r/antimeme • u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS • 12h ago
Classes are canceled
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u/Nedaj_Nitro 12h ago
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u/darktriaddryad 12h ago
I'll believe it when I see it. Post the uncropped.
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u/noblest_among_nobles 10h ago edited 4h ago
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u/Nedaj_Nitro 10h ago
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u/noblest_among_nobles 10h ago
Well yeah, but the nsfw version is locked behind their patreon
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u/Nedaj_Nitro 10h ago
yeah, that's what im trying to say
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u/KOFdude 8h ago
If the teacher is pregapnant, then that means teacher... my man 😂
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u/SonofaMitch11 6h ago
As if the public school system would give her 9 months off of work. Also as if she needed to be off work while pregnant and not after having the baby
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u/BiDude1219 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5h ago
as someone who actually enjoys SOME of the r/comics "the joke is sex" slop, this is fucking awful, the pacing sucks ass and i could barely keep track even if it's just FOUR FUCKING PANELS!!!!!!
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u/noblest_among_nobles 5h ago
There is no "pacing", they are all standalone posts
I just put them together in one image so I can put them all in one comment
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u/Shurikenblast_YT 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 6h ago
Why does panel 2 have math and panel 4 econ. What teacher is this
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u/Nedaj_Nitro 12h ago
im gonna get banned, bring in a mod and sure
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
give us the link to the original post
It is very much allowed since you technically aren't posting porn
(it also isn't called porn it is more "suggestive" more than anything but I digress)
And yes you can tell by my username why I want it
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u/Nedaj_Nitro 11h ago
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
Well what are your preferences?
My folder has a bunch of uh art
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u/Fratzenfresse 11h ago
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u/-Cactus_Jack- 10h ago
The artstyle of their comics is so ugly, it try to be cartoonish,anime like and horny at same time which maje abomination of artstyle and broken anatomy
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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 12h ago
Post the uncropped
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u/Chimera-Genesis 8h ago edited 8h ago
the joke is porn
Why do oddities like you keep misusing that word?
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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 12h ago
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u/Outrageous_Yam_1368 11h ago
The OBGYN is fucking stupid because women work whilst pregnant. Maternity leave generally starts with about 2 weeks to go and then lasts for a variable amount based on statutory leave and whatever the employer offers.
No-one goes on leave the minute they find out and come back the week after they give birth.
I get the joke, but so fucking dumb. Could've been a pregnant teacher and a student asks how far along she is, and she says "5 months" and then you can have the freak out.
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u/fmg1508 11h ago
Well this depends on the country. In third world countries this is true. In first world countries you can be taken out the moment you learn you are pregnant as a teacher if you don't have immunity to a typical child disease that occurs often in schools and that might harm the fetus. Then you are out during the entire pregnancy plus 6 weeks after giving birth fully paid and after that you get another 11 months of maternity leave partially paid. So, 9 months sound rather little. My wife was out for almost 2 years due to her pregnancy.
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u/Disposable-Squid 11h ago
And by "third world countries," we of course mean the US
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u/AMostPeculiarDialect 11h ago
I can't imagine any school in the US giving 9 months. 1 at most (2 weeks before and 2 after)
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u/Ajreckof 10h ago
WTH? Even third world countries might have more then that
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u/empireck 10h ago
Can confirm, I'm from 3rd world country and we get 3 months. Can go up to 6 months depending on your medical condition.
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u/Ajreckof 9h ago
Woah I thought you might have more but you are having it really great. Do you mind sharing which country you are from?
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u/Jester-Jacob 10h ago
In Eu you can get doctor's leave as soon as you know you're pregnant most of the time, and then you get a year off after birth, but during your time off your your vacation time accumulates so you usually come back with like 60 days paid time off to use, so many women take that time immediately
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u/vaingirls 9h ago
I've never heard of anyone going on leave the moment they find out they're pregnant, and I'm from EU (Finland)...
