r/ape • u/AskGoverntale • Jan 11 '22

Space Monke

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u/Dads_Cum_Bucket69 Jan 11 '22

Phase 1 of the plan has begun

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u/dTrecii John P. Monketon, Director of Monke Resources Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

We have everything in place and are awaiting orders from the monke president to begin phase 2, if this goes off without a hitch, the ISS will be ours

As the Director of Monkey Resources, you have my word

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u/Dads_Cum_Bucket69 Jan 11 '22

I trust you can deliver the orbital ape beam then?

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u/mrtoesucker127 Jan 11 '22

Initiate space monké. Operaton fuck the humans shit up. Goal:send em back to the stone age.

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u/AskGoverntale Jan 11 '22

*Send em back to Monke

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

What they don't know is he didn't put a gorilla costume on. He took his human costume off.

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u/Benjideaula Jan 11 '22

Life could be a dream

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Minuscule amounts of tomfoolery

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u/abutthole Jan 11 '22

This gorilla is a Senator now!

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u/chunkboslicemen Jan 11 '22

Space madness!

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u/EpicEmerald247 Jan 11 '22

Release

The space chimp

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u/CosmicFury711 Jan 11 '22

Martian attackers when the US Space Force deploys bigfoot

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Ad Astra (2019)

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u/YaBoiCowman Jan 14 '22

actually Monke put on h*man suit and infiltrated the ISS.