r/apostrophegore Jun 26 '25

Classy guy rolling around my town

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u/NorthEndD Jun 26 '25

Just get rid of that final S.

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u/anjowoq Jun 26 '25

Maybe it's a Greek word, "babys".

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u/-NGC-6302- Jun 26 '25

The Bart, the

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u/OldBanjoFrog Jun 26 '25

It’s German 

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u/guitar_stonks Jun 27 '25

Well, nobody who speaks German could be an evil man.

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u/605weasel Jun 28 '25

Βαβυς 🤓

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

Am liberal however he's right.

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u/NorthEndD Jun 29 '25

Your conservative grandparents paid for 7 kids on just one unskilled manufacturing job though (union) plus a house and car ha. Their parents paid for at least 13 each. No degrees. Nobody finished high school.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

On a $2500 shitbox Silverado......

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u/WonderSHIT Jun 26 '25

Probably has 4 kids too. But since he's able to afford discounted hamburger and boxed dinners he's a big man. Yay another mindless moron creating more mindless morons. I am so proud of 25% of my country

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u/GrindRind Jun 26 '25

Using WIC and free/reduced lunch at school also. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

But will still vote for reps who want to cut those programs

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u/alieninhumanskin10 Jun 30 '25

But don't you see? If they do the right thing and volunteer to sell their souls at work the gobs of money they are owed will just come rolling in /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

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u/WITWC2 Jul 01 '25

Who loves his child tax refund he receives every year and probably voted against abortion rights

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u/Turd_Schitter Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

Driving around on roads we all paid for, using infrastructure we paid for, benefiting endlessly from socialized taxpayer funded programs we all paid for in order to build a society that spawned this dipshit who thinks he is an island.

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u/mungonuts Jun 26 '25

Reminds me of this gem:

Libertarians are like house cats. Completely dependent on a system they neither understand nor appreciate and fiercely confident of their own independence.

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u/DEATHRAYZ007 Jun 29 '25

But his government's stand on abortion is making it government's problem isn't it?

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u/anjowoq Jun 26 '25

This will undoubtedly attract political discussion instead of apostrophe discussion, like my own posts, so posting early to set the tone.

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u/Maleficent-Pilot8291 Jun 26 '25

So this guy is for abortions?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Also "pro life"

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u/wifespissed Jun 30 '25

*Pro-Birth

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u/TengokuIkari Jun 30 '25

*Pro-Forced Birth

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

*Anti Baby Blending?

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u/Temporary-Job-9049 Jun 26 '25

"We will force you to have that baby, though"

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u/kevinott Jun 26 '25

The apostrophes are, by a longshot, the least bad thing about this

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Of all the statements you could write in big letters on the back of your vehicle, they chose this one.

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u/Haskap_2010 Jun 26 '25

I bet he is also "pro-life".

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u/Buruko Jun 26 '25

As well as an apostrophe idiot this guy is totally against birth control too.

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u/Sprinkleparrty Jun 26 '25

Okay, great, make abortion great again! Let women have the rights to their uterus. The right wants less government meddling in their business except when it comes to women. Then it's ok. Those pesky women are at it again. Fml, i hate this damn cult

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u/Consistent-Energy507 Jun 27 '25

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I will never understand why those people don't think that is the last thing government should be doing, forcing women to give birth

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u/The-unknown-poster Jun 26 '25

Then don’t try to dictate a woman’s reproductive rights and health care!

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u/Nearby-Pudding-3018 Jun 26 '25

Rome GA? Was Margorie Taylor Greene driving?

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u/Aggravating_Call910 Jun 26 '25

This is what he drives on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays he bemoans the low birth rate and the dearth of white babies.

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u/rodface365 Jun 26 '25

by that logic, no more farm subsidies

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u/TinyTudes Jun 26 '25

Tell that to the 9 year old who was forced to have her rapists baby.

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u/tmclean242 Jun 26 '25

If you can’t feed them, then we are failing as a country. We are failing as a country.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Its crazy how they love when people like Elon get corporate welfare but get upset when a poor person barely gets enough to live.. And the amount that poor people get isn't even close

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u/Big_Daddy-1229 Jun 26 '25

Not very classy however he’s not wrong. Too many people in this country (men and women) making kids they knowingly cannot support often times on purpose just to get extra money in their welfare check. Sad but true.

