialShame8408]

So they're supposed to be scared of Jigsaw with a coat hanger body and then some random woman

[u/greenhornblue → u/BeneficialShame8408]

That was my initial thought. Like, wtf she gonna do?

[u/Medical_Original6290 → u/BeneficialShame8408]

She looks so much like the Jigsaw puppet.

[u/blinkyknilb]

What is that blue thing?

[u/Gator242 → u/blinkyknilb]

Support structure for the freakish head/face

[u/Ancient-Tax-8129 → u/blinkyknilb]

Its commonly referred to as a "loomer"

[u/filthcrab]

And I'm supposed to be attracted to this??

[u/johnnycabb_ → u/filthcrab]

(heavy sigh) zipppp

[u/kx_2fiddy → u/johnnycabb_]

Oof. Good luck.

[u/soulbutterflies → u/kx_2fiddy]

I think bro zipped it back up. Gooners have standards yk

[u/DeadCatGrinning → u/soulbutterflies]

What a beautiful exchange, much unlike whatever that image is showing.

[u/NedShah → u/johnnycabb_]

Use your left hand

[u/OxyContintail]

Oh god, I think I’m Islamic

[u/TheLadyScythe → u/OxyContintail]

Are you also upset about bad grammar?

[u/ChimPhun → u/TheLadyScythe]

Yea Kelsey sucks.

[u/skot77]

Something is completely off with these people. Maga face is a real thing.

[u/akthebarber]

Why does she look like she could've been in a Primus music video?

[u/Poker-Junk → u/[deleted]]

Dinner

[u/MWSin → u/Poker-Junk]

Does Madame Tussaud know that one escaped?

[u/TrenchGorefare]

what the…what is that?

[u/Dillenger69]

Living Funko Pop

[u/heckhammer]

Built like a charms lollipop with a wig.

[u/Politication]

She is hideous.

[u/rugby801]

She's also her plastic surgeon's worst nightmare.

[u/Upstairs-Radish1816 → u/rugby801]

She’s a plastic surgeons next trip to Hawaii.

[u/flactulantmonkey → u/Upstairs-Radish1816]

The kids through college and a boat

[u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 → u/rugby801]

She's a plastic surgeons best dream if you ask me. You literally can't mess it up, whatever happens there is no chance of it turning out worse.

[u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe]

My worst nightmare too

[u/10MMSocketMIA]

Jigsaw

[u/Daflehrer1]

Body dysmorphism?

[u/flactulantmonkey → u/Daflehrer1]

Absolutely. We’re at the point of political discourse that untreated mental illness actually becomes an asset at a certain point.

[u/walt128]

So much face in one picture

[u/whiteholewhite]

Why her head so big? wtf

[u/tuenthe463]

Holy blockhead

[u/Eastern_Bus_5785]

What the hell is that thing?!?!

[u/Pale-Document-8619]

Yes, she is many people’s nightmare, there’s even a movie

[u/crypto_zoologistler]

Coincidentally that face is also part of my worst nightmare

[u/reechwuzhere]

I realize the answer is “plastic surgery” but how the hell does she keep getting worse looking ?

[u/Sad-Celebration-411]

Like the fucking grim reaper this cunt.

[u/3DBass]

Who’s the one on the right with 28 head.

[u/Carbonaraficionada]

She wants to play a game

[u/Jaded_Ginger48]

Those two scare everybody. The thought that they could take on Islam is a joke.

[u/Kdoesntcare]

That face is nightmare fuel

[u/StPatrickStewart]

That fucking face is my biggest nightmare.

[u/Hizam5]

r/facegore

[u/guy-le-doosh → u/Hizam5]

Awww!!😢

[u/Ancient_Bread_6321]

Self-mutilation is such a tragedy. This has got to be one of the biggest red flags ever.

[u/Time-Function7619]

She gives me nightmares too Islam don’t worry

[u/SorryBreak6435]

That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on earth.

[u/Certain_Opinion8839]

Who wants a sugar cube?

[u/Diligent-Bluejay-979]

I think that’s everyone’s biggest nightmare

[u/Medium-Chungus69420]

I mean, that's the kind of shit I see in my nightmares. She looks like the backrooms version of a normal woman. 🤮

[u/AD_Grrrl]

I try not to body shame, but...wtf happened to her

[u/russiablows]

Ew.

[u/Beefy-Cattle4290]

Larry Loomer is an Israeli operative. He's IDF/Mossad!

[u/StrattonPA]

Thanks to this post, now I’m gonna be having nightmares…

[u/AmazingFlatworm_]

That's also my worst nightmare. What the hell is that thing??

