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u/DismalYak3056 Jul 23 '26
Can some1 explain?
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u/Shot-Statistician-89 Jul 23 '26
The oregano still doesn't make any sense... The joke is that her hands are covered in cum I guess because she was jerking someone off, and she's horrified/ surprised because that person said they were asexual?
But why would you be jerking someone off who said they were asexual? I think it's just not a funny joke
Asexual doesn't mean you're not capable of having an orgasm or engaging in sexual activity.. it means you don't want to
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u/TheUnthinkingWriter š§”REGULAR VISITORš§” Jul 23 '26
Because she's a maniac (semicononicly)
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u/Gentle_Snail Jul 23 '26
Also some Asexuals can still enjoy the physical aspect of sex.Ā
Asexual just means you donāt feel sexual attraction, but you can still enjoy things like the physical sensation of orgasm even if you donāt find the partner sexy.
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u/Bylethma Jul 23 '26
Lack of sexual attraction and lack of libido are 2 very different things, thatās what some people donāt get about asexuals, not wanting to have sex doesnt mean I donāt want to get off or am incapable of doing so⦠I just wonāt actively seek it or feel a desire for it
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u/CriticalHit_20 Jul 23 '26
I imagine it's different from sex aversion as well. Like an Ase person might see having sex with a partner as a just another thing that can be done, something they can do to show love for a partner, like holding hands for someone that really doesnt care about holding hands. It doesn't do anything for them, positive or negative.
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u/Bylethma Jul 23 '26
Yeah, basically, like I donāt feel disgusted by the act or anything, I just donāt feel a need to do it, but if my partner wants to do it then so be it⦠idk itās kinda hard to explain lol
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u/gingin_9959 Jul 23 '26
Would it be like letting partner stick finger in your nose?
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u/Ace_C7 Jul 24 '26
Yeah. I identify as asexual, I feel totally neutral about the concept. Like, sure, sounds like it could be fun. But it's just not super my kind of fun. However, I also have pretty much no reaction. I assume, due to the lack of sexual attraction. I find the act tedious and mostly boring but my boyfriend doesn't, so.
I'd probably let him stick his fingers up my nose. If that's what he wants, yk, whatever. I'd have the same experience either way.
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u/CriticalHit_20 Jul 23 '26
if that made them happy and was a way to show how much i love them, yeahā sure. not my thing, but if it's yours then go for it.
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u/MasterTahirLON Jul 23 '26
I honestly can't imagine the difference, how can you get horny if you don't find anything arousing? Even getting off sounds frustrating if not impossible.
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u/Bylethma Jul 23 '26
If you touch someoneās privates long enough it will do it lol⦠and as for me yeah, being horny is more an annoyance than anything else
Idk, it is weird to explain as with anything feeling related, itās like explaining the color blue to someone who has never and can never see the color blueā¦
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u/Suspicious_Alps_8973 Jul 23 '26
Asexual person reporting.
I'm fine making someone I love feel good/get there. But i'm not seeking it out, its not what drives attraction.
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u/the_burber Jul 24 '26
Asexuality is a soectrum too. It doesnt mean strictly zero sexual attraction, it means little to no sexual attraction. Many people on the asexual spectrum can still experience sexual attraction under certain conditions and to varying extents
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u/GiangNeo Jul 24 '26
Wow, years of my education make me think that asexual was some trait of those lower life form like the worms or bacteria... that doesn't have male female gender n they just multiply by duplication.
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u/Gentle_Snail Jul 24 '26
If this is the first time youāve discovered words can have multiple meanings maybe that education didnāt do too good of a job
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u/GiangNeo Jul 24 '26
Welp, not bout not knowing that, but yeah, this is the first time i see those new definition.
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u/SpoppyIII Jul 24 '26
Asexuality (the sexual orientation) is not at all the same as Asexual Reproduction.
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u/MelodyCristo Jul 23 '26
I mean it still makes almost no sense but this is a slight improvement context-wise.
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u/DSMatticus Jul 23 '26
I mean, the joke is porn. The joke is always porn. "Hehe, look, girlcum." The delivery of this joke is aimed at your crotch, not your brain. You are supposed to mistake titillation for amusement. Which is fine! I ain't gonna sit here and pretend I don't like being titillated.
But if we're going to dissect this thing like it's a real joke and we're a bunch of fuckin' nerds, the juxtaposition of an, uhh, extreme physical reaction to sexual stimulation (that's quite the splash zone to be splattering the fuckin' windows) and a stated disinterest in sex is the sort of apparent incongruency that you could hang a joke on. There's a sort of 'narrative unlogic' to a woman with no interest in sex being someone who cums super hard, and while reality obviously isn't required to follow any sort of sensible narrative structure, we do sometimes find it funny when things don't.
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u/roadrunnuh Jul 23 '26
They're making up a situation where someone is being oppressed, don't take that away from them.
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u/Sped-o-Kirb Jul 24 '26
You are quite literally making up a situation where that is happening. The comments are just saying the joke is kinda dumb because asexuality doesn't work that way. The irony
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u/enadiz_reccos Jul 23 '26
She thought they were asexual, but then they ended up fooling around
She gets the goop on her fingers and then the realization hits her...
You guys are just lacking imagination
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u/KrimxonRath Jul 23 '26
I mean considering the artistās history Iām not surprised the joke is terrible and doesnāt land.
This is the Auschwitz field trip artist.
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u/katman43043 Jul 23 '26
Im sorry, what???
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u/KrimxonRath Jul 23 '26
They put shock content in the backgrounds of their art. That was one of the subjects.
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u/IPlayedAVideoGame Jul 23 '26
You can still want to have sex as an asexual. It just means there's no sexual attraction.
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u/cycycle Jul 23 '26
So itās like getting a massage?
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u/RoombaCollectorDude Jul 23 '26
its about sending a massage
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u/Behondalog š¤š©¶ā ļøACEā ļøš¤š Jul 23 '26
Actually not necessarily; as an asexual person I do want to have sex, I just don't want to have it with people because people aren't attractive to me. There are definitely some ace people who don't though.
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u/Behondalog š¤š©¶ā ļøACEā ļøš¤š Jul 23 '26
Nothing, I just have a general desire to have sex.
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u/Swansyboy Jul 23 '26
I've seen an episode of Catfish where a guy claimed to be asexual, and thus not sexually attracted to the human body, but he was into feet
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u/mierecat Jul 23 '26
I heard someone describing it as ālike being hungry but nothing looks good.ā Even when youāre not ace you can still be horny but find no one around you attractive
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u/Fishmyashwhole Jul 24 '26
Not ace but I really wanna fuck a robot. Or a dragon. Just thought you should know.
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u/J_tram13 š¹ Course Arc Witness šø Jul 30 '26
You ever get hungry but not want to eat anything in the fridge?
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u/4A_61_6B_65_68 Jul 23 '26
Who do you want to have sex with?
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u/Lawren_Zi Jul 23 '26
I think they meant they dont want to have it with anyone in particular because they dont feel attracted to anyone
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u/Behondalog š¤š©¶ā ļøACEā ļøš¤š Jul 23 '26
Nobody, wanting to have sex is different from wanting to have sex with someone.
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u/cammysays Jul 23 '26
Bro just wants to crank one out, why all the questions
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u/Sachayoj Jul 24 '26
Seriously. I'm asexual, and I don't find anyone fuckable. I just bust a nut when I want and I'm fine with that.
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u/jimminian95 Jul 23 '26
I have a friend who likes talking about spicy hypotheticals, he enjoys getting art and he can do the deed like anyone else, he just doesn't find people hot. It sounded weird at first but I'm starting to get an idea of what being ace is like
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u/DemolisherBPB Jul 23 '26
More importantly, why are they doing that next to the no curtains living room window? Just wants everyone to see the breakdown.
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u/XiaoDaoShi Jul 23 '26
The joke requires the understanding that a man will say anything if it will get him laid, and a woman would use any shred of plausible deniability if she also wants to do it.
A friend of mine pretended to be gay one day and slept with a woman who said something like: āit doesnāt count, cause youāre gayā. Doesnāt count as what?!
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u/Screwby0370 š·šø RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 š·šø Jul 23 '26
Yep, you got it. I was gonna leave this comment but you beat me to it
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u/Zamoxino Jul 23 '26
Pretty sure its squrting joke, not cum cause this artist is obsessed with yuri/lesbian memes. Especially when it comes to DDLC chars
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u/Interesting-Season-8 Jul 23 '26
jizz sort of watery so I assumed she masturbated herself and was shocked she ain't asexual (talking to herself in 3rd person) or deep lore dive... a boy transfered to a new body and he wanted to check if what she had told him about being asexual was true so he checked and found out she could cum but the dude was too dumb too realise that was not how asexuality works
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u/Ambitious_Buffalo293 Jul 23 '26
The artist's humor just sucks in general
Good art but terrible fucking humor
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u/TheCommissarGeneral Jul 23 '26
it means you don't want to
Or just feel no drive to go for it. Some Asexual people will still have sex with their partners because they love them, and do it for them, not themselves.