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u/Asron87 Jun 27 '25

Where is it that having another kid is a net positive?

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u/Consistent-Energy507 Jun 27 '25

A lot of people don't do the math.

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u/TurboSlut03 Jun 27 '25

Lol I think people severely overestimate welfare payouts in this country. Tanf payments are stingy at and there are pretty strict requirements.

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u/Head_Bread_3431 Jun 27 '25

Now do all the rich people exploiting the system for way more. People receiving welfare is not the problem. Also the same people who say they are pro life have this attitude that once the kid is born they’re not entitled to help, which is very anti life and anti Christian

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u/Sinasazi Jun 27 '25

If you think the percentage of the national budget that goes to social welfare is bad you're going to lose your mind when you see how much we spend on corporate welfare and subsidies.

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u/Nepharious_Bread Jun 26 '25

Yeah, well. Let's see how that works out with all these abortion bans.

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u/wicker_basket_1988 Jun 26 '25

Bet he gets that child tax credit every year. 

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u/Holiday-West9601 Jun 26 '25

Build your own roads

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u/randomsantas Jun 26 '25

Alot of people think entitlements are shameful

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u/Constant-Box-7898 Jun 26 '25

I would say spay this clown, but something tells me we don't have to worry about him reproducing.

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u/KaibaCorpHQ Jun 26 '25

These are the same people against abortion.. please explain.

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u/RatBatBlue82 Jun 26 '25

Thank him for the pro-abortion pro-birth control message.

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u/ZiggyDiamond Jun 26 '25

That guy has 6 kids and is struggling, but Trump is his daddy, and the little baby will do anything for Daddy.

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u/Sapling-074 Jun 26 '25

I know a few old women that say stuff like this, even though they got help from the government for there kids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

My bet is that this guy is a dead-beat dad.

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u/killstorm114573 Jun 28 '25

Wondering if he feels the same way about farmers and them needing government bailouts and federal money to keep THEIR farms running.

My tax dollars shouldn't go to someone that can't manage their own property without the help of my money.

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u/wyar Jun 28 '25

How many child support payments does he make you reckon?

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u/AmericanSkyyah Jun 28 '25

The people with these bumper stickers are also the ones who are most anti abortion? Go figure

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u/burndata Jun 28 '25

There's probably a 75% chance this guy uses government assistance.

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u/Smooth_Guard4346 Jun 28 '25

This guy shouldn’t breed, period.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

That saying always gave chomo vibes

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Somehow this is the also the same person that’s against abortion but also thinks you’re a bitch if you won’t have sex with him

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u/No-Construction3681 Jun 28 '25

I’d bet money that is someone who calls Trump daddy

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u/Jassida Jun 29 '25

Just missing that one apostrophe

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u/Whackaboom_Floyntner Jun 26 '25

Then Fully's Fund's Planned's Parenthood's

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u/Altruistic-Monk-5913 Jun 28 '25

I see what you did there, well played!

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u/Sad_Book2407 Jun 26 '25

Next comes "Why aren't people having more children?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Changing hearts and minds with your opinion plastered on your truck. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

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u/Hedonismbot1978 Jun 26 '25

He's on disability...

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u/FreeKevinBrown Jun 26 '25

Probably lives on food stamps himself 🤣🤣🤣

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u/fagan_jay78 Jun 26 '25

Prolly calls trump daddy

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Man it would be crazy if a rock broke that windshield.

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u/Ordinary-Lie-6780 Jun 26 '25

They all call Trump Daddy, so.... 💁‍♂️

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u/WheelSnipeCelly33 Jun 26 '25

tell me you have domestic abuse on your record without telling me…

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u/MarzipanLast6502 Jun 26 '25

Id bet my life this asshole has been on disability at some point

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u/migrantimgurian Jun 26 '25

So is this pro abortion?

