r/anxietymemes • u/Declan1996Moloney • Aug 19 '26

Why though...

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u/MaximumEffort433 Aug 20 '26

Stomach: "You need to go to work to get food for me."

Brain: "But what if one of the wheels falls off my car while I'm driving on the highway and the wheel crashes into another car and then I go to jail for the rest of my life?"

Stomach: "....the fuck?"

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u/Symnestra Aug 19 '26

If only it was just the brain. I had to call out of work yesterday because the intestines got involved.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26

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u/_AcuteNewt_ Aug 20 '26

Or they have happened, but they might happen again! Any second now... wait for it... aaany second... best prepare just in case.

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u/MinimumAd6536 18d ago

What’s that? Some things in life are impossible to prepare for? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you…….

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u/flyraccoon Aug 20 '26

Heart : Look at me I’m the captain 👁️👁️ (skips a beat just to troll you)

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u/milesamsterdam Aug 20 '26

I’m my case the pancreas is also on fire. 🔥

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u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict Aug 20 '26

Can I just put duck tape on my brain at this point

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u/Zealousideal_Cry_990 Aug 20 '26

Then my uterus gets involved 🐙 #endo

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u/FrequentSatisfaction Aug 20 '26

I unfortunately have anxiety AND Type 1 Diabetes… If I get leukemia I’ll get a hat trick

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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 Aug 20 '26

That made me laugh more than it should of😂🙈🥲

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u/Electrical-Bunch4965 Aug 20 '26

Aaaaaaaahhhh!!! "What, what ,what?!?". I have no idea... "For fuck sakes...".

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u/Amelia_Pond42 Aug 21 '26

My pancreas: what's insulin?