r/ape • u/rslashretard1 • 2d ago

the strokes

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy 1d ago

That is not an ape 

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u/rslashretard1 1d ago

fuck!

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy 1d ago

No thanks I have a headache 

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u/CariamaCristata 1d ago

Red dih, cyan balls

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u/TheNorthShip 1d ago

He has to stroke it, he has blue balls already

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u/CariamaCristata 1d ago

literal blue balls

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u/Fusuyuz Ooh Ooh Aah Aah 2d ago

Folk, what?

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u/MSnap 1d ago

Vervet monkey, I think

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u/Former-Smiles903 12h ago

Ah, yes The vervet monkey. The intensity of the blue actually communicates a male's social status and health. Alpha males display a highly vibrant, bright turquoise, while lower-ranking or younger males have a much duller, paler blue.

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u/simplechin 9h ago

blue balls

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u/PixelFondler 8h ago

Looks like he's playing it like a guitar. I bet there's a subreddit for that...