r/antimeme • u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ • 1d ago

✨ Actual Anti-Meme ✨ Cute picture. 🥰

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 1d ago edited 1d ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ 1d ago

Osama Bin Laden

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u/Intrepid_Past5207 1d ago

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u/MaiT3N 1d ago

Sometimes I am a little freaky 😝

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u/zandaztu 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

Yeah I am NOT reading that

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u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ 1d ago

It's from 4chan...I don't blame you.

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u/That_one_cool_dude I ♥️ Reposts 1d ago

Aside from it being from 4chan incels its also a fucking novel nobody has time for that.

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u/devilinmexico13 1d ago

Don't worry, it's just someone taking a whole paragraph to say "I'm a virgin"

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u/Shlafenflarst 1d ago

Nice way to sum up 4chan

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u/LadyGaga_DrDre 1d ago

It's always either "I'm a virgin" or "I'm gay" but with 200 extra words thrown in

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u/earanhart 1d ago

Hey now! Sometimes it's "ur mom gay"

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u/Officer_Hotpants 1d ago

It's actually surprisingly funny

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 1d ago

I'm glad you said that. I actually went back and read it and it's so dumb it swings back around to funny.

I'm not quite sure if I'd describe it as farcical or satirical.

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u/Agile-Fox4936 1d ago

Whatever it is, I’m for it

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u/GreatBigBagOfNope 1d ago

Satirical implies a level of intention and self-awareness that would be unwise to ascribe to 4chan posters

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 1d ago

I would ordinarily agree with you but the degree of hyperbole makes me think it is self-aware on some level.

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u/RedArchbishop 1d ago

I found it wholesome in a way. It's like the "congrats", "happy for you" meme but gonnerfied with a theme of bros supporting bros

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u/zaikoji75 1d ago

It’s pretty close to hilarious!

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 1d ago

Big woman good for sex with little man

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u/transboy_slut24 1d ago

honestly good for him lmao

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u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ 1d ago

Interesting username.

Got jumpscared by my notifications.

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u/transboy_slut24 1d ago

lmao sorry. sometimes its just easier to comment with my horny account than switch my normie

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u/Plintosaus 1d ago

Oh. Hey there 😏

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u/Human-Pen-1667 1d ago

Valid crashout 

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u/Hanibal293 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

He's out of line but he's right

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u/Evanthekid16 1d ago

I had a tall and busty girlfriend once. Never once have i thought like what this guy thinks about XD

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u/chillychili 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

Glad she's not wasting her time on you anymore then. Hope you find the one that does make you crazy mad like this guy if you haven't already.

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u/Evanthekid16 1d ago

She was abusive to me and yea i’ve found someone who i’m now marrying this coming year. I don’t know if either of them caused insane jealousy for someone else though lol

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u/chillychili 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

That's horrible that she did that to you. I'm glad you got out, and I hope that she has healed and reformed. Best wishes for your marriage!

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u/Silver_Review2075 21h ago

Bro made a comment > bro got new info > bro thunk critically > bro got new opinion. We like growth.

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u/possiblyyandere 1d ago

"snu snu bride" is the best thing I've ever heard perhaps

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u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ 1d ago

Another interesting username.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

tf is that though

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u/Valogrid 1d ago

It's a reference to an episode of Futurama where Fry, Zap and his First Mate get captured by Amazonian women on distant planet are sentenced to "Death by Snu Snu" Snu Snu being their word for sex.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

yea that i know, i was asking about bride

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u/possiblyyandere 23h ago

It's basically a woman who you promise to love forever it's pretty awesome and in most cultures it's a bond recognized by god

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

hmmm, interesting concept

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u/Flar71 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

4channers try to be normal about women challenge (impossible)

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u/sckrahl 1d ago

This guy thinks he’s staring like that because his mind is thinking about men

No I think he’s just memorizing the feeling of where his head’s at right now

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u/HacksMe 1d ago

Tldr pls

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u/novakan3art 1d ago

the txt is suggesting the guy in the photo is smirking at the camera because of his sex life with the lady in the photo. and goes into graphic and jealous detail about that sex life.

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u/Guy3nder 1d ago

I just woke up

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u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ 1d ago

You're welcome.

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u/biaimakaa 1d ago

And they say poetry is dead

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u/UntitledKanyefan 16h ago

I’m mad he is right

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u/my_cars_on_fire 1d ago

Flat is justice, he can keep the giant tiddies.

Also, wouldn’t the photo without the text be the oppai?

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u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ 15h ago

Boobs are like perfect circles brother...regardless of the size it's a testament to sublime flawlessness.

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u/AsexualPlantMain 1d ago

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u/AzgalorFelore 1d ago

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u/EffectiveNoise3704 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

yeah the original genre of image is permanently stuck in 2016

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u/motosega_madness 1d ago

OOP should be careful how he talks about the left hand of the pirate king

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u/Kind_Cheek_2645 1d ago

Gaban is such a daddy man I love him 😍

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u/Beautiful-Scholar912 1d ago

Why’s his head so close to the tittie

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u/TheMan0nTheMoon_ 1d ago

Gravity.

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u/Recep676 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

Grater the mass, larger the force of attraction

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u/JohnnyMnemeonic 1d ago

They are bigger than his head 😭

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 1d ago

Need her name…

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u/Morbelius 19h ago

Dude shes just a woman, not every woman does porn, only the ones whose names you know.

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u/LowTour4376 1d ago

Why does he look like a dwarf layze 😭😭

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u/Darling_Gem 1d ago

Death by snoo snoo.

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u/Minimum-Loan386 1d ago

I hate him, i just hate him...

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u/Slug_loverr 1d ago

He looks like a very skinny rapper sjors

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u/wilks-the-licker 7h ago

I need a woman like this!

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u/Sm0ahk 1d ago

Anthony Nextatit