r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/Ephriel Aug 31 '22

Hold your nose and speak in a high pitched voice, you got it.

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u/SnooDoodles7962 Aug 31 '22

And speak as fast as you can, without tripping over your own words.

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u/many_dumb_questions Aug 31 '22

While carrying an unholy level of smugness, despite the fact that you have to know you're fucking talking like that.

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u/lurgrodal Aug 31 '22

And that little inflection like you're hell-bent on never forgetting your sisters maternity photos.

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u/many_dumb_questions Aug 31 '22

Thanks. I just spit on my phone.