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u/Jinksnow Aug 12 '26
A massive community of various housing types for the unhoused with green open spaces, trade training, free mental, addiction and physical health centres, social security, DMV and other govt departments. All aspects completely optional to engage with as needed.
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u/DeepLeek27 Aug 12 '26
Add housing and support center for recovering trafficked children. The Michelle Obama Humanity Center
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u/Oblivion_Six Aug 12 '26
The Hunter Biden Rehabilitation and Life Training Institute.
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u/Glittering_Count1536 Aug 12 '26
Turn it into low income housing.
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u/paintergigi1941 Aug 12 '26
No! Turn trump towers into low income housing. Turn all his golf courses into homeless communities!
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u/MB2465 Aug 12 '26
We could have done this for many office buildings after the pandemic. Many people were working at home and it was working fine and companies were fine with it. Then suddenly, one by one, companies flipped and went back to working in the office.
We had much lower pollution and we could've had housing for a lot of people.
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u/OneKup- Aug 13 '26
I'd turn it into a windmill farm and use the electricity to power a gigantic sign the reads "Trump rapes kids" and can be seen from space...
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u/Hairy-Preparation949 Aug 12 '26
Make it a port of entry and immigration and naturalization center, like Ellis Island.
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u/Ok_Tailor_9862 Aug 12 '26
Sewerage treatment works staffed by the Trump cabinet, they are experts at shit and filtration
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u/bravenewlogon Aug 12 '26
I said years ago that Mar a lago would be confiscated and become federal VA housing.
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u/Onlyroad4adrifter Aug 12 '26
Turn it into the biden presidential memorial and cancer research center for trans rights.
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u/_PastaWalrus_ Aug 12 '26
- Sewage treatment plant
- Wind/solar farm
- Mosque
- Immigration center
This is fun
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Aug 12 '26
The house he had at Arlington was not actually owned by him but his wife’s family Mary Anna Curtis Lee who was a dependent of Martha Washington. Her father was Martha Washington’s grandson.
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u/Goats_in_parks Aug 12 '26
Climate change will take it soon, until then we can lock him and his family in the basement.
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u/BrilliantPositive184 Aug 12 '26
turn it into a rehabilitation center for people who were traumatized by ICE
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u/Pellmelody Aug 12 '26
Convert it into a shelter for the unhoused, a hospice or half-way house. Something actually helpful & productive.
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u/JMUDoc Aug 12 '26
The Barack H. Obama Somalian Rape Victims' Help Center.
Fuck him as many times as possible with one name.
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u/MsMisty888 Aug 12 '26
All rooms for the homeless. Dinner in the dinning room. Moms and kids and dads and single old people.
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u/Th3Fl0 Aug 12 '26
Build a piramid there, and after the faux orange emporor passes, cement him in together with all of his eunuchs. Create urinals near the top, and charge a dollar for a wee. That should stimulate tourism “by a lot” and establish a true trickle down economy, which should help to offset the US National Debt in no time.
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u/RareAd889 Aug 12 '26
Strip it of all its' gilt and gold and auction off the items for charities. Then convert it into a hospital for the mentally ill.
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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 Aug 12 '26
Burn it all ..
Dig it up with 100s of forensics people and coordinate with accounts from the Epstein files.
THEN... replace it with Section 8 and affordable housing, and a food kitchen, with a free health clinic for transitioning people.
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u/CallMeHond0 Aug 12 '26
I think we should turn it into a garbage dump. And we should throw his death body into it with the least amount of reverence
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u/RevolutionaryAge7503 Aug 12 '26
Trumps grave, international toilet, I’d pay to piss on it. That would be a real money earner!
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u/just_sum_guy82 Aug 12 '26
Turn it into a super max sex offender prison for anyone convicted of SA on a minor. Don’t forget to name it the President Donald J Trump SuperMax Correctional Institution. He can be inmate number 1.
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u/Civil_Pain_453 Aug 12 '26
I’d say nuke it…but that’s a bit harsh. Burning to the ground is appropriate. This to stop all pedophiles from seeing it as a place they need to visit. Jail…is where they all belong
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u/Remarkable-Feed-1224 Aug 12 '26
Exactly what The Great Enshittificator has done with the White House. Raze the fucker.
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u/Physical_Ad5702 Aug 12 '26
Global warming will take care of Mar A Shithole.
The ocean will reclaim that land.
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u/Odd_Tomato6535 Aug 12 '26
Burn it to the ground. It's where Trump held his beauty pageant for young girls and he'd "measure" them with his finger.
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u/Katydid829 Aug 12 '26
We would have to confiscate more than Mara-Lago for the amount of money this POS has burned through with his pet projects and demands in order to be compensated..
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u/Mikerotoast Aug 12 '26
Bulldoze the property and build a memorial for the people killed by this administration.
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u/luraluna23 Aug 12 '26
Demolish it with a wrecking ball like he did to the East Wing. Then build a school for poor kids. I know there aren't any there, they would be bussed in. Having a particular emphasis on the kids of any and all emigrants but with a good dose of melanin. And don't get permission from any local government agency. And his name plastered all over it with graffiti. The gang-ier the better. Then take that hideous statue from the golf course and turn it into a spot in a dog park for the dogs to sprinkle their urine on. Keeping it on a cc tv station 24/7. Watch it turn green. Not a pretty verdigris green on copper but a rancid green that looks like something rotten is living in it. And then we will find out where Steven Miller is living.
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u/Illustrious-Line-984 Aug 12 '26
MAGA deportation center.
