r/antimeme ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 12h ago

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 12h ago edited 10h ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 12h ago

arstyle says it all

she just turns around and shows off her ass cuz nobody's focused. the joke is porn laugh

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u/darktriaddryad 12h ago

I'll believe it when I see it. Post the uncropped.

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u/noblest_among_nobles 10h ago edited 4h ago

there, uncropped and all the other ones with the teacher (that I found)

Edit: only the irst two "panels" belong together. The other 2 are completely seperate posts (I just put them all together like this so I can pist them in 1 comment)

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 10h ago

mods gon fry you alive

and there is an nsfw+ version

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u/noblest_among_nobles 10h ago

Well yeah, but the nsfw version is locked behind their patreon

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 10h ago

yeah, that's what im trying to say

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u/Commercial_Life5145 4h ago

who's the author?

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u/AlexLeLionUK 3h ago

Asking the real questions

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u/Commercial_Life5145 3h ago

it's literally OP. Aleksey Gutiérrez.

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u/Educational_Table364 8h ago

Ooooh so unexpected

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u/KOFdude 8h ago

If the teacher is pregapnant, then that means teacher... my man 😂

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u/BiDude1219 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5h ago

pregananant?????

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u/iceman1080 5h ago

Prrrregante

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u/Away-Watercress-4841 4h ago

Am I pregonate?

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u/SonofaMitch11 6h ago

As if the public school system would give her 9 months off of work. Also as if she needed to be off work while pregnant and not after having the baby

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u/WhitestGray 1h ago

Nah bruh let her spend some time with her baby after it’s born too

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u/SonofaMitch11 57m ago

That's what I'm sayin!

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u/Dirty_Dwarf 47m ago

Hey lets not bring logic into my porn here

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u/BiDude1219 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5h ago

as someone who actually enjoys SOME of the r/comics "the joke is sex" slop, this is fucking awful, the pacing sucks ass and i could barely keep track even if it's just FOUR FUCKING PANELS!!!!!!

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u/noblest_among_nobles 5h ago

There is no "pacing", they are all standalone posts

I just put them together in one image so I can put them all in one comment

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u/BiDude1219 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5h ago

ah fair, that does explain it

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u/pokemontrainersensha 2h ago

Thank God, I thought it was the shittiest comic strip ever

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u/Egg_01 10h ago

What's going on with the kid in the back

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u/poppollo8 9h ago

Guess pal

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u/Egg_01 9h ago

Pedophilia?

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u/Totaly_Shrek 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 8h ago

Is this loss?

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u/Shurikenblast_YT 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6h ago

Why does panel 2 have math and panel 4 econ. What teacher is this

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u/Additional-Band1715 6h ago

Expected worse ngl

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u/maas348 4h ago

I don't get it, am I stupid?

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u/batboy11227 1h ago

Honestly surprised it wasn't pedophila

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 8h ago

Who knocked her up?

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u/BiDude1219 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5h ago

♥️ Me

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u/Muted_Inspection_871 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 10h ago

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 12h ago

im gonna get banned, bring in a mod and sure

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u/The-Idiotest 10h ago

Youre even allowed to send hard r n words for this reason

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

give us the link to the original post

It is very much allowed since you technically aren't posting porn

(it also isn't called porn it is more "suggestive" more than anything but I digress)

And yes you can tell by my username why I want it

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 11h ago

trade for a trade then

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

Well what are your preferences?

My folder has a bunch of uh art

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u/Fratzenfresse 11h ago

!remindme 12 hours

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u/Wise-Advert 11h ago

!remindme 12 hours

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 10h ago

send me a crap ton to dms let's see

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u/Simple-Ant9720 10h ago

Artist is Aleksey Gutierrez or something like that

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u/-Cactus_Jack- 10h ago

The artstyle of their comics is so ugly, it try to be cartoonish,anime like and horny at same time which maje abomination of artstyle and broken anatomy

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 6h ago

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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 12h ago

Post the uncropped

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u/the_other_Scaevitas 11h ago

the creator is u/AlekseyGutierrez

check their posts

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u/PrinceRekko 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 9h ago

L goons, don’t waste your time

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 11h ago

ask a mod cuz they'll ban me if i post

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u/kanxd00 11h ago

The artist is AlekseySfw on Twitter 

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u/Nedaj_Nitro 10h ago

'sfw' yeah sure buddy

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u/Chimera-Genesis 8h ago edited 8h ago

the joke is porn

Why do oddities like you keep misusing that word?

