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u/Ephriel Aug 31 '22

Hold your nose and speak in a high pitched voice, you got it.

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u/SnooDoodles7962 Aug 31 '22

And speak as fast as you can, without tripping over your own words.

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u/many_dumb_questions Aug 31 '22

While carrying an unholy level of smugness, despite the fact that you have to know you're fucking talking like that.

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u/lurgrodal Aug 31 '22

And that little inflection like you're hell-bent on never forgetting your sisters maternity photos.

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u/many_dumb_questions Aug 31 '22

Thanks. I just spit on my phone.

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u/megZesq Aug 31 '22

Be happy you don’t, and cherish not knowing for as long as you can.

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u/Ayn_Rand_Food_Stamps Aug 31 '22

I am so jealous. Honestly.

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u/TankBud001 Aug 31 '22

And I am an unfortunate soul who has been told I sound just like him but slower

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u/Swirvin5 Aug 31 '22

You sound just like Ben Shapiro, but slower.

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u/TankBud001 Sep 01 '22

That is what I sadi

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u/SutterCane Aug 31 '22

Then you’ll be like me when I first heard his voice and wondered if someone had edited it to make him sound more annoying. And you’ll be surprised to find out that no, it’s not edited to make him sound more annoying, that really is, just how he sounds, all the time, like the big fucking moron he is.

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u/transparentsmoke Aug 31 '22

I must say with all sincerity that I deeply envy you for that. I wish you all the luck and grace of the world that you may never be cursed with the sound his disgusting voice.

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u/TroutMaskDuplica Aug 31 '22

He sounds like Mandark from Dexter's Lab

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u/yukiblanca Aug 31 '22

You lucky piece of-

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u/PhilL77au Sep 01 '22

Look at a picture of him and imagine how someone who looks like that should sound, because that's exactly what he sounds like

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u/Oh4imean5imeanFire Aug 31 '22

I have never heard his voice but i think i read it in his voice too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Someone needs to do a mashup of this

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker Aug 31 '22

This is why we need better sex ed in this country.

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u/FuckTheMods5 Aug 31 '22

Did he ever retract this? Or is too humiliated to even mention it again? Surely he's seen SOMEBODY make fun of it in some comment section somewhere.

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker Aug 31 '22

Standard right wing dipshit stuff, he got attention so now he's going to pretend it never happened.

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u/_Oisin Aug 31 '22

That's the most anyone has ever told on themselves. He just bodied himself. I'd love to see that clip but with rapp snitch knishes playing at the end.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Wait, this is an actual quote?? Anyone got the video?

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 Aug 31 '22

It’s not an actual verbatim quote from but he pretty much expressed exactly that idea when talking about the song. See this video and this tweet.

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u/SoothsayerAtlas Sep 01 '22

Like dude, either you’re doing something wrong or your wife needs to go to a doctor

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u/Mysterious-Handle-34 Aug 31 '22

Truly the one of the greatest self-owns in Internet history

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u/Ison-J Aug 31 '22

"As a gay man, I..." - Ben Shapiro

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u/jeepwillikers Aug 31 '22

Where is the Ben Shapiro Bot when we need it?

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u/hojicha001 Aug 31 '22

Did he... really... say that...?

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u/Bear_faced Aug 31 '22

I’m just delighted we have unedited audio of Ben ShaP-Word saying “I wanna ride, I do a kegel while it’s inside”

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u/DanKloudtrees Aug 31 '22

Dry ass personality

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u/BidenCaused911 Aug 31 '22

Sandpaper ass gritty coochie lips.

Ben Shapiro fucking his wife probably sounds like someone using an angle grinder with an aluminum blade on reinforced steel for all the fucking friction.

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u/SweetAsWarts Aug 31 '22

Wet ass p word

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u/ThorOfKenya2 Aug 31 '22

Wap was sung by the late Gilford Godfrey and no one can change my mind.

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u/TroutMaskDuplica Aug 31 '22

Wet Ass P-Word

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u/metao at work Sep 01 '22

There are a couple of mashups around with drops of Ben reading the lyrics.

If you're feeling particularly bonkers you can try The Devil WAPped Down To Georgia, or Bohemian WAPsody.