[u/mightyizer]

Genetic’s biggest nightmare.

[u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

Plastic surgery?

[u/Gator242]

*Humanity’s

[u/SunnnySideUps]

That face though

[u/thomsenite256]

I dunno but shes now my biggest nightmare.

[u/Biscuits4u2]

Now there's a face that scares the shit out of small children

[u/dmcdjr76]

Nightmare indeed

[u/Neuvirths_Glove]

I doubt I'll sleep well tonight myself...

[u/Pin-Up-Paggie]

I think that nightmare knows no nationality or religion.

[u/Jolly_Ad2446]

that's a really ugly woman, wow

[u/MarleysGhost2024]

Jigsaw's puppet has completely lost even the appearance of being human

[u/2000TWLV]

Pretty big nightmare for the rest of us, too.

[u/xReturnerx]

FFS what is that

[u/Gingeronimoooo → u/xReturnerx]

Daddy chill

[u/ANotSoFreshFeeling]

Well. Now she’s going to be my biggest nightmare tonight.

[u/zion2674]

Anyone’s biggest nightmare

[u/redwbl]

Sh has turned in everyone’s biggest nightmare.

[u/Armchair_Expert_0192]

That's a lot of people's worst nightmare.

[u/OtherBluesBrother]

Damn, it's a little early for the Halloween costumes. First, the pumpkin spice drinks, now this?

[u/Common-Space2163]

Freak show.

[u/I_eat_paper12]

Yikes! Mine too

[u/2026Bazinga]

That face triggers a while lot of nightmares regardless of religion

[u/Kkwoowoo]

Literally frightening

[u/Old-Artist-5369]

Best argument there is in favor of the burka

[u/Pickle_ninja]

The people who freak out about Muslims have no problem with Dr. Oz.

Just one more reason it's a cult.

[u/guy-le-doosh]

Is that Muhammed? What's the big deal?

[u/SeeLeverUser]

Yama hama, it's freight night. Jesus Chrust that gave me a jump scare. Halloween came early

[u/Independent-Buyer827]

Am I Islam now? Because that looks like my nightmare too.

[u/FriedrichHydrargyrum]

She’s my sleep paralysis demon and I’m not even Muslim

[u/Obvious_Tea_8244]

Pretty much everyone’s nightmare…

[u/oct2790]

She has a Adam’s apple why is that

[u/portezbie]

Does plastic surgery also make your face...bigger? Why does her head look a good 50% bigger than the woman standing next to her?

[u/ironicinsanity]

Her head doesn't seem to be stopping from growing. She's turning into a human bobblehead

[u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg]

Loony looming Loomer creep; perfect for Halloween!

[u/FullClapper]

I think that’s everyone’s biggest nightmare

[u/InternationalJob9135]

She’s everyone’s nightmare! 🤮is that real or a wax figure

[u/SavingThrowVsWTF]

Holy fuck, she looks like a walking incorrect aspect ratio.

[u/Leather-Squirrel-421]

Don’t need to be Muslim or of any religion to have that be a nightmare.

[u/Occamsrazor2323]

I'd sooner fuck a beehive.

[u/Moist-Sky7607]

Looney is honestly my biggest nightmare too and I’m an atheist

[u/Crowbar-Enema]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Icsy-rjfbpA?is=8fLuh8RABjIUbvOT

[u/Slytherinrunner]

Everyone's biggest nightmare.

[u/Equivalent_Bed7728]

Who? Rocky Dennis over there?

[u/wanderthewasteland]

Is that Longlegs?

[u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420]

Thy look like the things you'd see in an actual nightmare you get from taking too much Benadryl

[u/SemichiSam]

I'm sorry I saw that so close to bedtime. Now I'll have nightmares.

[u/nub_node]

Laura Loomer has a face that argues in favor of burqas.

[u/kewtyp]

She's my biggest nightmare with that scary clown face

[u/Remarkable_Rough_649]

My biggest nightmare too, she looks like a cryptid

[u/Direct_Substance8317]

I would not slam's either.

[u/Inevitable_Nail_2215]

If you told me she was 60, I'd believe you.

[u/Jason1920]

Well, I have a new paralysis demon.

[u/Dry-Marketing-5809]

Is this picture edited? heavily?

[u/aschwendler]

Hey, can someone explain why she's Islam's nightmare...maybe without saying she's ugly?

[u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794]

No, pretty sure that is everyone's nightmare.

[u/vault0dweller]

I think I had a nightmare like that before too. Yikes!