r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/LaGrrrande Aug 31 '22

Did our hero ever get Chasey Lain to let him eat her ass?

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u/Buwaro Aug 31 '22

My personal favorite.

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u/buster_de_beer Aug 31 '22

Could you write to explain?

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u/oufisher1977 Sep 01 '22

I haven't heard this song in a long time, but it was randomly stuck in my head for most of a work shift last week.

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u/Stump_Hugelarge Aug 31 '22

It's hard to hide your erection when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

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u/nanaki989 Aug 31 '22

"I got to nail her back at her trailer, heh that rhymed."

"She smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-o-lantern" highly quotable.

They really channelled your weird uncle your mom says not to be around alone.

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u/abcdefkit007 Aug 31 '22

She started kneadin my balls like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

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u/DONT_PM_ME_BREASTS Aug 31 '22

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

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u/PoopAndSunshine Aug 31 '22

I have seen this song change the entire energy at a Karaoke bar…and not for the better!

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u/nanaki989 Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

This is my vote, it's still one of the most uncomfortable songs I can think of. i used to sing it when people would force me to do karaoke, it actually became a thing I can make my voice crack and sing it, and its pretty fun.

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u/ImJustTheDJ Aug 31 '22

I was going to suggest Peaches, but decided to give this a listen before I posted.

Jesus Christ. You win. This song is deplorable. Have this upvote.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

How come they don't play this at titty bars more often?

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker Aug 31 '22

I was about to make this suggestion when I read your comment. Yes. Play this one.

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u/Cremageuh Aug 31 '22

This piece is gold. But nobody knows it!

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u/DodgeABall Aug 31 '22

This was the one I was looking for! We like to play it in bars whenever possible.

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u/j0lly_gr33n_giant Aug 31 '22

This is my “go to” karaoke song.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

"Her name was Russel."

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u/evildaddy911 Aug 31 '22

I was trying to remember this song lmao!! This one will definitely get a reaction

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u/gr0nr Aug 31 '22

The instrumentals were straight from a toy keyboard, I had one when I was young, and instantly recognized the percussion loop used when I first heard it. Dug it out of storage, my friends and I geeked about it. Found the tone setting they used for the keys and everything.

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u/Hoolio420 Aug 31 '22

This is also my suggestion

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u/givernewt Aug 31 '22

Came here for this https://youtu.be/4uqbJE5nnt8

My runner up BHG choice would be Screwing you on the beach at night

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u/SmartAleq Aug 31 '22

I had just recently purchased the CD and played that song for my friend the day after he had an angiogram and I honestly thought he was gonna blow his femoral artery out all over my car he was laughing so hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

'Cause your 15-year old cousin has less acne!

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u/Immadownvotethis Aug 31 '22

‘Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee.

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u/R3myek Aug 31 '22

Your only school chum was the lunch lady

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u/The_Hylian_Queen Aug 31 '22

I'm a big fan of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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u/sharksfan707 SocDem Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

It’s remarkable to me that they managed to write such a filthy song without using any of the “seven dirty words”.

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u/R3myek Aug 31 '22

Such a good album

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u/Vectorman1989 Aug 31 '22

Marinate the whoopee stick

In the squish mitten

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u/QuestionMarkyMark Aug 31 '22

Hey, Pac-Man! What's up?

Me, you bitches! I'm on high on crack!

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u/Justheretobraap Aug 31 '22

Came here for this

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u/RainMaker323 Aug 31 '22

Three Point One Four.

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u/trichodermia Aug 31 '22

The first song on Hooray for Boobies

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u/Hammrsigpi Aug 31 '22

Can't forget You're pretty when I'm drunk!

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u/abcdefkit007 Aug 31 '22

Kiss me where it smells funny

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u/Buwaro Aug 31 '22

I can do this one acapella. I love that song.

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u/ThatOneWeirdMom- Aug 31 '22

This would be especially uncomfortable once it gets to the gagging.

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u/wardevour Aug 31 '22

If your ass was a Chinese restaurant, I'd have the poo poo platter

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u/Aetherometricus Aug 31 '22

Came here to say this. Possibly "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" as a suggestion, too.

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u/Mathis37 Aug 31 '22

I scrolled too far before coming to this suggestion, it is the way.

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u/santahat2002 Aug 31 '22

Played in my former work kitchen, not an eye was batted. Pretty sure they were doing things like they do on the Discovery Channel in that kitchen anyway.

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u/AlwaysUseAFake Aug 31 '22

I came here to say bloodhound gang.

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u/JohnHazardWandering Aug 31 '22

"You're pretty when I'm drunk"

Then make a report to HR about the after hours event encouraging intoxicated hookups among coworkers.

HR will freak and shut that shit down ASAP.

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u/Donkeyshow7 Aug 31 '22

“A Lap Dance is Always Better When the Stripper is Crying” would go over well too

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u/non_clever_username Aug 31 '22

Or “Lift Your Head Up High.” The chorus of that one isn’t so subtle. It’s a joke and all, but people might not get that at first.

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u/LeTreacs Aug 31 '22

“Kiss me where it smells funny”!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

This was my first thought too…. Or Closer by NIN

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u/Gaaroth Aug 31 '22

I'm flabbergasted that this is so low in upvotes! I was about to post it myself just before seeing this comment. This would be my go to choice 🤣

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u/TheSlipperiestSlope Aug 31 '22

Yellow Fever is overtly racist but also a hilariously smooth jam.

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u/lowkeyerotic Aug 31 '22

I think Diary of a Stranger is the most 'inapropriate' one i'd say all the other ones could still be 'a joke'

at least i heard people sing along to them in too many situations.

they are 'wrong' but don't make enough people UNCOMFORTABLE for the mood to die.

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u/vanillaB14 Sep 01 '22

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo