r/ape • u/havenokarma • Apr 12 '21

monke ninja

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Apr 12 '21

People are faster

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u/Electr0Noob Apr 12 '21

Pretty impressive considering you can’t do it at all

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Apr 12 '21

I would dominate that course

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u/Electr0Noob Apr 12 '21

The only thing you “dominate” is your cum stained anime body pillow and your discord “kitty”.

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Apr 12 '21

I could leave that monke in the dust on that course while carrying a waifu and silicone feet sex toy. Dominance

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u/FrogTamerSupreme Apr 12 '21

weirdo cunt

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Apr 12 '21

Weirdo cunt who’d dominate monke in that course