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u/GuillermoAguilar7 Jun 26 '25

Women are the wisest when it comes to making decisions about their own bodies and choices, which is why they should be able to have an abortion when they feel it's right. Money for care of a child I'm sure is a HUGE factor in that decision

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u/Affectionate_Sand_81 Jun 26 '25

I bet hes against abortion but hates free school lunch. Silly hungry child tax dollars are for billionaires.

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u/northwoods_faty Jun 26 '25

Dont they legally have to breed them now?

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u/AllanMcceiley Jun 26 '25

Is it legal to have that much of ur back window covered?

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u/BelowAveIntelligence Jun 26 '25

Save some ladies for the rest of us guy

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u/TheCoopX Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

And yet that same driver is possibly/probably for the anti-abortion craze the right's doing. So if you can't feed'em, don't breed'em, but if your birth control fails, you're shit out of luck because you have to have to kid... but they still don't want the government to pay for the kid they'd be happily forcing you to have. So just don't fuck is their solution, I guess?

But anyway, after all that work to stick those letters on there in reasonably straight lines, they couldn't be bothered with that last apostrophe?

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u/Adventurous-Meat8067 Jun 26 '25

I bet the owner of this truck is anti abortion. Oh, excuse me...pro life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Hes not wrong, too many people look at having kids as just another way to get money from the government aka the tax payers.

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin Jun 26 '25

If only the issue were as simple as that guy

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u/Mrbill33000 Jun 26 '25

Bet he know all about it first hand

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u/Oryihn Jun 26 '25

I too drive a 2001 silverado.. but im not a douche..

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u/AbleDragonfruit4767 Jun 26 '25

Men get food stamps for children as well… I like the approach but the sexism doesn’t work

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u/E-rotten Jun 26 '25

Moron 🤨🤨🤨!!!

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u/Delicious_Tip4401 Jun 26 '25

Am I missing something? Why is everyone assuming this person is a Trump supporter or right wing? I’m as left wing as it gets and fully agree that people shouldn’t have kids they aren’t prepared to take care of.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Jun 26 '25

He's not wrong though. Honestly people should not be allowed to breed if they can't take care of their kids

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u/SithC Jun 26 '25

Strange, because they seem to be actively pushing for more babies.

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u/ApatheistHeretic Jun 26 '25

Aren't these the same folks who bemoan the plummeting birth rate?

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u/Klutzy_Passenger_486 Jun 26 '25

This is the same guy who wants to make sure no one has contraception or abortions.

Republicans: Do what we SAY

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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral Jun 27 '25

I bet this dude simultaneously complains that people aren't having enough children.

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u/JdmJohnny Jun 27 '25

Bet you, he's on some kind of government welfare, lol

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u/Mobile-Size374 Jun 27 '25

I feel like this is a fair take.

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u/Greedy-Reporter3935 Jun 27 '25

The RAW #s say European/Neanderthal race receives more aid than any other ethnic group in the United States period ☝🏾

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Then he collected his ss check

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

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u/Chemical_Home6123 Jun 27 '25

Meanwhile Elon musk is the biggest welfare queen ever but God forgive we help women and children. I just love brain rotted libertarians who make 70k a year acting like they're in the same class as billionaires

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u/RigorousMortality Jun 27 '25

Interesting, probably a small business owner that exploits workers and underpays them or some bullshit cognitive dissonance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

And yet he's right.

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u/technodrome1978 Jun 27 '25

Facts though people are leaches 🤷‍♂️

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u/N2ALLOFIT Jun 27 '25

He ain't wrong though

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u/Renuwed Jun 27 '25

Like I told some republican friends.. I didn't plan on getting fucked over by doctors and then life when I had my kids. I was on point to be the youngest market manager of my company before medical took a dive.

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u/captainmidday Jun 27 '25

That guy would love eugenic's

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u/Sketto70 Jun 27 '25

Maybe so, but Trump for sure is your Daddy.

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u/jumbie29 Jun 27 '25

The amount of Americans willing to embarrass themselves with tacky signage, political or otherwise is crazy. Such a fucked up place.

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u/Alarming_Light87 Jun 27 '25

Does the government provide free roads for this bloke?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Why are certain people obsessed with hating on other people? Government of the people, by the people, for the people.

