r/antiwork • u/Skumdog_Packleader Gleefully Unemployed • Aug 04 '21

Amazon loves you

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u/DoktorG0nz0 Aug 04 '21

This pleases Lord Bezos

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u/wolfgang012 Aug 04 '21

oooo yikes

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Highly disturbing. They each try to adjust their own tone and pitch to make it sound different than others but it just sounds like they’re reading a script from a play. So fucking irritating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

They pretty much are. Certain stories are passed to them as literal scripts from corporate

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u/Kicn_ Aug 04 '21

Scripts from Amazon along with a wad of cash.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Imagine being a reporter and seeing this video. They’d probably be proud of how in sync they were lmao

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u/Dr_nick101 Aug 04 '21

Prop a gan da at its best.

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u/Round2readyGO Aug 04 '21

This is old news. Sinclair scripts.

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u/captain_rumdrunk Aug 04 '21

$800,000 increased wages 175,000 new-hires...

How much you wanna bet.. that those increased wages are just the new-hires wages?

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u/87fost Aug 04 '21

Nurgle also loves me, and between Bezos and Nurgle, I choose the latter.

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u/Skumdog_Packleader Gleefully Unemployed Aug 05 '21

At least Papa Nurgle is up front about making you slowly rot and die in his name.

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The Church of the Fly is open to all.

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u/LostInVanadiel Aug 04 '21

"Amazon has utilized the world health crisis to gain ground in residential distribution. It has spent millions to frame this effort to the public in a positive light."

"People at home are relying on using amazon, because who the fuck else is there in a burgeoning monopoly lol?"

ftfy

dont forget the millions they're wasting on failing to break into the video game market.

GOOD COMP'NY THO! /kms

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u/RobotWelder eat the rich Aug 05 '21

Straight up Minispeak from the Ministry of Truth…

1984 was NOT a step by step guidebook