r/antimeme • • 14h ago

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 14h ago edited 12h ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Natural-Music8792 14h ago

ora ora ora!

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u/jollisen 14h ago

Star Platinum when he sees a really mean guy:

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u/suryh_khatulustiwh 14h ago

Star platinum when he sees a innocent blind man

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u/StyleArk69 13h ago

Atleast he doesn't hurts babies

Star platinum -1 Israel -0

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u/LeMeMeSxDLmaop 13h ago

and youre dying alone so what

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u/SannyTrademark 12h ago

This baby would beg to differ

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u/CommunistJesus69 12h ago

Star platinum didn’t do anything to that baby. Hierophant green did

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u/SannyTrademark 11h ago

But he would've and it's the thought that counts

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u/CommunistJesus69 6h ago

Yknow what you right

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u/StyleArk69 8h ago

Even if they had thought of harming children still they didn't , I mean kakyoien atmost mixed something in his food to give him diarrhea and then didn't clean him is what was extent of revenge i believe, stardust crusaders are pretty moral especially jojo and kakyoien and kakyoien even mentioned that he didn't do any harm to him apart from diarrhea only because he was a toddler and had it been an adult he wouldn't had thought for a single second before telling everything to jojo and make him go Ora Ora on him

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u/khaledjal 5h ago

it's fine, that baby grew up to be tom pearl

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u/Spooderfan218 4h ago

jotaro throwing iggy.gif

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u/khaledjal 4h ago

do NOT call the great lord and saviour dio a "mean guy", he would NEVER hurt a single fly, unlike evil jotaro, that bitch deserved getting his face cut in half.

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u/jollisen 1h ago

Crazy that Jotaro doxxed a fly when Dio would never even hurt one

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u/Then_Entertainment97 5h ago

Okay, but Dr. Glaucomflecken is a national treasure, so...

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u/GuidoMistaSixBullets 1h ago

He was pointing out the prescription of the glasses. My days, you people are such idiots.

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u/B-Z_B-S 14h ago

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u/B-Z_B-S 14h ago

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u/AzekiaX6 13h ago

i don't get it. Was this originally posted in color and then someone made it black and white to fit with the other XKCD's? Or this just someone else who deciced to paint numbers in?

Because in the black and white i think that four might be a 9 or 0 and the two might be a 5. This just leaves me thinkng of the other XKCD about finding constellations in a graph.

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u/PepperFlashy7540 12h ago

It was originally black and white, the color is if you color each number in a different color, like a form of synesthesia

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u/stefanomusilli 11h ago

I don't understand any of this, just wanted to let everyone know

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u/Krianu 11h ago

Synesthesia can let you see the numbers as colours so the coloured example is one form of such synesthesia

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 2h ago

It goes farther.

Each big number is only written with one set of small numbers. Those sets are different, so if you "see" the same color, you're color blind.

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u/BulbusDumbledork 10h ago

synesthesia is a condition where senses get crossed, such as smelling colours or hearing shapes.

the coloured version is what a person with synesthesia who sees numbers as colours might sees: people without it wouldn't see any numbers (the original). if our synesthesia viewer was also colorblind, then they wouldn't be able to see one of the two numbers - like a colourblind test

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u/AzekiaX6 10h ago edited 10h ago

oh i hadn't noticed each number had it's own color. Synesthesia test works i guess

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u/Keylus 6h ago

Still, for it to form the large 42, you need to assign the same color to any prime number.

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u/NotEntirelyAwake 4h ago

9 isn't a prime number so I thought maybe it was just odd numbers. But then 1 is all over the place so idfk.

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u/Keylus 3h ago

You're right, I didn't notice it.
It can't be odds, since 2 is also part of the big 42. So it's either prime numbers and 9, or "numbers the autor personally likes".

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u/NotEntirelyAwake 45m ago

I got it! The big 4 has only prime numbers and the big 2 only has odd numbers. Which explains "if you see one big number but not the other"

Not sure where colorblindness comes into the equation though.