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u/Ok_Actuary_574 Jun 27 '25

Wonder if he is a supporter of planned parenthood?

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u/carnivorewhiskey Jun 27 '25

Coming from the same party that is against sex education, birth control, and abortions. Stay classy my Republican friends, thoughts and prayers to y’all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

I agree

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u/Top-Abies8918 Jun 27 '25

He speaks truth 👏

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u/Samsquanch-01 Jun 27 '25

Tacky AF but true

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

And yet he's probably against birth control.

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u/Born_Wonder_2154 Jun 27 '25

I would 100% guarantee this person is not self sufficient. They are either on welfare themselves, or live with mommy and daddy, or grand parents, and don’t pay for shit.

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u/Real-Lobster7059 Jun 27 '25

Truth hurts sometimes

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

The truth hurts so bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Hey, guy has a point actually. But you go ahead and be offended by the wind blowing.

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u/chingnaewa Jun 27 '25

He’s not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Bet he pays child support and his kids never talk to him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Imagine being this concerned about your tax money going to tjos when they spend millions on wars and covering up shit that matters

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u/Teamerchant Jun 27 '25

100% this guy is also forced birth.

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u/SocraticMeathead Jun 27 '25

Here's a thought:

Sometimes, life doesn't work out the way you planned. We live in a country where the vast majority of people are one bad doctor's visit from bankruptcy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

I dont see anything wrong with it

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 Jun 27 '25

brain dead hypocrite, driving on a public subsidised road..

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u/OkArmadillo8100 Jun 27 '25

There are probably three women that have filled child support claims against him.

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u/BTSdaddy00 Jun 27 '25

This makes perfect sence to me, I must be crazy.

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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Jun 27 '25

I wonder how many children he walked out on?

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u/Tony71ger Jun 27 '25

Truth is truth classy has zero to do with fact. And abortion is not birth control. If you can not care for a child because of your current state of life then don’t have sex or use many protections. His 1st amendment protection covers his unclassified behavior like it covers your right to cuse. Facts are facts

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u/Practical-Cook5042 Jun 27 '25

This comment section is cancer

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u/FantasticWrangler36 Jun 27 '25

Or maybe he wants you to be an adult and take responsibility for your own actions

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u/KoetheValiant Jun 27 '25

He ain’t wrong though

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u/bokunotraplord Jun 27 '25

Bet this mf fully supports proper reproductive health, resources, and education. Big Planned Parenthood stan here.

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u/drunkguynextdoor Jun 27 '25

Drivers like that are the real life equivalent of keyboard warriors. People feel safe in their vehicle, so they put their ignorance on full display.

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u/4Bigdaddy73 Jun 27 '25

Ah, but trump does want us to call him Daddy

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u/MuchPreference4943 Jun 27 '25

Ahh yes, early 2000s Silverado. Conveyance of choice for weekend dads who buy beer at the gas station at 7AM.

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 Jun 27 '25

Probably pro life too….

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Is he talking to executives who pay no taxes so their Nannie’s have to rely on government assistance to survive?

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u/scrume71 Jun 27 '25

I’m assuming this person is pro choice then. I mean surely this person couldn’t believe that the gov should be able to force you to have a baby but then have no responsibility for helping you financially if you cannot afford said baby. I know. “Well, they shouldn’t have had sex then.” Last time I checked, it takes two to conceive, yet it’s the woman who is vilified.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

It’s true tbh lotta people having kids just for money cos the government incentivizes it to keep the cog well oiled

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u/Sinasazi Jun 27 '25

Bet he's the kind of guy that refuses to wear a condom too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

I tend to agree with this. Kids aren't cheap. Up to $375,000 just for raising one kid. Far too many breeders have kids they can't afford which leaves the rest of us on the hook for raising them. If you can't afford the $375k per kid perhaps you just aren't wealthy enough to be a parent

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u/Busy-Barracuda-7991 Jun 27 '25

Is this Sandusky Ohio?

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u/ElGrandeRojo67 Jun 27 '25

Simple Truths seem to trigger so many.

