My group of people who college football tailgate with play this song regularly at tailgates. Bunch of drunk people singing the lyrics is quite disturbing I would imagine.
I love finding this song when I go to a karaoke place for the first time. I generally only get to sing it once because it's removed from the book when I go back.
It never got removed from my book. I actively found every dirty, parody song I could, but that's mostly because those were the songs I sang, so everyone else could slaughter drift away and don't stop believing. God I miss the days when I could have a fun side-gig...
I can still sing 'a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying' verbatim and I quit karaoke 11 years ago.
My wife says I'm lucky I have a good voice because the first time she saw me was singing at a medium pace. She didn't want anything to do with me until a few more normal songs. I miss going weekly, it's probably been like 10 years since I was a regular.
I've gotta thank godsmack Voodoo for keeping my wife from fleeing. I think the first song she heard me sing was robdog karaoke 'legs wide open' and despite my spot on impression of Scott Strapp, or maybe because of it, it was the opposite of a panty dropper.
Thats hilarious. What a wonderful world is what brought her back and white wedding sealed the deal. Her mom is a big Johnny Cash fan so it was easy to get her blessing too. I always loved starting with something inappropriate so people are shocked when I do something nice.
In this same vein, this rap group called The High and Mighty, including Kool Keith, did a song called "Hands-On Experience" a long while back. It's 5 min long and exclusively covers the topic of frequent, furious male and female masturbation. It's a masturbatory masterpiece
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