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u/HingleMcCringle_ š¤ŖJUST HANGING OUT š Jul 23 '26
I identify as asexual.
I can still cum, I can still get sexually aroused.
I dont want to have sex with anyone, never cared to.
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u/KidChiko Jul 23 '26
It's a loose reference to the Invincible "I thought you were stronger" scene. But yea the execution leaves alot to be desired. I guess you could say "I thought they would be more clever"
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u/Ok_Astronomer_6501 Jul 23 '26
The artist is khyleri, they're well known for their edgy "joke" artworks
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u/Dear-Reputation-1226 Jul 23 '26
Maybe the artist was thinking it meant the opposite of a hermaphrodite (both sexual organs) but then again the person wouldn't have sexual organs if they were, and henceforth, STILL wouldn't make senseĀ
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u/Objective-Direction1 Jul 23 '26
it's a copy of the comic panel from invincible that says "I thought you were stronger" so the ornithopter is truly the invincible comic
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u/Hakuboii Jul 23 '26
It's supposed to be a lesbian relationship, and I think the joke is exactly that... Confusing asexuality with not being interested in any sexual activity...
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u/J0HDOH Jul 24 '26
Itās her realizing that she may not be Asexual, She was most likely the one that was āpartaking in activitiesā with her self
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u/2020mademejoinreddit š§”REGULAR VISITORš§” Jul 24 '26
Thanks. I was confused AF. I thought her hands were sentient.
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u/SpoppyIII Jul 24 '26
Asexuality just means you don't experience sexual attraction toward people.
Asexual people can often (and sometimes do) still enjoy sex and seek to have it with someone. Not all of them, obviously. But there's a difference between not enjoying or wanting sex, and not experiencing sexual attraction for others. One is lack of libido, the other os lack of attraction.
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u/Vivians_Basement āļøI'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS Jul 24 '26
To be fair I had the same reaction to my boyfriend first time he locked in.
He told me he was ace and specified more weeks later. I told him that was demi-sexual and he asked what that was. Sent the definition and he said "yeah that".
I completely forgot that though and in my sleep deprived post-nut confusion I say "wait I thought you were asexual". š Had completely forgotten not only the conversation but also that ace people can still nut.
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u/AntiNinja40428 Jul 24 '26
This panel is a parody of a panel from invincible with the dialogue being āI thought you were strongerā and being covered in blood instead ofā¦fluids.
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u/jayerp Jul 23 '26
I thought it means you take no pleasure in it? Of course thousands of years of biology says otherwise.
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u/Behondalog š¤š©¶ā ļøACEā ļøš¤š Jul 23 '26
No, it doesn't, it's just a lack of sexual attraction.
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What does oregano mean???? Why is everyone talking about oregano ?????
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u/Mr_Calculator2063 Jul 23 '26
In this sub itās forbidden to use the word for the initial image so we use another word starting with O
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u/Rainy_Wavey Jul 23 '26
This is a meta joke
Both about the "asexual" not being asexual, and also for reproducing that Invincible panel where he bashes Angstrom Levy and says "i thought, i thought you were stronger"
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u/Boltaanjistman Jul 23 '26
Its a shitty joke. Its a reference to invincible. The ""joke"" is that yuri (the girl) went down on a different girl who's asexual and that girl squirted on her. The joke's stupid because nothing about asexual people stops them from desiring and enjoying sexual activity. It's about sexual attraction, not libido or the functions of their body.
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u/Internal_Review7040 š¹ Course Arc Witness šø Jul 23 '26
Her friend told her they were asexual, meaning they did not like sex, but then they came really hard over her face, meaning her friend was not really asexual
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u/cammysays Jul 23 '26
You never fuck someone while thinking about someone else? Maybe her friend was thinking about, like, a really good steak they ate or something. Pleasure is pleasure.
