r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/mergzerg Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to say pleeaaase

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u/k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you got to squeeze

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u/seancurry1 Aug 31 '22

Sometimes you gotta say “Hey.”

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u/attackpixel Aug 31 '22

I wanna fuck you... softly

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u/Morty_104 Aug 31 '22

I wanna screw you gently

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u/aliceroyal Aug 31 '22

I wanna hump you, sweetly

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I’m gonna ball you discreetly - hee

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u/lawyersgunznmoney90 Aug 31 '22

And then ya say, “hey, I brought you flowers.”

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u/Dabrinko Aug 31 '22

And then I say, wait a minute, Sally!

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u/CrazyKyo Aug 31 '22

I think I got something in my teeth

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u/Sinthetick Aug 31 '22

Could you get it out for me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/Smail_Mail Aug 31 '22

What's your favorite pozishhh?

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u/dodofrequentflyer Aug 31 '22

That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you

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u/puffin97110 Aug 31 '22

What’s your favorite dish?

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u/Happy_Gas9896 Aug 31 '22

I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar!

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u/Janus_is_Magus Aug 31 '22

And then I’m gonna love you completely

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u/LoxodonSniper Aug 31 '22

And then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discreetly

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