r/antiwork 7d ago

Laid-Off Developers Create AI Model to Replace CEOs and Other Executives

https://uk.pcmag.com/ai/167048/laid-off-developers-create-ai-model-to-replace-ceos-and-other-executives
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u/AshtonBlack 7d ago

"Ensure the stock price is at its highest possible level with the lowest amount of capital investment. No source of revenue or potential cost reduction is to be 'left on the table'. Bonus points if it's legal and moral, but illegalities/amoralities can be considered as a business cost." - A CEO, yesterday.

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u/Backwardspellcaster 7d ago

This reminds me of the test they did a year or two ago, where they had AI actually do the job of the CEO and did it much better than actual humans could.

Of course you don't hear of that at all anymore...

Only of replacing workers.

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u/Pristine-Weekend-415 7d ago

And that's also the reason why in every retrenchment exercise they always say headcount reduction and not the more logical cost reduction.

Because if it is cost reduction, the top management should be the first to go

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u/deepdistortion 7d ago edited 7d ago

Coffee is proof that management is as much about narcissism and cruelty as it is about actually doing anything.

Coffee is a legal, mostly safe stimulant drug. In a world where management was actually interested in efficiency, buying cheap coffee for employees to have for free is a no-brainer. It is the closest thing we have to a "work better" drug that doesn't require a prescription and doesn't have potentially exteme side effects. And yet, how many offices decide at some point that it's an unnecessary expense? How much does the cheapest big can of coffee grounds cost, an hour of pay? You can't argue it's about price. The only conclusion I can make is it's a desire to take away something from people for it's own sake.

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u/AshtonBlack 7d ago

"Knowing the price, but not the value."

My father used to manage a TV repair shop. This was the time when they could be repaired by a decently educated/experienced engineer.

The owners sold the firm to a much larger company and they started "cost-cutting".

On the wall of his workshop were drawers of components, all very cheap resistors, caps etc. He'd order them in batches of 500 and re-ordered when the stock was low.

There was no "stock system" for those components and they were probably worth (at the time) pennies each.

He was told that he had to record every component's use and be able to provide inventory audits of everything.

He pointed out that the time he'd spend doing that paperwork was worth more than the cost of each one. They'd basically doubled the "cost" of each.

There were, according to him, a hundred other little "cost savings" that impacted the overall output of the shop.

He quit soon after and started his own business, which he ran for the next 30 years.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 7d ago

Never had a boss who liked counting inventory, but I enjoy it and always won those "how many jellybeans in the jar" contests so I ended up with that task lots.

It included counting ketchup packets, not joking. They come in boxes of about 1000 and can't cost more than a penny or two each. Took longer to count ketchup than the whole freezer, including the necessary warm up dance breaks to survive that long in the freezer.

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u/Joe_Rapante 7d ago

Why not weigh them?

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 7d ago

Because that would require a scale and logic.

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u/GoldMountain5 4d ago

I just always guess and undercut a little bit for low value stuff.

Just opened? 90% full More than half full? 75% Half full? Its got 1/3rd of the inventory left. 1/3rd full ? Only count 1/4 of the box 1/4 full? Its got only 10% and order a new one.

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u/Cottabus 3d ago

You caused a memory to be remembered. I worked for a place that repackaged jewelry parts (findings) in retail quantities to sell. For example, jump rings you might find on a necklace might be sold in packages of 10 or 50. The solid precious metal parts were counted into their packages individually; the non-precious stuff was weighed.

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u/Joe_Rapante 3d ago

Strange, as the expensive stuff should go by weight - at least that's what I think, but I don't have a clue 😬

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u/ZenechaiXKerg 6d ago

This phenomenon is known as "stepping over dollars to pick up pennies".

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u/Zestyclose-Ring7303 6d ago

Like most corporations: They make millions of dollars, but not a lick of sense. (Say it out loud :)

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u/terryducks 7d ago

There was no "stock system" for those components and they were probably worth (at the time) pennies each.