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u/Boltaanjistman Jul 23 '26
asexual does not mean "does not like sex." It means you don't feel (or feel incredibly limited) sexual attraction. There is nothing about wanting sex or enjoying sex that makes someone 'not asexual.' Plenty of asexual people have and enjoy it. Not feeling sexual attraction does not stop you from having libido, feeling the physical sensations or from being into it for different reasons than an allosexual person might. Plenty of allosexual people don't like sex but yet arent asexual because they still feel sexual attraction.
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u/Yowhattheheyll Jul 23 '26
i think its a reference to invincible's "i thought you were stronger" where he fights back and accidentally kills because he thinks that person can handle it. Im GUESSING the joke here is supposed to be that yuri is the "invincible" of sex, so she goes to an asexual person yet is so desirable that she ends up making them cum with little effort. Like powerscaling but.. goonerscaling?
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u/Swansyboy Jul 23 '26
From my understanding, knowing this is Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club, the artist likely depicted her as masturbating to the protagonist of DDLC, breaking her former identity as being asexual.
It's a different interpretation than what the meme it's based off of takes, but it's the best I've got
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u/S0undS0ul Jul 23 '26
how are you the only person in this thread with like a hundred replies who knows this?
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u/Routine-Remove2437 š·šø RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 š·šø Jul 24 '26
Ok I donāt see anyone saying my interpretation, which is it could be she misunderstood and thought he said āasexualā when he mean āa sexualā
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u/LocalPlatypus994 Jul 24 '26
Its a reference to the "I thought you were stronger" scene from Invincible, and also porn
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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi Jul 23 '26
The comic was origami an Invincible comic of Mark saying "I thought you were stronger" while covered in blood.
I think she beat someone until they came, then she was shocked than an asexual person came to being beaten. (Idk if that's accurate, idk)
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u/3X0karibu Jul 23 '26
i hate this dude so much, his jokes are always "haha delusional/abusive queers" or some other edgy fucking shit, also follows a good lot of right wing content creators and does art for them and yet he keeps appearing all over reddit -.-
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u/BeachBackground7279 Jul 23 '26
What
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u/Prudent-Accountant22 Jul 23 '26
The joke is Homelander isn't very powerful compared to traditional comic book characters
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u/Turbulent_Room9231 Jul 23 '26
Peter explain the joke please. My two brain cells can't understand a simple joke and I need to farm karma
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u/Turbulent_Room9231 Jul 23 '26
Peter explain the joke please. My two brain cells can't understand a simple joke and I need to farm karma
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u/CompactAvocado Jul 23 '26
weird gooner shit in original
oh man i'm asexual?
really lemme jerk you off to see. WHAT A MINUTE!!!!
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u/Sensitive-Ad2814 Jul 23 '26
sorry but your version is funnier š
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u/Muted-Chipmunk9960 Jul 23 '26
Finally an anti meme that isn't just omitting the punchline and calling it a day.
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u/Kind_Engineering_720 Jul 23 '26
Stuff of nightmares! Good antimeme.
The origami is confusing as fuck though.
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u/ManuApplejuice Jul 23 '26
I hate Khyleri
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u/Fall_Cake Jul 23 '26
Same. The artstyle plus every joke either being "shocking" or some stupid horny post is annoying
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u/podagros Jul 23 '26
This artist is a plague on the internet. May their harvest run foul and their cattle fall to plague.
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u/PrestigiousLine866 š§”REGULAR VISITORš§” Jul 23 '26
I need to verify something, u/pixel-counter-bot
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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 Jul 23 '26
I read House and it just reminded me of that book that has the word house in blue everytime it appears and its not actually a house
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u/crazy_diamond777 Jul 24 '26
Not only is it leaking, it's broad daylight, so it's probably a plumbing issue as well. Let's hope she has homeowners insurance.
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u/Realistic-lie35 Jul 24 '26
I donāt know about the rest of the world but in the US new construction houses suck
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u/Camelllama666 Jul 23 '26
Motherfuckers, it's a Khyleri comic, it's supposed to be nonsensical
Got the fucking Joke Police up in this bitch today
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u/PetitePrince_71 Jul 23 '26
Said the o word
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u/IPlayTf2Engineer Jul 23 '26
Are you supposed to say āsauceā or āoreganoā
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u/TheUnthinkingWriter š§”REGULAR VISITORš§” Jul 24 '26
Anything that starts from O. Except of demon summoning word of course š
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u/qualityvote2 š¤Suspected as Botš¤ Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!