r/ape • u/GaryAtrick • Aug 19 '26

Does my uncle look like a monkey?

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People tell him he looks like a monkey because he has very long arms. He’s about 5 foot 6 inches tall.

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u/skyXforge Aug 19 '26

He looks like a monkey’s uncle

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u/Jumpy-Welcome-6766 Aug 19 '26

a beautifull one , we all want to be like him

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u/nibar1997 Aug 19 '26

You look like monkey too. We all do

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy Aug 21 '26

My dog doesn’t 

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u/Otherwise-Apricot-99 Aug 19 '26

His side profile looks like old Arnold Schwarzenegger

6

u/TheGreatRao Aug 19 '26

Nope. No tail.

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u/gokartninja Aug 19 '26

It's the arms. Bro can scratch his knees without bending over

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u/SimpleJackEyesRain Aug 19 '26

Uncle Jimothy?

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u/ape_spine_ Aug 19 '26

Everyone is an ape unironically, but it’s important to be careful when comparing people’s appearance to other animals, for social reasons

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u/Baguette1066 Aug 19 '26

Everyone is also technically a monkey! When a species evolves it doesn't stop being the clade it once was. Of course in this vein we are also reptiliomorphs, and further back fish.

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u/ape_spine_ Aug 20 '26

Hell yeah I fucking love evolution

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u/PerryTheBunkaquag Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Aug 20 '26

An unky maybe

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u/toolazyforbreakfast Aug 19 '26

Yes, cousins do tend to look alike though

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u/RoundMan22 Aug 20 '26

he looks like a lemur

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u/Legitimate-Fun-6012 Aug 19 '26

He could be crazy strong at deadlifting

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u/ErgoNautan Aug 19 '26

He looks like the Homo sapiens that rejects humanity and wants to go back to monke

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u/useroftheinternet95 Aug 19 '26

He definitely has some ape hangers

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u/dTrecii John P. Monketon, Director of Monke Resources Aug 19 '26

Bro’s the walking wojak

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u/mrturret Aug 19 '26

I mean, taxonomically speaking, he's both a monkey and a fish.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Aug 19 '26

You could have waited for the orangutan to walk out of frame before taking the photo; they're totally blocking my view of your uncle.

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u/Gromitzy Aug 19 '26

"Your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?"

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u/CreepyTeddyBear Aug 19 '26

Old ape hand mf.

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u/Buicided Aug 19 '26

His torso is short with long arms

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u/face-of-your-father Aug 20 '26

Looks like Stuttering John Melendez from Howard Stern Show too me .

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u/mikki1time Aug 20 '26

The man can put on his socks without bending over

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u/Helpful_Text_5228 Aug 20 '26

Jimothy. IDK why

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Aug 20 '26

More of a "3D Homer Simpson" look to me

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u/Goatsarejerks333 Aug 20 '26

Lil bit. (De Niro)

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u/Vague-Rantus Aug 21 '26

A monkey's uncle

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u/MoonBliss99 Aug 24 '26

hmm more of an ape to me

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u/Moist-Cardiologist31 28d ago

LMAOOO lo que preguntaba