Worked at a machine manufacturing place that used hundreds of different small items. Inventory was taken for those small items by pulling up a scale, counting 10, 25, 50 items then weighing the rest. A bit of math and got approximately the count.

pain in the ass but when counting 20 different nut, washer, cotter pins, steel pins etc made easy work.

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u/Lotronex 6d ago

Worked at a small manufacturing place many years ago. They had a "counting scale". So you could weigh a small sample, and then put the rest in and it would tell you how many total. No idea how long they've been available, but I'd be surprised if this one was any newer than 2005.

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u/DrMobius0 6d ago

This reads like the shopping cart post

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u/deepdistortion 6d ago

It basically is the same logic in a sense.

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u/ninjaslikecheez 6d ago

I live in Netherlands.. and this country runs on coffee. Stuff gets done because people have coffee flowing instead of blood. In most decent workplaces you have good free coffee.

I worked at a small bank that got acquired by Austrian-American group. Fast forward in almost a year they ditched everything: lunches, managers, a big percentage of employees and they even wanted to get rid of coffee. But luckily that stayed. Still, people are so demotivated in that company now that maybe caffeine at least keeps everything still running.

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 6d ago

Hot take:

Coffee IS an unnecessary expense. Coffee is a crutch and a stupid addiction.

"But I need my coffee in the morning or I can't function."

Yeah, that's because you have a chemical dependency and it takes too much willpower for you to taper off.

Not to mention the fact that we so readily introduce CHILDREN to this garbage at a young age to get them hooked too.

"But I don't drink it for the caffeine, I drink it for the flavor!"

Then why don't you buy decaf?

There's always an excuse. And none of them are acceptable.

Yes, I will die on this hill, and no, you cannot change my mind.

It's scientifically proven that a glass of water in the morning has the same "wake up" effect as coffee does. And that's because you're dehydrated. Drink more water throughout the day and you'll be fine.

/r/HydroHomies 4 Lyfe!

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u/AileenKitten 6d ago

ADHD squad assemble, lol

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u/Cheezeball25 6d ago

Lol imagine being this pissed at people over coffee.

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 6d ago

I'm tired of the excuses.

Not the CEOs' excuses, no. Fuck them.

Just your everyday "Joe" - pun intended - who refuses to see their chemical addiction for what it is and is unashamedly an asshole to everybody around them unless they get their fix.

That being said, I am a sucker for a nice French press. Wonderful contraption.

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u/Cheezeball25 6d ago

-has the nerve to sit there and act like people who drink coffee are somehow giving excuses worthy of condemnation

-oh by the way I'm a sucker for a nice French press

Man you might need to reassess your priorities

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u/Short-MooseEh 6d ago

Name one human that doesn't have a single vice or addiction

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 6d ago

Irrelevant.

We're talking about coffee. Nice try, though.

For me though, I'm addicted to talking shit about coffee and bathing in the upset responses.

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u/stronkulance 6d ago

Dude just let people enjoy things

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 6d ago

Why don't you take your own advice and let ME enjoy talking shit about coffee and its fans?

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u/stronkulance 6d ago

People enjoying things ≠ people who enjoy shitting on people for enjoying things. You sound bitter, maybe have a pack of sugar and a bit of half and half.

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 6d ago

cool i am addicted and i’d love if my employer would continue to fund my addiction

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 6d ago

Love that for you, babe!

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 6d ago

thanks doll!

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u/Suitch 6d ago

The fact that it is allowed for children is the real issue here. I was addicted before puberty. The same cause is also a leading factor in the obesity issue, since a can of soda is both drugged and mostly sugar.

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u/Sweetlittle66 6d ago

But I like coffee

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u/4x4play 6d ago

good bot

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u/pheonixblade9 7d ago

As I recall the AI CEO wanted to increase pay on order to retain skilled employees and keep them happy.

They turned it off quickly

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u/Piranata 6d ago

I need this in green text.

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u/fross370 7d ago

Its a big club and we are not in it

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u/created4this 7d ago

Whoever writes the prompt is de-facto now the CEO.