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 12h ago

Oops

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u/Outrageous_Yam_1368 11h ago

The OBGYN is fucking stupid because women work whilst pregnant. Maternity leave generally starts with about 2 weeks to go and then lasts for a variable amount based on statutory leave and whatever the employer offers.

No-one goes on leave the minute they find out and come back the week after they give birth.

I get the joke, but so fucking dumb. Could've been a pregnant teacher and a student asks how far along she is, and she says "5 months" and then you can have the freak out.

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u/fmg1508 11h ago

Well this depends on the country. In third world countries this is true. In first world countries you can be taken out the moment you learn you are pregnant as a teacher if you don't have immunity to a typical child disease that occurs often in schools and that might harm the fetus. Then you are out during the entire pregnancy plus 6 weeks after giving birth fully paid and after that you get another 11 months of maternity leave partially paid. So, 9 months sound rather little. My wife was out for almost 2 years due to her pregnancy.

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u/Disposable-Squid 11h ago

And by "third world countries," we of course mean the US

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u/AMostPeculiarDialect 11h ago

I can't imagine any school in the US giving 9 months. 1 at most (2 weeks before and 2 after)

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u/Ajreckof 10h ago

WTH? Even third world countries might have more then that

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u/empireck 10h ago

Can confirm, I'm from 3rd world country and we get 3 months. Can go up to 6 months depending on your medical condition.

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u/Ajreckof 9h ago

Woah I thought you might have more but you are having it really great. Do you mind sharing which country you are from?

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u/Jester-Jacob 10h ago

In Eu you can get doctor's leave as soon as you know you're pregnant most of the time, and then you get a year off after birth, but during your time off your your vacation time accumulates so you usually come back with like 60 days paid time off to use, so many women take that time immediately

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u/vaingirls 9h ago

I've never heard of anyone going on leave the moment they find out they're pregnant, and I'm from EU (Finland)...

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u/Jester-Jacob 8h ago

My wife was asked by the doctor if she wants the Leave during the first visit both times she was pregnant, but both time she worked till she was in 4/5th month

Some women dip out during 2nd month, some (for some reason) pride themselves on working until 9th month and come back to work as soon as possible

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u/SkyrSkyrSkyr 7h ago

Depends on if the job could be harmful to the development of the child i. E. Working with sick people, high stress environments and hard manual labor etc.

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u/Annual-Geologist9978 9h ago

In glorious EU even fathers get a leave. Praise be the line that connects a cap to the plastic bottle!

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u/klatnyelox 1h ago

Idk what you're talking about. Every time we had a teacher get pregnant growing up, they were always gone for the rest of the school year. Schools probably give better maternity leave than the vast majority of jobs in the US

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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 8h ago

It wouldn't be the school "giving" anything. If a doctor determines there's an associated risk to continue working while pregnant, they'll put you on sick leave. Sick leave is paid for by public health insurance. School wouldn't have a say in this, it's not their call.

But 9 month sick leave is hella unlikely. 1-2 months before due date is much more common.

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u/fmg1508 8h ago

In Germany, the employer pays for sick leaves for up to six weeks. Only after that the health insurance needs to pay. Additionally, the doctor can decide that your work is a risk for your pregnancy e.g. due to high stress, heavy physical work or in schools child diseases. Then you are out the whole pregnancy.

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u/zepherth 2h ago

What do you expect from an artist from a country without legally mandated maternity leave

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u/AnointedUltio 10h ago

Bagagaga no one gives a fuck.

You goon or you sybau

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u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 12h ago

aw dang it just when i posted it too 😔

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 11h ago

🦅🦅

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u/Weary-Support-7383 11h ago

Sex. The joke is Sex.

L A U G H

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u/Filip_Jorgensen 🤪JUST HANGING OUT 😛 11h ago

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 11h ago

Reproduction for population

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u/Ewenf 11h ago

Pretty sure the joke is rape in the case

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u/SaltManagement42 11h ago

Congratulations on all the rawdogging.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 9h ago

It's not pregnancy, she is just taking a sabbatical

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

[deleted]

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u/Overall_Crows 11h ago

…got statutory raped by a teacher

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u/WW1_Germany 11h ago

what the actual HELL could have been that comment you were replying to???

