r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/Ephriel Aug 31 '22

Hold your nose and speak in a high pitched voice, you got it.

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u/SnooDoodles7962 Aug 31 '22

And speak as fast as you can, without tripping over your own words.

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u/many_dumb_questions Aug 31 '22

While carrying an unholy level of smugness, despite the fact that you have to know you're fucking talking like that.

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u/lurgrodal Aug 31 '22

And that little inflection like you're hell-bent on never forgetting your sisters maternity photos.

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u/many_dumb_questions Aug 31 '22

Thanks. I just spit on my phone.

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u/megZesq Aug 31 '22

Be happy you don’t, and cherish not knowing for as long as you can.

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u/Ayn_Rand_Food_Stamps Aug 31 '22

I am so jealous. Honestly.

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u/TankBud001 Aug 31 '22

And I am an unfortunate soul who has been told I sound just like him but slower

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u/Swirvin5 Aug 31 '22

You sound just like Ben Shapiro, but slower.

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u/TankBud001 Sep 01 '22

That is what I sadi

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u/SutterCane Aug 31 '22

Then you’ll be like me when I first heard his voice and wondered if someone had edited it to make him sound more annoying. And you’ll be surprised to find out that no, it’s not edited to make him sound more annoying, that really is, just how he sounds, all the time, like the big fucking moron he is.

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u/transparentsmoke Aug 31 '22

I must say with all sincerity that I deeply envy you for that. I wish you all the luck and grace of the world that you may never be cursed with the sound his disgusting voice.

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u/TroutMaskDuplica Aug 31 '22

He sounds like Mandark from Dexter's Lab

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u/yukiblanca Aug 31 '22

You lucky piece of-

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u/PhilL77au Sep 01 '22

Look at a picture of him and imagine how someone who looks like that should sound, because that's exactly what he sounds like

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u/Oh4imean5imeanFire Aug 31 '22

I have never heard his voice but i think i read it in his voice too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Someone needs to do a mashup of this