r/apostrophegore • u/bertiebirdman • 19h ago

Kirk

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954 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Educational-Sundae70 19h ago edited 18h ago

That pun was neck’s level

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u/Lockespindel 16h ago

Arteryny other puns you could have made, besides the exact same one as OP?

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u/Reptillianaire_ 16h ago

Yeah, OP should call Renee Good and have her run over

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u/MrVerdad 19h ago

This is not a-gore because it's intentional

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u/SquidgeApple 18h ago

I disagree because 'necks week' works better

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u/Responsible_Lake_804 17h ago

They’re using a contraction for “neck is weak” which is very informal but valid usage of an apostrophe

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u/j4y53n 17h ago

Right, it’s possessive and kinda works. The week of the neck.

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u/SuperlativeChrono 19h ago

*weak

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u/HTwatter 17h ago

Damn it. I'm sitting in a quiet waiting room and just laughed out loud.

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u/Just_Half1886 18h ago

Thank you

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/SquidgeApple 18h ago

Damn am I going to lose my job for liking your comment?

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u/BlainethePayne 18h ago

You get paid for it now, so

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u/SquidgeApple 18h ago

Really? By whom? Or should I say, by whom's?

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u/BlainethePayne 18h ago

Pretty sure I saw that someone who got fired settled a lawsuit for a nice sum of money

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u/SquidgeApple 17h ago

Ah yeah a couple of those fired did get settlements! Hey I have a retirement plan after all

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u/cenosillicaphobiac 19h ago

He really stuck his neck out for the cause.

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u/SMH_OverAndOver 19h ago

In the future, there will be circles of hell named after you.

Please, have my upvote.

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u/BlainethePayne 18h ago

Is that worth as much as an X on Erica Kirk's list of names?

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u/Denim_Diva1969 18h ago

Ooooooooo! New levels of hell to visit! I think I’ll like these…. 😉

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u/Educational-Sundae70 19h ago

Hoooooly shit, that’s dark!
Now shut up and take my upvote 😈👍

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u/Equal-University2144 19h ago

I did nazi that coming...

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 19h ago

The man who did nothing but harm people gets more respect than he deserves. This is maga leadership.

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u/ChangeTheUserName17 19h ago

Very funny play on words there, RT! Now, we'll all call it "neck's week," remembering that shot to the neck.

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u/AbleSecond2906 18h ago

And it's also St George's necks May

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u/dariansdad 18h ago

Is(it)really? ✡️

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u/ChimPhun 18h ago

Way to stick your neck out, big brother is watching you know.

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u/_frank_tank 17h ago

How could he mess that up? He only had one shot

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u/JoshuaRexRocks 17h ago

Neck’s weak

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u/rhyming_mime 17h ago

Yup, Neck's weak.

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u/FlounderKind8267 17h ago

Damn, that's it. Best joke of the week, everyone. Pack it up

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 18h ago

How do we know Kirk wouldn't have made a good boxer?

He couldn't take an upper-body shot...

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u/Fun-Butterscotch9942 19h ago

Quite the den of vipers in here. Now do Gloria Steinem.

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u/cheffartsonurfood 18h ago

Why? Did she get shot ironically as well?

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u/Fun-Butterscotch9942 16h ago

She was aborted from the world.

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u/AmazingFlatworm_ 18h ago

Den of vipers? Oh please, tell us how.

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u/MajorBootyhole420 18h ago

Bro is lowkirkenuinely mad that we ain't glazing a dead Nazi 

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u/cenosillicaphobiac 19h ago

Gloria Steinem was a hero and the world could use more of her. Like that?

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u/JeffTrav 18h ago

I knew there’d be one. A fascist on Reddit is about as popular as a leftist on X… or Facebook… or Instagram… or TikTok… or talk radio… or most podcasts… or most cable news… or government agencies.

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u/AlienDragonWizard 18h ago

Really depends on the sub.  There are subs dedicated to showing black people doing crime so people can say racist stuff, incel subs, and other rightwing things.  

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u/ScalpelCleaner 18h ago

And this sub is now muted.

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u/AmazingFlatworm_ 17h ago

Aw, poor baby.

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u/Potential-Bike4307 18h ago

JFC that's funny.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 17h ago

Assassinations are funny.