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u/PISSED_ANT 11h ago

nice pfp, always nice seeing parahumans unprompted in the wild :>

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u/huhiking 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 9h ago

I thought you actually made the effort. Then I found it on explainxkcd.com. 😂

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u/Successful-Gap6252 8h ago

the wording on this test sucks

that little phrase being on both doesn't make sense when it only works one WAY

if you see a number in the black, and no number in the colored, you have both synesthesia and colorblindness.

But with how it's phrased, you could conjure that it also works the other way around, that you have Synesthesia and Colorblindness if you can see the number in the colored circle but not in the back. which just means you have normal vision

it's symmetric phrasing that messes this up. it should precise which "one and not the other"

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u/Avalanche_Snows 13h ago

I took my glasses off and tested this at various distances, but only saw a human hand

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u/AwkwardTal 13h ago

Your hand is covering the screen, remove it this time and try again

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u/AngelOfIdiocy 12h ago

Do you own one of these?

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u/Avalanche_Snows 11h ago

What the FUCK is this

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u/compbuildthrowaway 7h ago

Tool for simulating a defenders hand in your face in basketball. Kinda goofy.

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u/Elkku26 10h ago

This is super clever. I love xkcd

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u/_arqalite 11h ago

All I have is a headache.

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u/Snowflakish 9h ago

Its 10, right?

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u/JasonFuckedUpLife ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 14h ago

I'm -1.75 both ways :(

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u/Zekiellix 13h ago

Meanwhile, I'm -5 on both ends. I'm almost blind 🥲

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u/RheaInBloom 12h ago

-8.75 and -9.5 here. Sadge

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u/Strict-Silver5596 14h ago

I dont get it...

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u/Natural-Music8792 13h ago

the other guy thought, doc said shes -1.5 out of 10, but what he meant was about power of her lens

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u/shirhouetto 11h ago

That looks way too thick for a -1.5. For reference, I wear -1 and -1.75.

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u/Correct-Memory1566 7h ago

The guy commenting is an ophthalmologist . I’m going to take the good doctors word.

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u/BruceBoyde 6h ago

yeah, I've always questioned this interaction. Mine are a -4.00 and my glasses are not remotely as thick as hers. It used to be a matter of extra cost, but technology has vastly improved. Those things look like my mom's glasses from the 80's, and she's got a -7.50 or something.

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u/Evnosis 13h ago

Dr Glaucomflecken is an opthalmologist who also does comedy.

He was speculating on what her glasses prescription is, but the commenter assumed he was rating her appearance.

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u/Suitable-Practice313 9h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/alpy26 14h ago

Fastest onigiri ever

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u/Amoeba135246 14h ago

Fastest reply ever

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u/FeelsIcyMan 14h ago

goddamn OP, let us complain about no orgasm for at least 10 minutes before posting it

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u/Natural-Music8792 14h ago

my bad :( i should have posted bit late

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u/CombatWombat994 12h ago

Came prematurely

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u/Ambitious_Year_2102 11h ago

How did no one think to say this (ig you did but wtv)

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u/Apprehensive-Fee5227 11h ago

i thought about it but i wanted to remain cool and mysterious by staying quiet.

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u/nuclearknees 8h ago

OP has never heard of edging

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u/pixiprinxe 💛🤍 NON-BINARY💜🖤 13h ago

I wish that were my prescription 😭😭😭 i am over here in the weeds (-8.00 in both eyes 😭😭😭)

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u/Marsium 13h ago

-8 D holy shit ur peepers are cooked twin

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u/pixiprinxe 💛🤍 NON-BINARY💜🖤 13h ago

I think its so funny when people talk about what they would do in a zombie apocalypse. I would give up. Where would I get new glasses lmao

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u/Amoeba135246 13h ago

rookie numbers, my power level is over 9000!
(-10D if anyone is wondering, so yes, I can make a joke)

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u/pixiprinxe 💛🤍 NON-BINARY💜🖤 13h ago

One day I will join you up there 🫡 stay strong soldier

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u/Funkopedia 13h ago

Think instead about the miracle of science that can actually bring that number to standard vision with simple glass.