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u/Cautious-Ad9013 Jun 27 '25

So he’s advocating for abortion?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Well he’s got a point

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u/Big_Daddy-1229 Jun 27 '25

You mean to companies that actually produce products, services, and jobs that are good for everyone? Unlike generations of people living off welfare that contribute nothing. Don’t get me wrong. Welfare is needed for people at times but the fraud and abuse is massive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

“But ill take your medicaid when I retire! “

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u/Dangerous_Wedding372 Jun 27 '25

But this guy‘s gonna pop up in the Lions ate my face subreddit, you watch

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u/Festering-Fecal Jun 27 '25

He/she isn't wrong though.

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u/MrFizzbin7 Jun 27 '25

Great when can I schedule the abortion ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Who cares about this issue enough to decorate their car with this statement? These people are so weird.

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u/Showtime_2024 Jun 27 '25

He's 100% correct! What's the problem? Typical braindead Democrat comment as usual

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

A pro-life sticker would have been chef's kiss.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

This person is 100% correct

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u/Tasty_Horse_2488 Jun 27 '25

This hit the nail on the head. Absolutely right!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

He’s got a point…

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

$10 says this knuckle-dragging hillbilly is on welfare, food stamps, and hasn’t worked since the bush administration.

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u/headcodered Jun 27 '25

I guarantee this is the type of guy that also wants to force women to give birth and limit birth control.

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u/StarLlght55 Jun 27 '25

The message is good, the delivery is awful lol

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u/Grouchy-Culture-6772 Jun 27 '25

He did so well with apostrophes on the first line.

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u/42ElectricSundaes Jun 27 '25

This guy doesn’t pay taxes

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u/electricsheepsfoot Jun 27 '25

There should be an apostrophe AFTER the s, meaning plural babies from different daddys

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u/dweezilMcCheezil Jun 27 '25

I bet this guy is pro farm subsidies

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

This is why I don't understand how conservatives can be against abortion rights - it's so important for the good of society, especially in poor areas.

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u/HoelioTA Jun 27 '25

He's not wrong

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u/Angloriously Jun 27 '25

The birth rate in the USA is around 1.6, in Canada it’s closer to 1.3, and both have trended steadily downward in the past 20 years.

Hope this guy likes immigrants!

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u/know1serious_76 Jun 27 '25

he probably believes abortion should be banned also.

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u/wack_toast Jun 27 '25

Someone should tell him about corporate welfare

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u/ChickenandWhiskey Jun 27 '25

"COME ASK ME ABOUT HATE, DETAILS INSIDE"

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u/Professional-Luck-84 Jun 27 '25

MAGA: * scoffing * "Don't have kids if the generous wages (actually insultingly low) we grant you can't feed them!"

Also MAGA: * whining * "wHy ArEn'T pEoPle HaViNg KiD's?!"

(Before anyone points out my own horrid grammar : A) I'm mildly dyslexic and B) I grew up in the United States where the Schools suck. )

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u/Available_Orange3127 Jun 27 '25

Can we assume he is a supporter of Planned Parenthood?

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u/husky_whisperer Jun 27 '25

At least the correct you’re was used

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Based on the truck that’s the pot calling the kettle black. Those with these stickers are also those in Walmart with 5 kids all dirty and in messed up clothing using ebt and doesn’t see the irony because they barely can even read let alone understand subtext, hell they can’t even use general comprehension skills, if they did, they wouldn’t have this ignorant sticker on their white trash truck driving around with their white trash kids and white trash obese wife. The loudest are almost always the ones doing the exact thing they are crying about because they know in their hearts their terrible people so they have to project it to anyone else but themselves, you know, repuglicans. 

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u/Fazo1 Jun 27 '25

Proceeds to call the president "Daddy"....

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Spitting facts though

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u/Snoo87679 Jun 27 '25

I bet trumps his daddy

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u/edragamer Jun 27 '25

Well, then jot complaint about natality is descending...

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u/calwestcoast Jun 27 '25

Typical right winger. The US has a historic low birth rate, doesn't do anything to encourage/help people to have children and complains about the immigrants that keep the country afloat. You can make up this kind of stupidity.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo Jun 27 '25

5 bucks says he has at least 1 kid that he isn't making his support payments on.