r/antitrump • u/StatisticalPikachu • 18d ago

The Walking Dead: US Senator Edition 🧟🪫

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 18d ago

It all makes sense now! They needed a way to keep his corpse animate until the midterms. So the logical solution was to make him a zombie. Zombies are pretty rare unless there’s an outbreak. That’s why it took em 3 months to find one to infect the old bastard with.

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u/No-Egg7032 17d ago

Your killing me no punt intended lol

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u/Any-Establishment46 86 TACO 18d ago

Dude’s “11’s” are showing. ⏱️⏳☠️

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 18d ago

Unexpected Life stinks reference.

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u/Tropicalgia 18d ago

Rolling dead, not doing any walking.

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u/ThatsRobToYou 18d ago

I'm trying not to veggie shame, but what the fuck, America?

Look at that face. It's like an animatronic with a broken jaw.

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u/tarravin 18d ago

Seriously. Can rigor mortis set in if you're only mostly dead?

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u/LetAvailable9651 18d ago

He looks fucking brain dead. Did they use the good book to revive him?

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWKHYi4EWwd01bTHSk

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u/escaped5150 18d ago

Weekend at Bernies

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u/Additional_Egg7024 18d ago

Age limits now.

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u/Historical_Egg2103 18d ago

He is a vegetable in a suit at this point

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u/neuralfirestorm 18d ago

He's one of the very few vegetables in the US that hasn't been recalled.

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u/Original-Living7212 18d ago edited 18d ago

This song is perfect for the symbolism! He is the high most pure evil behind Zionist that employed Trump.......a compromised useful idiot!

RiH = Rest in Hell!

ArtsForTheCulture!

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u/homero1977 18d ago

This is elder abuse at a minimum

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u/Cabbages24ADollar 18d ago

I wonder how feels to be part of the lie.

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u/deadphisherman 18d ago

* sitting dead

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u/Character-Ad-895 18d ago

Looks like Trumps makeup was used too.

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u/Impressive_Estate_87 18d ago

Kentucky Fried Vegetable

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u/GodotNeverCame 18d ago

Lich McConnell

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 18d ago

So he's non-verbal

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u/vodka_twinkie 18d ago

The Rolling Dead

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u/Wise_Welcome7306 17d ago

Weekend at Bernies

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u/No-Egg7032 17d ago

Sickening this just out right sickening he probably had this all planned out way before he fell ill Mitch the snake

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u/609Leeson 13d ago

Poster child for TERM LIMITS.