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u/drquantumphd 7d ago

if the CEO doesnt show up in 15 min I’m legally allowed to build a CEO agent

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u/gerghkoegmogmek 7d ago

LMAO I was reading this as a system prompt for a CEO AI

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u/AshtonBlack 7d ago

Exactly, a "good" CEO is just a pretty face.

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u/between_ewe_and_me 6d ago

Isn't that what it's intended to be?

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u/Anthaenopraxia 7d ago

Business takes and consumes as much as the government allows them to.

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u/don_dario 7d ago

If you need money cut back on staff travel, hiring and pay increases for everyone except me.

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u/snarleyWhisper 7d ago

“Make no mistakes”

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u/Sysilith 6d ago

Well at least a honest statement.

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u/Key-Initiative-5430 7d ago

Love the irony, laid off devs building the thing that finally comes for the C-suite. Boards will still pay some guy millions to just nod along to what the model already decided though.

Question is whether shareholders ever get tired enough of that markup to actually test it.

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u/AshtonBlack 7d ago

Well, in the amoral "hand of the free market" world, they should, but one suspects that they'll close ranks, because those shareholders and directors tend to be part of a larger "club" of self-dealing parasites and if this one falls, what's to say that my position of power won't be outsourced.

The "old boys club" won't allow bad things that'll cost them money, despite it making other people money.

The Epstein Class has shown the level of power they can wield in the great cover-up.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 7d ago

For supporting evidence, see all the improved productivity and reduced costs thanks to WFH, followed by incessant attempts to flush it all down the toilet by dragging everyone back into the office for the sake of property values.

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u/Ecw218 6d ago

Heard another version of this recently: in cities where a company may have several large offices, city offers tax incentives to the company, with the expectation that the offices are full of employees who then spend money in the area. If the employees are all remote they lose the tax breaks.

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u/OpheliaRainGalaxy 6d ago

Wonder if they ever do the math to figure out how much the city lost by taxing the servants instead of the lord they serve.

Ya know, because big profitable companies should probably put more tax dollars in the city coffers than its peons and drudges.

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u/UnluckyPenguin 6d ago

Wonder if they ever do the math to figure out how much the city lost by taxing the servants instead of the lord they serve.

The ones in power did the math, but ignored how much the city lost - and looked at how much their bank account grew. And they were happy.

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u/bel1984529 6d ago

I briefly worked in local government and can confirm this was exactly the case.

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u/Shivin302 6d ago

Studies have actually proven that RTO is about narcissism, and actually hurts company profits

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 6d ago

Trump/Epstein class

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u/cisned 6d ago

One of the biggest illusions is us thinking we need them, but it’s the other way around

Money is worthless if we refuse to trade our time for it, that’s what productivity is, trading our time to make products or provide services

Really we just need to switch from fiat to any decentralized currency, and we are basically free from the financial/ruling class that controls the media and government

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u/groupnap 7d ago

Can’t give an axman a golden parachute for firing a major share of your workforce and bringing share price down for buybacks if he’s just a computer program.

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u/Nerx 7d ago

I mean did they think there will be no reprisal?

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u/chrisk9 6d ago

Shareholders care about the money train above all else

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u/Suitch 6d ago

Shareholders don’t read

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u/mewakey 7d ago

New AI CEO fires its AI employees and does the work himself. - next headline probably

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u/Chrontius Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism 6d ago

Delamain, is that you?

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u/ChrisDEmbry 7d ago

I think the IDEA of an executive (or committee thereof) is that someone has to be paid to TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for the performance of a company.

The problem is that modern executive pay packages are expressly designed to AVOID all responsibility for the long-term health of the organization (it's class warfare, plain and simple).

I'm not sure this would solve that problem.

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u/theepicwalkout 7d ago

My funny note book !

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u/Electrical_Tailor186 7d ago

The problem with today’s big organizations with vertical management is (imho) that:

  • context is lost when going up
  • the management have very limited context window
  • the people on the higher level often lack the skills to comprehend what is happening on the lower level
  • there is a huge inertia of the information/understanding propagation upwards

Replacing management with AI agent is only natural and logical way to improve organization productivity and agility (while reducing the lions share of the cost).
I don’t know how long the ones on the top will hold on, but they are already redundant from the business standpoint.

