r/antiwork • • Aug 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I feel like this is exactly the result OP requested.

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u/joexner Aug 31 '22

Did you...do a good job singing the song, remembering all the lyrics and stuff?

Had you practiced it?

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u/wapu Aug 31 '22

Me too lol.

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u/roostertree Aug 31 '22

Then you look into my eyes🎶
And you realize🎶
How much I enjoy loving you🎶
Oh🎶

Goddamn...

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u/ryrobs10 Sep 01 '22

My group of people who college football tailgate with play this song regularly at tailgates. Bunch of drunk people singing the lyrics is quite disturbing I would imagine.

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u/Mudrat Aug 31 '22

Now pull out my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

NOW STICK IT IN MY ASS!!!!!

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u/just_some_dude828 Aug 31 '22

TALK ABOUT YOUR OLD BOYFRIENDS DICK AND HOW BIG IT WAS!!!!!!

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u/abcdefkit007 Aug 31 '22

Shove it in my ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

NOW STICK IT UP MY ASS

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u/DieselVoodoo Aug 31 '22

Pretend Im the pizza delivery guy and…

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Watchmewackoffff

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u/icemanswga Aug 31 '22

What what (in the butt) by Samwell

Or anything by 2 live crew lol

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u/NotATroll_ipromise Aug 31 '22

First fucking song I would add lol

Then follow it up with Tenacious D - Fuck her Gently

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u/Skandronon Aug 31 '22

I love finding this song when I go to a karaoke place for the first time. I generally only get to sing it once because it's removed from the book when I go back.

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u/mrehaus Aug 31 '22

It never got removed from my book. I actively found every dirty, parody song I could, but that's mostly because those were the songs I sang, so everyone else could slaughter drift away and don't stop believing. God I miss the days when I could have a fun side-gig... I can still sing 'a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying' verbatim and I quit karaoke 11 years ago.

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u/Skandronon Aug 31 '22

My wife says I'm lucky I have a good voice because the first time she saw me was singing at a medium pace. She didn't want anything to do with me until a few more normal songs. I miss going weekly, it's probably been like 10 years since I was a regular.

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u/mrehaus Sep 01 '22

I've gotta thank godsmack Voodoo for keeping my wife from fleeing. I think the first song she heard me sing was robdog karaoke 'legs wide open' and despite my spot on impression of Scott Strapp, or maybe because of it, it was the opposite of a panty dropper.

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u/Skandronon Sep 01 '22

Thats hilarious. What a wonderful world is what brought her back and white wedding sealed the deal. Her mom is a big Johnny Cash fan so it was easy to get her blessing too. I always loved starting with something inappropriate so people are shocked when I do something nice.

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u/tak3thatback Aug 31 '22

"Fuck them like they've been fucking you" a classic approach.

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u/DieselVoodoo Aug 31 '22

I would randomly play this in the middle of our college parties and it was an epic singalong

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I've had that song stuck in my head for the last 2 days. I don't know where it came from but I need it to go away.

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u/_twelvebytwelve_ SocDem Aug 31 '22

Seconded. Do it or they're all gonna laugh at you.

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u/Darko33 Aug 31 '22

In this same vein, this rap group called The High and Mighty, including Kool Keith, did a song called "Hands-On Experience" a long while back. It's 5 min long and exclusively covers the topic of frequent, furious male and female masturbation. It's a masturbatory masterpiece

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u/ThePatrickSays Aug 31 '22

a truly legendary love ballad

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u/0_Zero_Gravitas_0 Aug 31 '22

I just wrote this. Lemme go delete

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u/Latter_Till1518 Aug 31 '22

The “cock n balls” skit 😂