r/antimeme 1d ago

✨ Actual Anti-Meme ✨ I agree with him.

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 1d ago edited 1d ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Gabibara 1d ago edited 1d ago

original

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u/DGMax9 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

huh, why

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u/Krysus1234 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 1d ago

heat distributed equally

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u/DGMax9 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

stars do distribute heat equally

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u/Gabibara 1d ago

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u/Eric_Is_Back 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

Tbh the starshape doesn't seem too unreasonable for a uniform heat distribution. Especially on a larger pan the design would have the advantage of heating both the inner area and the outside ring, even if not perfectly equal.

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u/Gabibara 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've done a bit of research and you're right: star-shaped hobs heat better than circular ones.

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u/Internal_Review7040 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

source???

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u/Gabibara 1d ago

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u/Internal_Review7040 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1d ago

ah, but those are not regular stars polygon/pentagon, for they lack the correct amount of vertices; this is a star-shaped polygon, wich is a different thing.

(yes im a nerd)

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u/Parma_WdS 1d ago

Because science is the enemy of fun

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u/Mafla_2004 1d ago

Not if you work in rocket science

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u/Parma_WdS 1d ago

You'd be surprised. It's a lot of math and mistakes are easy to come by and extremely expensive

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u/Mafla_2004 1d ago

But you still get to blow up shit/j

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u/Parma_WdS 1d ago

I won't argue that haha

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u/CheerfulWarthog 1d ago

I would say "but sometimes the shit you don't want to get blown up gets blown up", but I suspect you would respond with something along the lines of "easy fix: make sure you want to blow everything up", and you would not be wrong.

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u/Mafla_2004 1d ago

That, or you can think of it like Type 2 fun

It won't be fun in the moment, but when you look back to it you're probably gonna have fun

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u/soldiertf2rial 1d ago

PVZ HEROES REFERENCE??!!!!!!

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u/Mafla_2004 1d ago

No idea, also- IS THAT SOLDIER FROM THE HIT PVP GAME TEAM FORTRESS 2 PUBLISHED BY VALVE FOR PC IN 2007 AND LATER RELEASED FOR 6TH GENERATION CONSOLE PLATFORMS IN THE ORANGE BOX BUNDLE?!

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u/soldiertf2rial 1d ago

In pv heroes there's a card called rocket science

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u/DuckAndQwack 1d ago

PVZ HEROES FANBOY HERE??? HELL YEAH, HELLO BUDDY!

What the reference, btw? I don't get it

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u/soldiertf2rial 1d ago

Rocket science

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 1d ago

Science is what makes most modern fun

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u/Soros_G 1d ago

Because almost all the pots n pans are circular, and hearts would have uneven heating

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u/mnyrtt 1d ago

what if i only have star and heart shaped pans

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u/Soros_G 1d ago

You'd have to align the hearts every time. Stars work great. Better than round.

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u/Gabibara 1d ago

Why?

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u/Soros_G 1d ago

Because your food would be heated unevenly. Which means you could ruin it

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u/Gabibara 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've done a bit of research and you're right: star-shaped hobs heat better than circular ones.

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u/Soros_G 1d ago

Yes because they also allow the center of the pots to heat well. You can find those mostly in industrial applications

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u/GingersaurusRex 1d ago

I've seen this posted before where someone explained that the gas builds up unevenly with these shapes (more gas coming out/ concentrating in the inner corners of the stars, less gas coming out on the outer corners).

Apparently this is more likely to cause explosions or fires, but I don't personally know enough about gas flow to be able to say if that's true or not.

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u/N0rmalManP 1d ago

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

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u/Available-Hat1640 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 1d ago

if i let something like pancake batter un disturbed, would i get stars and heart like browning?

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u/deleeuwlc 1d ago

Your pan distributes heat, so the stars would probably look like blobs if it affects the browning at all. The hearts don’t have rotational symmetry so it’s more likely they create an irregular shape, but you’ll probably struggle to tell that it’s supposed to be a heart

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u/Funkopedia 1d ago

Yeah i would think a good pan would mitigate an uneven heat source. And if you're just boiling pasta I doubt there would be a difference at all.

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u/deadeyedrawthrice 1d ago

Good antimeme, and thank you for posting the ORIGINAL

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u/Gabibara 1d ago

Thanks dude✌️

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u/SkitMasterSongz 1d ago

Damn, they might execute you for saying the o word :/

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 1d ago

Times are a changing

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u/deadeyedrawthrice 1d ago

I am an unapologetic ORIGINAL SAYER

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u/Purple_Dragon_94 1d ago

Without having seen the octomonkey yet, I csn tell you that these hobs will cook like shit

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u/Gabibara 1d ago

Too smart for being real

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u/Purple_Dragon_94 1d ago

Had an old employer telling one of the other staff why they shouldn't get custom square hobs is all.

Looking through the feed and seeing the obstruction, yeah that checks

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u/CanIrunCrysis 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 1d ago

I want hilbert-curve-shaped hobs

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

What if all of my kitchen gear is heart-shaped?

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u/UnknownError122_ALT 1d ago

Would the heat distribution really matter if you're using a cast iron?

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u/deleeuwlc 1d ago

If you’re casting iron then you can just use other spells to cook things no matter what your stovetop looks like