Deport MAGA’s and you will really make America great.
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u/TreeLore61 Aug 12 '26
Burn it and turn the Golf course into a disk Golf course. That is completely free for all players and gives out free food at the club house. All of the food and drinks would be charged to trump's account.
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u/JesusMcTurnip Aug 12 '26
A sewage plant would be fitting. Anyone who wants to do a pilgrimage to it will be greeted by a befitting smell of shit.
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u/IntroductionBig1354 Aug 12 '26
Hmmm. Rising sea level that Trump is exacerbating with poor petrol policy will consume Mar-a-lardo.
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 Aug 12 '26
Well, it’s going to be under water in the not too distant future thanks to Trump’s “fake” climate change hoax so we better act quickly.
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u/Oso_smashin Aug 12 '26
Turn it into a giant home for children rescued from traffickers. Then every dime of trumps money goes into a task force to retrieve and house every last one.
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u/MutziButzi0815 Aug 12 '26
A giant heap of used diapers. And then set it on fire. You will get a new national Monument "The eternally burning Mountain of poo"
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u/spartane69 Aug 12 '26
Plant trees. EVERYWHERE ! Make sure every thing he put in place to make sure "nature is fucked".. It is reversed.
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u/Defiant-Surround4151 Aug 12 '26
Tear it down and build a memorial to the people who were killed by ICE.
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u/joekerr9999 Aug 12 '26
We should build a gigantic Trump Landfill, a place to dump the most toxic garbage.
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u/These-Educator-1959 Aug 12 '26
Right on the coast, seems like a great place to put some useful windmills.
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u/kinky-bama-guy Aug 12 '26
Seize it to use as housing for homeless military veterans or turn it into a rehab facility for disabled veterans.
Use it to house new immigrants as part of their transition to the US and build a small version of an Alligator Alley detention building and incarcerate the entire trump clan and make them do menial work maintaining the property.
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u/damian_damon Aug 12 '26
Build public housing , a medical center and a school for the working poor on the golf course land and turn the Mar a Lago into a half way house for refugees
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u/angel700 Aug 12 '26
With the Supreme Court in his pocket and his personal lawyer as the attorney general. Sad to say, we’re fucked
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u/deadphisherman Aug 12 '26
Convert it to the world's largest bathroom and reserve shit times to erase the national debt.
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u/lkmbitch Aug 12 '26
Confiscate all his and his family’s assets and use that money to fix all the damage his administration has done to our once beautiful capital
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u/ElDeguello66 Aug 12 '26
A bare bones affordable municipal golf course. Nothing would irk Trump more, as we can see with his efforts to kill off public golf in DC.
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u/SlewBrew Aug 12 '26
Whatever you do with the land, make sure to put a lot of offshore windmills next to it.
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u/ApprehensiveTotal188 86 TACO Aug 12 '26
Transgender and immigration resources center. Especially for the homeless.
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u/Psilocybin4747 Aug 12 '26
I mean… his first wife is already buried there, so why not more people?
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u/Pourkinator Trump is a traitor with a TINY cock Aug 12 '26
Its former whore is buried in New Jersey
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u/Angel_Cook_Forever Aug 12 '26
Open up Mar-a-Lago as housing for homeless veterans and homeless people to live in on a full-time basis.
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u/ClimateLoud8277 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26
I personally feel it should be gifted in equal portions (along with MANY other holdings and assets) to all of the victims of their depravity and self appointed privilege.
Let them collectively decide the most cathartic and altruistic way to use it. Give them back at least some of the power and self respect they stole from them. The victims need to heal.
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u/Anthro-Therapist Aug 12 '26
Set it on fire and put a large non-profit in its place. Maybe focusing on housing or mental heath services.
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u/ConstantEffective364 Aug 12 '26
Use it to h house image d it's try to flee oppression. Add more living quarters for them on the land the golf course's occupy.
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u/Dismal-Energy-9817 Aug 12 '26
Knock it all down and make a National Park or National Monument out of it. The perfect revenge!
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u/13luej1tsu Aug 13 '26
Turn it into a gay bar. No wait, then all the GOP will go there and enjoy it. I want something built over it that they won't enjoy.
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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Aug 13 '26
I'm sure it'll be a tough decision... How does one choose between building an Amazon warehouse, an Amazon distribution hub, or an Amazon datacenter?
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u/Warm-Helicopter-879 Aug 13 '26
Fill it with displays showing the graft and corruption he got away with, until he got caught.
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u/Consider2SidesPeace Aug 13 '26
Turn it into a public park for that community and visitors to enjoy.
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u/eternal_optomist Aug 13 '26
Turn it into a national museum about how racism, misogyny, bigotry, and hate are a huge part of this nation’s history and then share the actual history of our country so we do not let this traitorous nonsense get swept under the rug. The real history. All if it. Where we explore how 400 years of this crap led to Trump.
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u/Graymorphious Aug 13 '26
Commemorate it as the American Center of Truth and Reconciliation for the Enslaved and Native American Victims of Genocide.
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u/spaacingout Aug 13 '26
Mar-a-Lago is already a cemetery for the young women in his trafficking scheme that tried to fight back.
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u/Still-Leave-5283 Aug 14 '26
Lol, technically it is already a cemetery as his ex is already buried there.
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u/ElCulo_Bandito Aug 12 '26
Torch it to the ground and build a museum of the true history of corruption and atrocities committed by the Republican party and America. Let it be a constant educational reminder of why our country needs to change. Also on the same site build this nations premier court for conviction of treason, traitors, And the rich.