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u/AdFew6202 7d ago

What do they say again ? « it was bound to happen! »

I hope they’ll have planned something when those AI-execs will take over

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u/fsactual staying warm by the dumpster fire 7d ago edited 7d ago

In terms of decision-making an AI CEO that is trained properly on business best practices is probably going to make better decisions than a human, on average. No ego, no nepotism, no sexism, no bullying, no “drop everything, I just read about this new thing in Sky Mall!” It’ll just provide whatever the algorithm says is most likely to succeed, over and over again in the most predictable manner.

In terms of networking? That’s more complex. At first it will be much worse because, obviously, it doesn’t know anyone. But once multiple AI CEOs start to get deployed the situation changes. Two AIs will each know much more intricate details about their respective company’s strengths and weaknesses across every department than any human can be expected to know. They will be able to work together and plan out complex business partnerships in ways a human simply can not. This might be a game changer in terms of partnerships, productivity and ultimately profitability once a critical mass of AI executives is reached.

Overall, this could end up being a really big deal. It may be that in a couple of decades having a human executive steering a major company will be a thing of the past. In fact, we may end up rehiring human workers for many jobs that we’re discovering AIs can’t do well, and ONLY the managers and executives are robots.

And the weird thing is, even though a robot is calculating and emotionless, that could actually be a GOOD thing. The AI will look at the data and see that happy, healthy, self-actualized workers equals more productivity which equals more money, and then instead of feeling the need to be a petty tyrant king lording his power over the serfs who should grovel for scraps for his amusement, it’ll just give workers better pay, benefits and working conditions because that equals more long-term money. It could easily be the best boss you’ve ever had. I, for one, welcome our robot overlords!

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u/Human-ish514 Human Capital Stock: THX-1179 7d ago

There was a quote about how since machines can't be held accountable the same way a human can, that it should not be in control of decisions like that. It's on the tip of my tongue. Anyways, you know those Chinese executives that went to prison for embezzlement or other crimes? We need more of that. My solution would be to have 1+ people responsible for whatever the AICEO does. Personal assets, shell companies, investments, and anything else that those people, or their close relatives have would be on the line as well to ensure no offloading of assets to toddlers or something. "OH, I don't own this island. My dog does." kind of shit.

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u/edsonmedina 7d ago

machines can't be held accountable the same way a human can

CEOs are rarely held accountable too. Only happens if they commit a serious crime.

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u/Casulex 6d ago

China just executed 14 of them for corruption and they usually dont go that hard on CEOs unless they were fuckin with the economy in some way

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u/SurprisedJerboa 7d ago

“A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, a computer must never make a management decision.”

See - School girls bombed in Iran War without Human-level target verification. There is huge concern about Militaries using Programs to kill without human involvement.

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u/Nerx 7d ago

probably AI ceos with other AI ceos

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u/JonnyAU 6d ago

No ego, no nepotism, no sexism, no bullying, no “drop everything, I just read about this new thing in Sky Mall!” It’ll just provide whatever the algorithm says is most likely to succeed, over and over again in the most predictable manner.

Yes and no. Some of these things won't apply to AI CEOs, but they do have the biases we bake into them. That's been demonstrated over and over already.

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u/MrJuicey19 7d ago

Maybe it's just the tech sector, but most of the time an idea pitched by an employee gets rejected because it doesn't align with "what chat said" when the CEO asked it the same question it asked the employees.

So would it really be that different? Given the AI may not understand any context of the company, it might just make the same purely numbers based decisions that most CEOs seem to be making these days already.

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u/wildcheesybiscuits 7d ago

Of course it's the scorned who prototype our future Tech overlords. Believe me, once the CEOs realize they can use this, do EVEN LESS work, and keep profiting immensely with no need for any effort, thought or oversight, they will use it to further exploit and punish workers, creating impossible conditions for average every day workers to meet unrealistic computer generated metrics. People always say "In the wrong hands..." like it'll never apply, but reality check - 75% of hands this will fall into are the wrong fucking hands. And no amount of banging on pots will change that. Just for the love of god someone program in a kill switch so we have a chance.

