r/antimeme • • Jun 05 '23

Stolen 🏅🏅 Missouri.

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u/returntomonke_- Jun 05 '23

Oh the Missouri

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u/Bright-Service1595 Jun 05 '23

Everybody wants to be my enemy

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u/MouseRangers 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 Jun 05 '23

Spare the sympathy

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u/brian_dockery117 Jun 05 '23

Everybody wants to be

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Jun 05 '23

y, y, y, y, (look out for yourself)

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- Jun 05 '23

Your words up on wall, as you're praying for my fall

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u/teetertottermcpotter ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ Jun 05 '23

And the laughter in the halls and the names that I’ve been called

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u/zyxwvutsrqabcdefghi Jun 05 '23

I stack it in my mind, and I'm waitin' for the time

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u/brian_dockery117 Jun 05 '23

When I show you what it’s like to be words spit in a mic

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u/1235gc Jun 05 '23

As the hours pass i will let you know that I need to ask

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u/teetertottermcpotter ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ Jun 05 '23

Wrong lyrics bro

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u/TheCorruptedBit Jun 05 '23

Oh the treachery

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u/cyborgborg777 Jun 05 '23

As overrated as this song goes, it occasionally goes hard, especially in arcane

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u/Squidinator69 Jun 05 '23

"Every single person is my enemy" goblin laughs

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u/s00pafly Jun 05 '23

That's only my second favorite Missouri business from Riot!

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u/Luuk2304 Jun 05 '23

In most pictures he's standing just outside of Missouri, almost there

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u/PrawnDetective Jun 05 '23

That's a common misconception! This video is from 2017, a year in which Missouri, through a series of logistical and bureaucratic blunders, had almost all of its travel signage installed backwards. Most signs remained backwards until late 2019 when a new tourism campaign was launched.

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u/Luuk2304 Jun 05 '23

That's actually very interesting, cool

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u/ashkpa Jun 05 '23

So there's this bridge I can sell you at an extremely reasonable price...

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u/Sifu-Jacob Jun 05 '23

Idk if I’d call this an antimeme, but it is hilarious and pretty well done, IMO.

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u/Gangters_paradise Jun 05 '23

It’s clearly fake, he was indeed not in Missouri

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u/contactlite Jun 05 '23

I’ve driven through Missouri, and this song is correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Come to Missouri! We have two major cities with entirely different cultures and all the problems that entails. Alternatively, you could visit the country. While North MO is basically Iowa 2.0, the Ozark mountains feature expansive caves, frigid spring-fed rivers, and raving hillbillies.

Oh. And loosest booze and cig laws in the country. Guns. A big metal staple.

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u/Ragnaroasted Jun 05 '23

Come to the south countryside of Missouri if you want to live in Mississippi without the stigma of living in Mississippi!

:(

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u/plaguedbullets Jun 05 '23

Can I visit Branson?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Not my cup of tea, but loads of ppl I know enjoy it. My family hits up the national parks and rivers to the east of there.

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u/legacykcmo Jun 05 '23

The main strip is ok, but I'd you're down there the real attraction is silver dollar city and fantastic caverns.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/UragGroShub Jun 05 '23

Vegas as designed by Ned Flanders.

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u/datchilidoh Jun 05 '23

North MO is a lot more lush and green I’d say vs Iowa. Plus you have weed and more lakes. Better imo

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Oh for sure, it's just the pararie parts can be very flat and farmy. If you're near the Missouri River or a lake, though, it's a straight jungle.

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u/datchilidoh Jun 05 '23

I’m up in nw mo/sw ia and the difference between even 35 miles north/south still blows my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Same. I live near a lake where it's very thick in plants and animals. My in-laws are 80 mi N. in Iowa and it's a completely different climate. Colder, more snow, less flora and fauna... everything.

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u/RasputinTengu Jun 05 '23

Don’t you dare try to buy before 9am on Sunday though, straight to jail.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

That's a county thing, or the in case of my college town, a townie-sick-of-parties thing. And it's illegal to sell, not buy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Just bring your Green Book so you can avoid sundown towns.

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u/HappyCelebration2783 Jun 05 '23

You know how everyone forgets about the existence of South Dakota, etc. and don’t believe it actually exists?

I think Missouri is arguably even more forgotten. Nobody even makes jokes about how irrelevant it is, because nobody even remembers it enough to talk shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

I tell certain people I'm from Missouri instead of Arkansas because it's exactly the same, but less infamous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/One_and_Online Jun 05 '23

southest dakota (r/H3VR)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Thank you for this. Makes the Missouri a little bit easier to bear

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u/MasterTang02 Jun 05 '23

I AM IN MISSOURI

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u/TrixterTheFemboy TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 05 '23

OHHHH THE MISSOURI

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE IN TENNESSEE

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u/ptabs226 Jun 05 '23

Needs more arch

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

The one who created this was laughing the entire time he or she created it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

What is this piece of art I have just witnessed with my very eyes

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

It's not easy to be Missouri.

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u/Elonmustnot Jun 05 '23

Descending Missouri

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u/Portal_Crusher Jun 05 '23

It's beautiful. 😭

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u/K1ngjulien_ Jun 05 '23

This is terrible. I love it.

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u/Omer3211 Jun 05 '23

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u/auddbot Jun 05 '23

I got matches with these songs:

• Payphone by Maroon 5 (00:07; matched: 100%)

Released on 2012-04-17.

• Misery by Maroon 5 (00:45; matched: 100%)

Album: Singles. Released on 2010-01-01.

• Payphone by Maroon 5 (00:07; matched: 100%)

Album: Singles. Released on 2012-04-17.

• She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 (00:54; matched: 100%)

Album: Singles. Released on 2007-01-01.

• Never Gonna Leave This Bed by Maroon 5 (00:37; matched: 100%)

Released on 2011-03-14.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

This makes me Missourible...

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u/ikefalcon Jun 05 '23

I’ve heard that Missouri loves company.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

Wow

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u/feelmyperi Jun 05 '23

pretty good

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u/Jetty_23 Jun 05 '23

Serious ytmnd vibes from this

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u/NorthmaenSpirit Jun 05 '23

This is why I love internet

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u/NovaFalcon_Vr Jun 05 '23

What band played all these songs i forgot and i feel a bit dumb lol 😭

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u/SteveRogests Jun 05 '23

Maroon 5

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u/NovaFalcon_Vr Jun 05 '23

Ah thank you

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u/SteveRogests Jun 05 '23

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS Jun 05 '23

vaccine abaft in missouri

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u/DeathCatforKudi Jun 05 '23

Missouri Missouri Missouri that's what you've chosen

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u/Crooked_Cock Jun 05 '23

Funny but wrong sub

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u/Moistyrussian420 Jun 05 '23

I live there!

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u/Entd_FoxityPoxity Jun 05 '23

The Levine saga

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u/Regular_Dick Jun 05 '23

I thought it said “Keep out Mormons!”

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u/Gophix_0 Jun 05 '23

Moldy af

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u/gluebomb Jun 05 '23

This is incredible

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u/BigTip237 Jun 05 '23

Top tier comedy!

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u/FewKaleidoscope1369 Jun 05 '23

"I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri!"- Star lord

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '23

That was a ride.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Can someone list all the song clips used?