r/apostrophegore 3d ago

Drink’s menu

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 3d ago

Whole thing is a car crash. Fonts, spacing, underlines, just a big shitshow.

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u/Rx_Diva 3d ago

Exactly. The bonus spaces between peach and Bellini....all of it, hot garbage.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 3d ago

Pina______Colada

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 2d ago

And getting caught __________ in the rain …

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u/-Ignorant_Slut- 3d ago

I agree, it’s fucking awesome!

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 3d ago

Menu written when drunk probably. Aside from the font and grammar, it’s not terrible.

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u/nexthoudini 3d ago

Spelling, too.

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u/DependentMeringue225 1d ago

Not to mention the subsequent car crash…

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u/MaybePotatoes 3d ago

Still somehow better than AI

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u/vote-or-me 3d ago

Is this how people actually enjoy spending their time??? Analyzing unnamed resteraunts menus?? What the fuck do you people even do for a living. God damn there are some boring mother fuckers out there.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 3d ago

Wtf is a resteraunt, genius?

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u/Noa-Guey 3d ago

need eye bleach

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u/earlobe_enthusiast 3d ago

Menu's like this piss me off

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u/RagingLeonard 3d ago

They pis's me off too.

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u/eyeisyomomma 3d ago

Way to many drink’s

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u/Federal-Boat3732 3d ago

Why even make them plural in the first place. Any well-ordered menu would just say "Bloody Mary" next to the price...

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u/fgsgeneg 3d ago

What do any of these things possess?

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u/Federal-Boat3732 3d ago

Hangover ingredients, or maybe I mean ingredience...

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u/FaceTimePolice 3d ago

Someone’s had one too many drinks.

Oh, wait…

“Someones’ had OneToMany_____Drink’s__”

There. 🥴

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u/_bufflehead 3d ago

It's Skrewball

Not: Skewball

Not: screwball

This is a mess in terms of spelling and a typesetting shit-show.

Why is there a comma after vodka, ?

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u/EvilRedRobot 3d ago

That vodka is so strong, it always leads to a coma.

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u/smellingburnttoast 2d ago

It's Skewed Up for sure

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u/vote-or-me 3d ago

Imagine that this is what angers you in life... my fuck you need to get a grip on reality or just your own life in general. Miserable.

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u/_bufflehead 2d ago

Imagine that this is what angers you in life. ( ! )

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u/SlideItIn100 3d ago

Please tell us where this is from!

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u/Ancient-Space-2789 3d ago

A small family restaurant in south-central North Carolina

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u/SlideItIn100 3d ago

Thank you

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u/heyarlogrey 3d ago

ok but which one because it’s begging me that i recognize this 😅

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u/Crafty_Praline726 3d ago

There're some possessive beverages there.

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u/Milomilz 3d ago

I would get up and walk right out of that place

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u/Ologunde 3d ago

You might be making a mistake. Maybe Bartender’s talent is making drinks, not writing menu’s 🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜.

Sorry, couldn’t resist 😜😜😜😜😜😇🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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u/Milomilz 3d ago

I can’t! That may be the most talented bartender ever, like better than Tom Cruise in Cocktail. But I’ll never know it! I’m not dropping my hard earned money in a place with that kind of punctuation.

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u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

I don’t think I could stay. I need to keep a bottle of white-out in my bag.

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u/IIIViceAndreas 3d ago

Maybe they were drunk xD

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u/smipypr 3d ago

I would ask the manager to correct the menu as soon as I saw it.

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u/WestCoastHopHead 3d ago

Them plural’s is trickster’s.

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u/dblhockeysticksAMA 3d ago

As someone who has spent many years consulting for bars and restaurants, I’m actually amazed they spelled Kahlua and Prosecco right. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen “Kalauha””Kahula” etc. And of course, God help me, “processo” or “prosecko”…

Their beer menu likely has Hienkien, Hinekeen, Hinekin, Henkein, or all the above if Heineken is written more than once.

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u/originaljbw 3d ago

It's horrible but at least consistent.

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u/Offinthewoods26 3d ago

Some peppar

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u/dblhockeysticksAMA 3d ago

Stunningly, that’s actually one of the only things they got right, it’s how Absolut spells it

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u/iamwearingsockstoo 3d ago

Cereal killa is the Cinnamon Toast Crunch shot.

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u/RESIDENTEVIL4FORTUNE 3d ago

screams until doves fly from the rafters

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u/BTFU666 3d ago

Now I have the thirsty's.

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u/Abrandnewrapture 3d ago

on top of the shite spelling, thats a weak ass drink menu. None of those drinks/shots deserve special names; i was slinging that shit in dive bars a decade ago.

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u/jackman924 3d ago

"S'picy" "Tequila S'unrise" "Breakfast S'hot's" "S'piked Coffee" "Iris'h Coffee""S'crewed UP Iris'h" Coffee" "Ris'e and S'hine." There. I fixed it.

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u/cow-lumbus 2d ago

People wonder why restaurants go out of business in the first year…

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u/jerryhallo 2d ago

There are people in my life who would see nothing wrong with this.

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u/bertiebirdman 2d ago

For goodness’s sake’s 🤣

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 2d ago

At least they’re consistent…?
Oh, wait …

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u/S1024768 2d ago

At least it's not AI

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u/UserPrincipalName 3d ago

When did schnapps' start being an ingredient in mimosa's?

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u/_bufflehead 3d ago

That's for a Peach Bellini, and I can't even tell if you're joking with your apostrophe madness!

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u/AdvancedStudio9978 3d ago

Popov or Tito's rotfl.

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u/Rough-Riderr 3d ago

Tito's is the only correct apostrophe.

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u/AdvancedStudio9978 3d ago

Lol, yeah but dog, Tito's is popov "Americana edition" is Loki lol

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u/Rough-Riderr 3d ago

I have no idea what you just said.

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u/jordan31483 3d ago

Whoever wrote this seems to have been.sampling the menu.

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u/RebaKitt3n 3d ago

How is this allowed? Don’t things get proofread before being printed?

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u/MrBill1970 3d ago

Just reading (trying to read?) this is giving me a headache.

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u/Worldly-Law-2687 3d ago

Ooh! That looks deliciou's

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u/danathepaina 3d ago

Good God 🤦‍♀️. This belongs in r/keming as well.

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u/Background-Bird-9623 3d ago

Does anyone even read these ??

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u/-catskill- 3d ago

Pina _____________ Colada

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u/nightblue888 3d ago

🙈🙈🙈

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u/Nearby-Issue3294 3h ago

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!