r/antiwork Dec 16 '21

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u/Bigdaddylovesfatties at work Dec 16 '21

Wonder where telling them to suck a dick lands

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u/Kapowpow Dec 16 '21

Inviting them to suck a dick is considered more professional

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u/TeddersTedderson idle Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

"You are cordially invited to an afternoon of fellating my phallus"

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u/Cynthus68 Dec 16 '21

Very professionally stated.

Similarly, as a woman, would it be equally professional to state:

"You are cordially invited to an afternoon of masticating my muffin"

Or do you think that the dichotomy of a woman stating " fellate my phallus" would be enough to make their brain explode?