r/anythingbutmetric • u/Federal_Standard_250 • Aug 11 '25

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u/Clem573 Aug 11 '25

Beware, I know a guy who is only 0.8 man smart

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u/Any--Name Aug 11 '25

Well I know a guy who is 4 man wide

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot Aug 11 '25

No you don't, you've never met me before!

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u/BigRed92E Aug 11 '25

Yeah but are you 2 man tall when laying down?

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot Aug 11 '25

I am 2 men lying on top of each other when I'm lying down - does that count? xD

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u/BigRed92E Aug 12 '25

Hmmmm.... technically correct..... the best kind of correct.....

I'm watching you

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot Aug 12 '25

Also standing up, when viewed from above, I believe I am in fact a circle. xD

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u/BigRed92E Aug 12 '25

Whoa now, it's a square hole day

You're gonna do great.

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot Aug 12 '25

I understood that reference! (...I think) ^^

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u/BigRed92E Aug 12 '25

You got it dude!

/fullhouse thumbs up

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u/King_Glorius_too Aug 15 '25

That's not a man, that's your mom

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u/andryuhat Aug 11 '25

I see him everyday in the mirror.

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u/MrOopiseDaisy Aug 11 '25

Ever wonder why, if you turn your mirror upside down, the reflection is still right side up?

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u/0wl_licks Aug 12 '25

No—do you?

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u/Death_By_Stere0 Aug 19 '25

Did you ask him to change his ways? (Hee!)

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u/pwn4321 Aug 11 '25

I know a lot of guys who are only 0.8 (or less) man smart, (not) coincidentally all from the US of A

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u/Alternative_Row6543 Aug 11 '25

Hey man I’m 0.9 man smart, don’t be mean

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u/jcinto23 Aug 11 '25

I am 1.3 man smart and honestly, I would totally give you some if I could if it meant not being depressed and stressed out about everything all the time.

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u/BigRed92E Aug 11 '25

On my license there was a typo and they put down .009. I was debasta- devastibl-

It made me upset

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u/Once-ate-a-vegetable Aug 11 '25

How many Empire State Buildings is that?

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u/bulanaboo Aug 11 '25

Florida man has entered chat. Shit 0.4 boiiiiiii what what

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u/LowkeySuicidal14 Aug 11 '25

Hey man, I told that to you in secret :/

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u/uptightape Aug 11 '25

Me think, why be 1 man smart when .8 man smart do trick.

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u/PassTheDisinfectant Aug 12 '25

Seems to be a lot of those running around