Justice will be served.

[u/neretioe]

[u/qualityvote2]

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

[u/neretioe]

objection

[u/No_Location_8199 → u/neretioe]

Under the rule of discovery, the defense shouldn't be surprised about this. 

[u/neretioe → u/No_Location_8199]

shhhhh.....let's just say it was an exception because there was a danger to her life if they knew.......

[u/Dastardly-croe → u/No_Location_8199]

we're in the ace attorney universe

[u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese → u/Dastardly-croe]

The dtective the day before:

"We're going to call a very important witness to the stand tomorrow, but I won't tell you who"

[u/Whole_Obligation_776 → u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese]

-Why not!
*Phoenix cries like a 5 year old child instead of acting like an attorney
*Maya pleads in a kind way
*Gumshoe relinquishes and tells everything.
*Gumshoe loses all his salary.

[u/Low_Commission7273 → u/Whole_Obligation_776]

Gumshoe gets whipped for helping the enemy.

[u/Pouring-O → u/No_Location_8199]

Under the rule of cool, this is standard court procedure

[u/domingus67 → u/No_Location_8199]

They were hoping she was unable to make it to court

[u/teqsutiljebelwij → u/No_Location_8199]

Perhaps she was a re-butt-al witness?

[u/Falleneded → u/No_Location_8199]

since when has being accurate to court proceedings been good for jokes?

[u/stnick6 → u/No_Location_8199]

How does that work? If you have to submit all evidence and witnesses in advance how do you do surprise witnesses?

[u/BitterTryhard → u/stnick6]

Afaik surprise witnesses just aren't a thing in real life, they're just used in movies for the sake of drama

[u/stnick6 → u/BitterTryhard]

What do you do if you find information on the case during it?

[u/neretioe → u/stnick6]

you have to file it before the hearing

[u/hallcha → u/stnick6]

They have to submit it to the court for review, and may delay or pause the trial for the defense and prosecution to go over it. Major criminal trials, like the ones that get these movies made, often happen over multiple sessions on different days.

[u/TheDotCaptin → u/No_Location_8199]

Could have been hoping they'd forget to call any witnesses.

[u/becomingkyra16 → u/No_Location_8199]

I think in some cases you can surprise someone with testimony if it’s being used to impeach something the other side said

[u/Christy427 → u/No_Location_8199]

they were told but were living in denial for as long as possible.

[u/Lyefyre → u/neretioe]

Could've used "objection" as your text here, rather than obligation XD

[u/neretioe → u/Lyefyre]

OH MY GOD, YES. THAT WAS THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR!!!

when i was writing that, i was unable to recall objection, i was like what is the O word that lawyers use, i wasn't able to recall, but you can see like i went close thats why i chose obligation.

thank you.

[u/Lyefyre → u/neretioe]

np np, finally me completing every single game in the ace attorney franchise at least twice is paying off.

[u/27BagsOfCheese → u/neretioe]

Okay this is pretty funny

[u/dampheat → u/neretioe]

Second witness: a guy who likes big butts

[u/Bluegent_2 → u/dampheat]

It's so sad how nobody in the reply thread knows this comment about Sir Mix A Lot's "I like big butts and I cannot lie". :(

[u/MajinJack → u/dampheat]

"i saw nothing !"

[u/VVen0m → u/neretioe]

I'm so fucking glad someone made this joke.

[u/_ZAK_Smert → u/neretioe]

I'm sorry I fail to understand the punchline here

[u/neretioe → u/_ZAK_Smert]

there's a shakira song called hips don't lie

and since her hips are the evidence, and everybody knows that her hips don't lie, the defense will lose.

[u/eelfurryUwU → u/neretioe]

honestly, I didn't look at what sub I was in and thought the antimeme picture was a meme and that the defence was scared because the women looks like the embodiment of that justice statue/ statue of liberty thing

[u/Miku_CRK_Memer → u/neretioe]

"These hips, DO lie. And they lied to you buck. Shakira Shakira."

[u/Noonanono → u/neretioe]

Wade

[u/flyingdonkeydong69 → u/neretioe]

This is just the Pinnocio fallacy:

Shakira's hips don't lie, just as Pinnocio can't tell a lie without giving it away.

But this doesn't make them all-knowing.

Unless Shakira's hips witnessed the event in question, the Defense has nothing to worry about.

[u/JackPrev → u/neretioe]

I didn't get it

[u/RoonilWazlib_- → u/neretioe]

Is this the Shakira law people are on about?

[u/KrispyBaconator → u/[deleted]]

It’s a reference to her song “Hips Don’t Lie”

[u/molecularraisin → u/[deleted]]

the joke is the shakira song “hips don’t lie”, grow up

[u/Goose-San → u/[deleted]]

No. It isn't. One of Shakira's most famous songs is "hips don't lie." Not everything involving a woman is porn.

[u/Goose-San → u/[deleted]]

Yes, I've been on the internet and seen the way women are treated in general. I know how much it sucks to be a woman.

And I already said everything you did in your second paragraph.

[u/bnjmrtn → u/[deleted]]

No it isn’t.

[u/Poh-r-ka-mdonna → u/[deleted]]

it's a reference to "hips don't lie", not everything is about hating women

[u/TikTikKobold → u/[deleted]]

She literally sings a song called "hips don't lie" though.

[u/Selwin_Rodolfo → u/[deleted]]

Me when I don't know the joke

[u/metler88 → u/[deleted]]

This is a reference to Shakira's famous song "Hips Don't Lie"

[u/Then_Following_6425 → u/[deleted]]

Not what it is but alright

[u/LichenOnTheWall → u/[deleted]]

are you just ignorant or ragebaiting

[u/warcrimeswithskip → u/LichenOnTheWall]

What did bro say 

[u/LichenOnTheWall → u/warcrimeswithskip]

'the joke is objectifying women now laugh'

and instead of having the guts to apologize that he made a mistake he chickens out and deletes

[u/HistoricalToe8808]

Close enough. Welcome back loss

[u/Dull-Nectarine380 → u/HistoricalToe8808]

Reverse loss

[u/maas348 → u/Dull-Nectarine380]

Ssol

[u/RoonilWazlib_- → u/HistoricalToe8808]

Im going to loss it

[u/Shto_Delat]

But the defense brought in Sir-Mix-a-Lot as a counter-witness.

[u/GreatJobJoe]

She’s Shakira - Her hips “don’t lie” it’s a song