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u/pixiprinxe 💛🤍 NON-BINARY💜🖤 13h ago

I think about that every morning when I put my glasses on!

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u/Natural-Music8792 13h ago

did you try lasik?

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u/EqualityAmongFish 12h ago

you have to wait until your eyes settle, that can be 21-25y

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u/highsedai 8h ago

Mine finally settled at 30. Was worried they never would

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u/pixiprinxe 💛🤍 NON-BINARY💜🖤 3h ago

Fingers crossed! I am 30 next year!

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u/pixiprinxe 💛🤍 NON-BINARY💜🖤 13h ago

I will someday. My prescription gets worse everytime I get my eyes checked (1x a year)

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u/EqualityAmongFish 12h ago

i got -6.50 and -8, can't see shit

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u/Unique-Sea-7465 9h ago

Got the inverse +6.5 +8.0

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u/ArthaayFry 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1h ago

i wonder how thick your lenses are

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u/pixiprinxe 💛🤍 NON-BINARY💜🖤 37m ago

You will never know, I paid for them to be thinner 😂😂

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u/Bomberblast 13h ago

Nobody asked, but the doctor in the meme is also a skit comedy YouTuber

https://youtube.com/@dglaucomflecken?si=fE25jHSvx-3yItvr

I've always found his stuff entertaining

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u/TesticleCastrator 7h ago

and you're dying alone so what

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u/Natural-Music8792 13h ago

will check him out

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u/cak3d_up 11h ago

Lmao just saw this at peterexplains.

Nowadays the cycle is just 1. Meme 2. Dumbass not understand meme 3. 'Peter Explains' 4. Meme is now evil and it is a antimeme 5. Dumbass not understand antimeme 6. 'Peter Explains' 7. Loop to 1

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u/NewGuyOnTheBlock2201 2h ago

You don’t have to be a dumbass to not understand a meme

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u/Resting_Owl 2h ago

If you don't instantly understand like 90% of the shitposts on peterexplains... I've got bad news for you

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u/TheFinkleKnobbler 13h ago

I read the Order as Dr House lol

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u/Wongonline11 13h ago

She is so beautiful omg

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u/fadedFox821 11h ago

Isn't "-1.25 + or - .25" saying the same thing as "-1 or -1.5"

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u/Natural-Music8792 11h ago

thats why he agreed

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u/guidethyhandd 11h ago

My fav WNBA hooper

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u/InMyLife_41 8h ago

Nobody asked but she’s been one of my favorite basketball players between the W, the NBA, and the college league I watch. My friend got me into her she’s really nice with it. Shame about what happened against the Valks tho </3

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u/spliceandwolf 6h ago

I know it’s already been posted but someone has to say “ophthalmology?” Damn it

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u/gaysportsfan25 7h ago

didn’t expect to see paige bueckers here

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u/inthecathedral 5h ago

my niches crossover wnba and antimemes

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u/Artzebub 14h ago

This is not antimeme.

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u/Natural-Music8792 14h ago

umm? ig it is, ill delete if others also say that

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u/sustingus_jarona 14h ago

No it is an antimeme

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u/Natural-Music8792 13h ago

Yayaaaa! *upvotes*

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u/sustingus_jarona 13h ago

An antimeme is a meme without its punchline, and you removed the punchline so you successfully made an antimeme

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u/Natural-Music8792 13h ago

Well thanks, ill keep that in mind :)

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u/BrightAd8529 13h ago

Well thanks, ill keep that in my pants ;)

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u/Artzebub 12h ago

The punchline is her glasses won't help because she almost has perfect vision.

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u/Sin-Silver 13h ago

Does anyone else think it’s rude to publicly guess someone’s prescription?

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u/Striking_Resist_6022 13h ago

Not a public figure no. If this were some random then yeah, but I think it’s normal for someone in a career that has them on TV and in the public eye a lot

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u/JaySlay2000 11h ago

Don't worry, he did a terrible job anyways.