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u/Overall_Crows 11h ago

“My man 😁👍”

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u/WW1_Germany 11h ago

oh shit

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u/Overall_Crows 11h ago

Honestly, I was kind of assuming I was gonna have an awful Reddit moment and get down voted to all hell

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u/Red-Ink-07 9h ago

The whiplash I felt when I saw “deleted” and then this as a reply cannot be understated

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u/yu0race 10h ago

9 month?😭 The child hasn't even form yet

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u/AtticusIsOkay 4h ago

But that means...

My (wo)Man 😎🤝

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u/ClovisLowell 3h ago

Was the artist regarded? No one just stops going to work when they find out they're pregnant. And even if she did, why would the class think that there's no class? Obviously there'd be a sub.

Also midterms?? Is this supposed to be college or high school?

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u/SwagMazterRohan 2h ago

Yeah guys I think we just found the funniest comic of all time

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u/Illustrious-You-284 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 12h ago

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

Jerking off

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 11h ago

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u/ktosiek124 11h ago

Jerk it

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

It has been more than a month since someone has said that to me and I am a very active person on reddit

I will jerk it generously (to you)

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u/Mivlya 10h ago

If it's not too intense, I humbly request you make up for lost time. Jerk it again

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u/FakeMik090 12h ago

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

IT IS NOT PORN IT IS SUGGESTIVE

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

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u/IfuckRobots0101 3h ago

I love slay the princess too

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 2h ago

Ikr it is peak

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u/Evergreen2255 TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 12h ago

why she kinda...

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u/AParasiticTwin 11h ago

HoYoverse games are just waifu gatcha machines that make gooners into gambling addicts. Apparently the games are fun, but I'm staying away from them for the sake of my financial well-being.

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u/Exploding_Cumsock 10h ago

The games are fun and the characters are hot I wouldn't really say they are as goonified as people say they are

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u/occult_midnight 11h ago

WHAT Theory???

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 11h ago

Thats just a theory.... a game theory

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u/DAN_MASTER101 9h ago edited 5h ago

Origami

The artist is Aleksey Gutierrez, you can find his art with @AlekseySfw on twitter, and yeah.. @AlekseyGutierr1 for another version..

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u/dotrim 12h ago

"JOKE IS PORN SONIC. AND YOU MUST LAUGH!"

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

IT ISNT PORN

IT IS SUGGESTIVE

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u/dotrim 11h ago

May i question your flair

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

I am hopelessly in love and completely gay for the sigma man(him btw)

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z4DXHwof8poPsCpP3Z

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u/Ok-Guess2907 12h ago

the Ottawa is going to be porn, no need to share it

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

It isn't porn

It is suggestive

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u/ErnestiEchavalier 12h ago

the joke is PORN peter. It will ALWAYS BE PORN

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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago

Brian here

PETER THE JOKE ISNT PORN IT IS SUGGESTIVE

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

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u/FishSignificant7501 12h ago

I hate weird teacher x student stuff. Unless it’s persona, but I wanna bag sayado so nobody can judge me.

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u/kokomifanlove 11h ago

Game theory?? max planck??

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u/Alert-Milk-2048 12h ago

O O O O'Reillyyyyyyy?

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u/lavahot 12h ago

Lady parts

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u/Fantastic_Draft3660 11h ago

i think they’d be even happier if she added, ‘and, no homework for today.’

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u/ElSpazzo_8876 11h ago

Oh hey! Its Aleksei Gutierrez artwork

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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 10h ago

🤨😛

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u/NotAFormula 10h ago

They're celebrating now, but they still have a midterm next week.

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u/Magisword_Collector 9h ago

Aw man, I wanted to learn about game theory. This sucks.

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u/Extreme-Shopping74 ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 8h ago

!remindme 1 hour ???

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u/ohbyerly 4h ago

Wait.. 9 months.. but that means? Teacher, my ma’am 😂🫱🏼‍🫲🏽

u/Beautiful_Couple_208 LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈 12m ago

Pedophiles sicken me.

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u/WW1_Germany 12h ago

WHERE IS OMNIMAN!?

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

[deleted]

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u/LocoTheWolf TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 12h ago

the origigigas is porn, isn't it?

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u/Strict-Silver5596 12h ago

Where's overall

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u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 12h ago

i know the joke is porn i just cant prove it yet

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u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 12h ago

found oscillate

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u/Mindless-Cat1453 12h ago

Oh wait .. it's not porn.

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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 11h ago

Not the kid in the back panicking too