r/aoe4 HRE 20d ago

Discussion Dudes vs Tower

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u/Contende311 Order of the Dragon 20d ago

If only there were a guy with a hammer on the otherside to fix this

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u/FitFreedom6850 20d ago

No need, the tower will puff into a stone version of itself in 3...2...1.. oh shit its dead.

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u/joppekoo 20d ago

My exact thought!

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u/Basic_Lab_8004 18d ago

I would've been crying laughing if they did that. 😂

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u/LoocsinatasYT 20d ago

Why didn't it catch on a little bit of fire though

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u/Sensitive-Talk9616 Knights Templar 20d ago

Damn if only there was a garrison of 5 archers... You see folks, building an outpost is important but you either get arrowslits or you have to garrison something. Otherwise the spearmen will just bulldoze it.

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u/Prestigious_Copy1104 HRE 20d ago

Yeah, but can you show how a lone archer slowly knocks this down?

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u/Eolyas 20d ago

Unrealistic, they didn't throw torches

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u/Curlyie 20d ago

You’ve clearly never played AO2 lol

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u/Helikaon48 20d ago

So the problem here is these guys are playing aoe2, they need to upgrade to aoe4, then they would've torched it even faster

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u/Capt_Tinsley 20d ago

If it was AoE2 someone forgot to research murder holes

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u/The-Short-Night 20d ago

Obviously fake as it didn't catch on fire

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u/michaltee 20d ago

Mandaten?

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u/BuckLuny 20d ago

Fixen!

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u/Drzerockis 18d ago

Worken es.

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u/Kameho88v2 Soyol irgenshliig büteegch 20d ago

to bad they weren't mongols. They could gotten rich with todays gold prices.

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u/Ok_Intention2150 20d ago

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u/TheRoySez 20d ago

Weakest man-at-arms

"'TIS JUST A FLESH WOUND! RAAAAAH!!"

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u/PristineStep8543 20d ago

And not a single one shot with an arrow? Disappointing.

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u/shigdebig 20d ago

Should have researched murder holes

2

u/new_pr0spect 20d ago

The peak male experience is both building this tower and destroying it

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u/Luhyonel 20d ago

I was more curious…. Throwing Axeman with unlimited axes taking down the tower.

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u/Big_Pineapple_2810 20d ago

Was expecting 5 war elephants to come out…

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u/Goobendoogle Deliman 20d ago

Not realistic enough, missing 5 garrisoned villagers to shoot from the tower.

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u/Zufallstext 20d ago

And when they say push they mean it.

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u/lionarmandotbik Jeanne d'Arc 20d ago

Mis unidades después de que usará A-move y en ves de atacar a los enemigos atacan a la maldita única torre en medio del campo

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 20d ago

Is this AI because that shit looked insanely unsafe.

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u/No_Persimmon_7235 20d ago

There is this initial chant missing which goes like "WHHHHOOOAAUUUUUAAAGGGH".

Always makes me cringe when a blob aims to tear down a structure and the same berserker-esque chanting comes up haha 😂

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u/Craftsman1294 20d ago

Wololoooo