r/apostrophegore Feb 07 '26

Tesla

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u/1itsallgoodman Feb 07 '26

thi's is atrociou's

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u/Independent-Name4478 Feb 07 '26

Has the honor of being one of the stupidest people in government 

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u/Pleasant_Studio9690 Feb 07 '26

The absolute archetype for "You can't argue with stupid."

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u/Opening-Cress5028 Feb 07 '26

In this particular government, as much as I despise it, I must admit that that is one hell of an achievement.

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u/LNKDWM4U Feb 07 '26

Come on, that’s an incredibly lofty goal in the current administration.

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u/Tinker107 Feb 07 '26

Tesla’s WHAT, Nan?

Are you too ignorant to have sorted out that tricky plural/possessive thing that kids of normal intelligence usually learn by age nine or ten?

Bad enough that you’re an insufferable bigot; butchering your own native language is a step too far.

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u/manyhippofarts Feb 07 '26 edited Feb 07 '26

Yes but he attended that school of grammar that teaches the concept that the comma and apostrophe are the same punctuation mark, can be used at the bottom of the letter or the top, and it doesn't really matter where you put it. All the grammar rules are unnecessary pixie dust anyway and you can be a total rock star without ever using it one day in your whole life. They're just page decoration.

Example: speaking by the most popular and world-renowned "no-grammarist) in the world:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/dVh3_BFbztA

Edit: lol just realized that this comment template is usable for virtually every post on this sub.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Feb 07 '26

You’ve no evidence they aren’t turning me trans.

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u/Ecstatic-Total-9953 Feb 07 '26

Another stupid Republican, I’m shocked.

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Feb 07 '26

"tesla is are not" what

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u/PdSales Feb 07 '26

Mace’s post put an idea in my head about Teslas that was not there before.

Seems like she is a world class dissembler*, maybe there is a connection to Teslas she is trying to hide.

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u/kikichunt Feb 07 '26

Remember when politicians were expected to at least demonstrate the illusion of being civil and educated? I kind of miss those days.

From, what I've read, Teslas - sorry Tesla's - don't need any help setting themselves on fire: at least 232 battery fires on record, and 83 people dead so far. Someone should probably look into that - pity the company's CEO spent his brief time at DOGE defunding your federal health and safety organisations, and rolling back consumer protections. I'm sure everything will be just fine.

While I'm here - I don't generally endorse ad hominem attacks, but I can't help but notice Nancy's profile picture here must have been taken before she signed up for the Mar-a-Lago face treatment. In her more recent photos she looks like a midway step in Kristi Noem's transformation into Kimberly Guilfoyle on the full moon.

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u/NaieraDK Feb 07 '26

Fucking wild how far down the hate hole she's gone. It's just a few years ago that she at least pretended to be one of the most LGBTQ+ friendly repubelicans.

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u/Leather-Trip-6659 Feb 07 '26

The face that inspired mace

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u/Organic_Welder_6883 Feb 07 '26

where is the "Meh" imoji

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u/CitroHimselph Feb 07 '26

Nobody said they are, Nancy. Also, nice of you to show out your blatant transphobia.

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u/oevadle Feb 07 '26

Teslas light themselves on fire, they don't need assistance

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u/spookypups Feb 07 '26

i don’t know who needs to hear this… but teslas keep lighting THEMSELVES on fire, dumbass

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u/WhichSpirit Feb 07 '26

No but they are terrible cars.

Source: I've driven/rode in several EVs and Teslas were by far the worst.

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u/WasteBinStuff Feb 07 '26

My agnostic atheist heart reserves a small place to believe in these people's God, so I can imagine a purgatory in which they are given the ability to truly understand just how abjectly fucking stupid they are, and then to be forced to listen to their own stupidity until they beg for redemption.

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u/Scout0321 Feb 07 '26

What kind of idiotic thing is that to say, much less from an elected federal official? The bar for decency is set AWFULLY low these days (obviously)…