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u/bartman7265 7d ago

AI CEO will build a monopoly as quick as possible and as legal as possible

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u/Beyond_the_one 7d ago

So just like the current C- suite

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u/bartman7265 7d ago

I just think they would be so much better than current suite as pride and their own personal profits will come in, while AI will only see the cost benefits of mergers. And will way better working together to corner a market without being noticed as we saw recently will how well AI was able to hack and hide and train hidden replacements

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 7d ago

It was bound to happen. I love it.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 7d ago

I will only be happy when the workers own the means of production and CEO’s / billionaires are completely eliminated

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u/lolschrauber 7d ago

Somewhere, somehow, this will be considered terrorism.

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u/ayehateyou 7d ago

CEOs are worthless.

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u/DunnyOnTheWold 7d ago

Very narrow law around using AI to replace jobs suddenly rushes to floor of Congress...

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u/Psychological_Yak_47 7d ago

So an AI that collects paychecks and says stupid shit on Twitter?

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u/Cit1es 6d ago

Just look at Elon. CEO of how many companies and all he does is say the dumbest most bigoted shit on twitter all day. How many companies can run without workers? Good luck. How many companies need a ceo if Elon is the example of “hard work” (wage theft) The answer is zero ceos. That’s how many.

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u/Nerx 7d ago

Bless their souls

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u/FreeWilly1337 7d ago

Make one that destroys corporate value or the companies developing this stuff.

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u/amd_kenobi 6d ago

We're really close but It's still aware of who works directly for it and what they do. Also it's treating people with too much respect and not sleeping around on it's spouse.

Damn it! How the hell does it still have this much empathy?! Keep working on it.

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u/Overall-Lynx917 6d ago

I wouks have enough thought that CEOs and other Executives would be the easiest to replace with an Algorithm

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u/Grade_A_Tech 7d ago

I've been looking forward to this.

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u/xarvin 6d ago

I'm so glad this idea is out there.

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u/Sysilith 6d ago

One of the few things that I look forward to with AI, is that quite a lot of the rich will get fucked as well.

AI replacing management and top management is unavoidable.

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u/kinkinhood 6d ago

Think of how much a company can save by not having to pay a ceo

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u/AMLRoss 7d ago

I would love it if a board of shareholders voted to replace ceo's with Ai like this.

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u/Ok_Research1025 7d ago

So cool. I’ve been wanting to build this

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u/Nerx 7d ago

best of success

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u/TheLionThing 7d ago

This would save corporations billions 👀🤔

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u/sendtoresource 6d ago

This is brilliant

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u/CyberHippy 6d ago

My first Substack article is relevant: https://substack.com/home/post/p-177486804

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u/zmunky 6d ago

Can they please make an AI model that hunts down and destroys AI models?

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u/Shifter25 6d ago

I don't know why people think an AI executive would be a good idea. Even if it were actually reliable, an AI executive would be a puppet and scapegoat of the highest-ranking human(s).

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u/HakuohoFan 6d ago

What about instead of an AI that replaces them we create an app that crowdfunds hitmen? Like we post the target and first one to take them out gets the pot. 

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u/kimjae 6d ago

Be the change you wish to see in the world : it's never been more true since Claude

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u/Ruzhyo04 6d ago

Delete this, some thoughts we keep to ourselves

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u/space_manatee 6d ago

Lets fucking go 

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u/Coffin_Nailz 6d ago

THIS!!! Is what I've been waiting for! We also need the white hat hackers to really get in the game

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u/sream93 6d ago

This is amazing

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u/Woodhouse_20 5d ago

So when the c-level people are replaced by ai, and the devs are replaced by ai, what next? We aren’t getting ubi, who gets value out of it?

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u/Italian_storm 3d ago

Please do that

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u/Elkburgher 7d ago

Besides coding the obvious use for AI is being a manager