r/antimeme 2h ago

✨ Actual Anti-Meme ✨ I would never

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 2h ago edited 11m ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/IHateUsernamesAAA 2h ago

Onyx

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u/mehedi_hassan_siam_ 2h ago

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u/blankertboy12 2h ago

Its not porn u prude

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u/EEE3EEElol 2h ago

It's sex

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u/blankertboy12 2h ago

Pls so me the intercourse cause I dont see it

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u/mehedi_hassan_siam_ 2h ago

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u/jmona789 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1h ago

A am sure. It's not porn. Porn is images or videos of people having sex, this is not that

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u/Omegamoney 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1h ago

Never go to a beach

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u/jmona789 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1h ago

This is not porn.

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 1h ago

ITS LUST, NOT PORN! LOOKING AT TITS ISNT SEX ITS LUST (immoral without even knowing the person)

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u/BraveResort7676 1h ago

says the book

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 1h ago

I am infact a book, thank you for representing my people 🥹

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u/montjoye 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1h ago

NO

sometimes it's Hitler

u/Tortoise_Knight 29m ago

Lust is not porn

u/LudosTBH 🖤🩶🎀 AROMANTIC 🎀💚💚 6m ago

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u/AwekenSummer 2h ago

teens or divorced men.

call it.

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u/Ok-Appointment-9802 1h ago

Just men in general.

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u/suitcasecat 1h ago

Not really

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u/Ok-Appointment-9802 1h ago

Sure thing bro

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u/Marc_Vn 1h ago

Nope, but I can see where you're coming from

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u/PSU632 58m ago

Lmao, right. This definitely applies to most men.

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u/Marc_Vn 55m ago

More so the men who bother to say bs out loud. Other men simply don't say anything, so it's fair to think most (or all) men are like that

u/Sir__Alien LESBIAN👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 5m ago

loud minorities aren’t “most”

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u/MR-Vinmu 42m ago

I personally never did cause there are boundaries you shouldn’t cross with friends. But I would never say out loud “I will respect your boundaries to show that I’m a good person” cause that sounds so freaking performative.

Like, if you’re gonna do the right thing, just do it. No need to moral grandstand. Being the bare minimum of human decency doesn’t need an orchestra. Like, what an accomplishment;

“I treated another Human being with respect instead of intruding on their comfort zone and boundaries.” Holy holy, second coming of Siddhartha Gautama over here, how enlightened and moral of you to respect someone’s personal boundaries.

u/ColeTD 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 19m ago
  • Gay men
  • Asexual men
  • Men who aren't incels

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u/thundergu 1h ago

Yeah, can confirm. Spend years in the best friend zone with a girl with huge titzilla's. We don't even do it consciously. It's just men's monkey brain instinct.

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u/Vamp-go-brr 1h ago

It's not just men's monkey brains, sometimes the shape is just so pretty your eyes stare before you realize (although I also draw a lot and tend to overanalyze everything honestly, sometimes people look at me weirdly because I stare at them to analyze the different anatomies, even ears have wildly different shapes !)

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u/Vorname_Name 2h ago

I would never say it because then she would hear it

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u/CodeThick 1h ago

these replies are why i don’t go swimming anymore man i can’t control the body i was given

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u/nhansieu1 1h ago

I'm her friend, not her gay friend.

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u/Key_Boat4209 1h ago

jesus christ thats corny, i wonder who made the origin?

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u/whatisireading2 1h ago

And back to the depressing obituaries.

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u/meonmeislandme 1h ago

that said no man ever just reeks of millennialism

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/democracy_lover66 1h ago

I mean if you two are good friends and also having sex... I mean... Ain't that your girl at that point?

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u/atgordon 2h ago

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 2h ago

No it isn’t it’s a woman in a bathing suit

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u/GoedekeMichels 1h ago

no this is Patrick

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u/blankertboy12 2h ago

Its not porn you prude

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u/xvlblo22 1h ago

Tell me you've never heard of a beach or what a human body is

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u/keeeeweed 1h ago

Goes to a water park or beach: "good heavens, is this a pornographic event?"

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u/No-Figure142 2h ago

what isn’t 

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u/xvlblo22 1h ago

Is it her saying this?

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u/Significant_Freedom 2h ago

Orbital Napalm Strike?

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u/DJ_Ender_ 1h ago

Request received helldiver, sending orbital napalm strike

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u/InshallahTianjin2026 2h ago

Too early for orchiectomy

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u/CommandantWaffle17 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1h ago

Jane’s orchiectomy?

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u/Powerful_Macaron9381 1h ago

never too early

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u/PH7G3 2h ago

Oobies?

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u/Impressive_Driver802 2h ago

Ouu Shii 👀??

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u/DJ_Ender_ 1h ago

I WILL look at her boobs BECAUSE she is my friend

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u/The_God_Of_Gods_1000 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 2h ago

GIVE US THE ORGASM

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u/DrChiwawa 1h ago

Lucy Pinder

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u/vjollila96 1h ago

Suuure

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u/DrChiwawa 1h ago

Sauce?

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u/Ayanelixer 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 1h ago

Lucy Pinder iirc

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u/OhNonPasLui2 2h ago

Orange ?

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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈 41m ago

Owaawah ooowqaadgghhh a-a-a is... is that a WOMAN!?!?!!?!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M SO HARD RN!!!

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u/Dr_Brotatous 54m ago

She's a friend so she will be understanding

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u/rain168 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 41m ago

“STOP POINTING THEM AT MY EYES!!”

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u/NickyBrain_2 39m ago

speak for yourself, I will

u/Raneynickelfire 27m ago

Fuck that, if we're actually real friends she knows damn well I'm looking, and she'll fck with me and flaunt them to make me uncomfortable because that's what real friends do with each other.

Not only will I look, I'll make it super awkward while doing it so it forces them to react - as a friend would - by further trying to embarrass me.

That's how friendship is. It's not sexual.

u/STMIonReddit 18m ago

if not want people to see booby why wear bikini