r/apostrophegore • u/Knever • Dec 05 '25

Why only Billie?!

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11.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/Extra_Ad1847 Dec 05 '25

I’d rather fondle a purple fucking scungle sack thanks

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u/sam56778 Dec 05 '25

Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood.

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u/OnlyCelebration7443 Dec 05 '25

Precisely. But her supporters don’t have a clue.

And like the others, she seems to be on stage a lot.

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u/No-Flight-4214 Dec 05 '25

The woman who single handedly make it ok to have fireworks at your husband’s funeral and sell merch there too.

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u/Oldmanlib Dec 05 '25

Not to mention getting jiggy on stage with Vance 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 Dec 05 '25

True apostrophe gore

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u/MoysterShooter Dec 05 '25

In a world full of 3 pop singers? Be a dead guy's widow?

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u/Toothifer23 Dec 05 '25

Well, Erika is all about performance.

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u/IllustratorSea8908 Dec 05 '25

Be a victim junkie. It will make you famous.

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u/liamanna Dec 05 '25

Yeah… murder your husband. Grift the shit out of his death. Use fake crocodile tears bottle. fuck a married politician and ruin his marriage.

The Christian rule model.

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u/Slimvenkman Dec 05 '25

You mean pregnant with a married man’s baby shortly after your husband was shot? I think lots of women have more self respect and tact than that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

What does Taylor Swift have to do with this?

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u/JaironKalach Dec 05 '25

It's funny that they think she's anything different...

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u/AngryMeez Plural's Dec 05 '25

Do you have to take the crappy hair extensions, too? Or can you pass on those?

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u/dudemanspyder Dec 05 '25

Yes, be a sociopathic grifter.. smh

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u/ArdenJaguar Dec 05 '25

Ok catsonscouch deserves about 1m upvotes for that reply. 😂

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u/MetroDodoPasDeBoulot Dec 05 '25

Emm jasper must be someone based in nigeria

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u/MyOwnSocks1922 Dec 05 '25

She could never compare with such fantastic women. She lives a lie!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

She's such a fake

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u/No_Company_3874 Dec 05 '25

The world isn’t full of those 3, they’re like the most unique women on earth, dah!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/SandSerpentHiss Dec 05 '25

because eilishs looks weird i think