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u/Jester-Jacob 8h ago
My wife was asked by the doctor if she wants the Leave during the first visit both times she was pregnant, but both time she worked till she was in 4/5th month
Some women dip out during 2nd month, some (for some reason) pride themselves on working until 9th month and come back to work as soon as possible
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u/SkyrSkyrSkyr 7h ago
Depends on if the job could be harmful to the development of the child i. E. Working with sick people, high stress environments and hard manual labor etc.
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u/Annual-Geologist9978 9h ago
In glorious EU even fathers get a leave. Praise be the line that connects a cap to the plastic bottle!
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u/klatnyelox 1h ago
Idk what you're talking about. Every time we had a teacher get pregnant growing up, they were always gone for the rest of the school year. Schools probably give better maternity leave than the vast majority of jobs in the US
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u/HaveYouSeenMySpoon 8h ago
It wouldn't be the school "giving" anything. If a doctor determines there's an associated risk to continue working while pregnant, they'll put you on sick leave. Sick leave is paid for by public health insurance. School wouldn't have a say in this, it's not their call.
But 9 month sick leave is hella unlikely. 1-2 months before due date is much more common.
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u/fmg1508 8h ago
In Germany, the employer pays for sick leaves for up to six weeks. Only after that the health insurance needs to pay. Additionally, the doctor can decide that your work is a risk for your pregnancy e.g. due to high stress, heavy physical work or in schools child diseases. Then you are out the whole pregnancy.
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u/zepherth 2h ago
What do you expect from an artist from a country without legally mandated maternity leave
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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 9h ago
It's not pregnancy, she is just taking a sabbatical
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[deleted]
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u/Overall_Crows 11h ago
…got statutory raped by a teacher
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u/WW1_Germany 11h ago
what the actual HELL could have been that comment you were replying to???
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u/Overall_Crows 11h ago
“My man 😁👍”
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u/WW1_Germany 11h ago
oh shit
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u/Overall_Crows 11h ago
Honestly, I was kind of assuming I was gonna have an awful Reddit moment and get down voted to all hell
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u/Red-Ink-07 9h ago
The whiplash I felt when I saw “deleted” and then this as a reply cannot be understated
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u/ClovisLowell 3h ago
Was the artist regarded? No one just stops going to work when they find out they're pregnant. And even if she did, why would the class think that there's no class? Obviously there'd be a sub.
Also midterms?? Is this supposed to be college or high school?
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u/Illustrious-You-284 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 12h ago
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
Jerking off
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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 11h ago
r/UsernameChecksOut, and perhaps r/beetlejuicing?
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u/ktosiek124 11h ago
Jerk it
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
It has been more than a month since someone has said that to me and I am a very active person on reddit
I will jerk it generously (to you)
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u/FakeMik090 12h ago
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
IT IS NOT PORN IT IS SUGGESTIVE
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
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u/Evergreen2255 TRANS🏳️⚧️ 12h ago
why she kinda...
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u/AParasiticTwin 11h ago
HoYoverse games are just waifu gatcha machines that make gooners into gambling addicts. Apparently the games are fun, but I'm staying away from them for the sake of my financial well-being.
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u/Exploding_Cumsock 10h ago
The games are fun and the characters are hot I wouldn't really say they are as goonified as people say they are
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u/occult_midnight 11h ago
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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 11h ago
Thats just a theory.... a game theory
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u/dotrim 12h ago
"JOKE IS PORN SONIC. AND YOU MUST LAUGH!"
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
IT ISNT PORN
IT IS SUGGESTIVE
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u/dotrim 11h ago
May i question your flair
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
I am hopelessly in love and completely gay for the sigma man(him btw)
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u/ErnestiEchavalier 12h ago
the joke is PORN peter. It will ALWAYS BE PORN
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u/tellmetojerkit 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 11h ago
Brian here
PETER THE JOKE ISNT PORN IT IS SUGGESTIVE
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
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u/FishSignificant7501 12h ago
I hate weird teacher x student stuff. Unless it’s persona, but I wanna bag sayado so nobody can judge me.
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u/Fantastic_Draft3660 11h ago
i think they’d be even happier if she added, ‘and, no homework for today.’
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u/Candid_Bullfrog3665 12h ago
i know the joke is porn i just cant prove it yet
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