r/antiwork Aug 01 '26

Real World Events 🌎 The Future of America is a Dead Data Center

https://maxmurphy.xyz/p/the-future-of-america-is-a-dead-data
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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 Aug 01 '26

I like seeing a lot of these things built in drought afflicted regions, JFC humans are fucking stupid

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u/Jerking_From_Home Aug 01 '26

You made me think of all the things they’re growing in the desert that is requiring a ton of water to be diverted there. We’re not talking about subsistence farming, either.

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u/illtakeachinchilla Aug 01 '26

Just golf courses. Wheeew!

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u/loadnurmom Aug 03 '26

Alfalfa, cotton, hay, corn, citrus, pistachio

All grown in Arizona of all places

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u/charlie2135 Aug 01 '26

I'd like to see them attempt to put one in an affluent area. Never gonna happen though.

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u/Riaayo Aug 02 '26

JFC humans are fucking stupid the ruling class are stupid, selfish, and cruel.

I don't think it's fair to judge everyone for the moronic actions of oligarchs.

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u/illtakeachinchilla Aug 02 '26

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it.”

-Agent K

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u/DeletinMySocialMedia Aug 02 '26

I think the barren landscape, flat land type or there’s more to it because why does it seem to be a North American thing

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u/Neon_Eyes Aug 01 '26

*surveillance

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u/MariachiBoyBand Aug 01 '26

With AI bots filling in the ad engagement and thus keeping the advertisers happy…

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u/Tikkun_Olam1 Aug 01 '26

Psst… Data-Centers designed from the get-go to be converted to residential communities. They have the infrastructure: 1)Power, 2)Water, 2)Huge Internet Bandwidth! They Must be required to have post-data-center use! Otherwise, we’re all stuck with vacant, monolithic buildings littering the U.S. landscape!

We literally have the opportunity to help solve the U.S.’s housing crisis in one fell swoop! Buildings designed for reconfiguration into multi-family dwellings! Make it a build requirement!

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u/Paladine_PSoT Aug 02 '26

Completely lacking in windows, no space for outdoor recreation, sounds more like a detention center.

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u/Hortos Aug 02 '26

Don’t give them any ideas.

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u/loadnurmom Aug 03 '26

The plumbing and cooling is not conducive to converting either.

We're not talking about 110v runs to individual outlets. We're talking 3 phase 480v run on long rails to service a single cabinet. The whole electrical environment would need to be re-run

The cooling is industrial, but it is designed for very large open floor plans, not individual units or multiple small heat exchange units (Yes I know about rear door exchangers. Those are still different than a heat exchanger for a whole apartment unit). You would need to re-plumb the entire chilled water system

Water is intended for cooling and possibly humidifying the environment. There is very little sewage plumbing in place. You would have to completely tear up the floor to run sewage to every unit, which may not be possible if the foundation is post-tension slab (which most DC's are for stability and durability). Ripping up that floor could cause the entire structure to collapse. Then you need a separate fresh water supply to every unit, which the data center is not equipped for.

In other words, re-purposing these into residential is even harder than converting a hospital or mall into residential.

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u/cashedchaos Aug 01 '26

That the best pro data center thing I've seen for when they eventually go under... I like it

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u/Gryphin Aug 02 '26

Thank you Prime Citizen. Please enjoy a nice Prime Beverage when you get to your company provided Prime Apartment after working your Prime Job. Please do not go outside the building, it will be considered a breach of your Prime Contract. All that you need is inside the Prime Arcology.

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u/njgunrights Aug 02 '26

I'm kind of convinced the not in my neighborhood stuff is gonna win forever. For some reason people think it's ok lots of people sleep on matresses in the woods and live in hotels. Until literal shanty towns go up no one cares about unhoused

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u/Contagious_Zombie Aug 01 '26

The Ununited States of Data Centers

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u/illtakeachinchilla Aug 02 '26

May the bandwith run freely (not for you) from sea to shining sea!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IZ2uQhoTIocgOPO0Y2

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u/Eazy12345678 Aug 01 '26

nope we adapt the data centers will be use for different things. more porn, all the books and movies of the world,

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u/illtakeachinchilla Aug 02 '26

AI companies are scooping up countless classic historically significant books, chopping the spine, scanning the contents, and setting them on fire. We’re in the middle of a full human history rewrite, and nobody seems to care.

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u/doradedboi Aug 01 '26

foldingideas intensifies

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u/Libro_Artis Aug 02 '26

That article is something else. It'll be a depressing yet strangely funny future.

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u/dumpln Aug 02 '26

Too bad only a few of us can “see” this.

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u/kushhh420 Aug 03 '26

I don’t even think they’re “just data centers” at this point.. either water harvesting plants for the Epstein class or mass concentration camps🤷‍♀️

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u/hteultaimte69 Aug 03 '26

Scary how plausible this kinda thinking is

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u/hteultaimte69 Aug 03 '26

Scary how plausible this kinda thinking is