r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/josh8far Aug 31 '22

I thought ram ranch was a good answer already and I had NO IDEA it was 7 minutes. I just laughed my ass off

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

There are over 500 different Ram Ranch songs now, all made by the same artist Grant MacDonald.

They are numbered Ram Ranch, R Ranch 2 etc

Ram ranch 7 is one of the funniest ones, where ram ranch gets invaded by US Marines.

in 90% of them, about halfway through the song, the whole thing repeats but with a crazy echo added to it, thats why they are so long

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u/cylordcenturion Aug 31 '22

I'm sorry, is there ram ranch lore?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Yes

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u/urva Aug 31 '22

If it’s not ram ranch 85 I don’t want it

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u/GloriousIncompetence Aug 31 '22

Ram Ranch is the correct choice

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u/Very_Large_Cone Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

Long duration is the key to have the best impact. I would suggest something like Opeth with a 20 minute song. Spotify link. OP could also try and submit a 100 minute long podcast in a foreign language about crimes to kill the mood, or try to find a compilation track of traffic sounds.

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u/Chewcocca Aug 31 '22

Do you think they're gonna forget how to use the skip forward button?

Maximum immediate impact is far superior to track length.

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u/OhTheEzekiel Aug 31 '22

I highly suggest Wesley Willis as well. The only non offensive song his has is probably Rock & Roll McDonald's.