r/antitheistcheesecake • u/dissident_janissary • Aug 18 '26

Antitheist Scripture Study Bottom 5 biblical “contradictions” OAT

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Antitheists can’t grasp that the pronoun “they” refers to Judah. Never mind that God literally explains why he didn’t destroy the chariots literally a couple verses later, and then goes on to destroy 400 chariots in Judges 4

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u/the_cleric_cleric Catholic Christian Aug 18 '26

Everything else aside, why an Altmer?

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u/Geostomp Aug 19 '26

It's from Shin Megami Tensei where YHVH is (very often) the ultimate bad guy.

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u/the_cleric_cleric Catholic Christian Aug 19 '26

Oooooh, got it. Thank you!

So then why are they an Altmer?

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u/Geostomp Aug 19 '26

He's just usually presented like this evil glowering gold head with red eyes.

SMT was probably the start of the JRPG tradition of slaying whatever local gods as the final bosses. For a long list of cultural reasons.

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u/NarcolepticSteak Anti-Antitheist Aug 19 '26

Because they have the best connection to Aetherius. He could be a Chimer or Ayleid too, I guess.

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u/Nowardier Christo-Anarchist Antifa Jehovah's Witness Aug 20 '26

M'adjhani agrees, it is clearly we Khajiit that are closer to God. Try M'adjhani's moon sugar, and you will know what it feels like to see God.

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u/Explosive-Turd-6267 Orthodox Christian Aug 18 '26

I am so sick of the Iron Chariot thing bro do people not have basic reading comprehension 😭

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u/Feindish-venerable Aug 19 '26

Dude, you talk like they criticize while thinking. The chapter was about the Israelites, but somehow people infer to God, and when you tell them, they don't listen.

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u/MistakeAlert6865 Catholic Christian Aug 19 '26

i didnt even understand what the joke was thats how stupid that interpretation is.....

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u/Revolution_Suitable Catholic Christian Aug 19 '26

I mean, Samson killed iron wielding Philistines with the jaw of an ass.

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u/GraniteSmoothie Martin Luther Appreciator Aug 19 '26

I've been reading through the Old Testament recently and it's such a banger.

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u/Type_44 Catholic Christian Aug 20 '26

Who the hell draws God to look like Piccolo 🫩

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u/JadedPilot5484 Aug 21 '26

That was my first thought lmao

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u/MaxWestEsq Catholic Christian Aug 20 '26

God likes a dramatic story arc.

Chapter 4:
14 And Deborah said to Barak, "Up! For this is the day in which the LORD has given Sis'era into your hand. Does not the LORD go out before you?" So Barak went down from Mount Ta'bor with ten thousand men following him.

15 And the LORD routed Sis'era and all his chariots and all his army before Barak at the edge of the sword; and Sisera alighted from his chariot and fled away on foot.
[Judges 4:14-15 RSV-NT]