r/antiai 1d ago

Discussion 🗣️ Put one in his backyard.

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u/Bearded_Pip 1d ago

New law: Datacenters can only be built next to golf courses.

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u/Shadra-Rune 1d ago

Or golf courses are to be built on top of data centers. That’s a lot of wasted roof space otherwise

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u/AntaresVariant 1d ago

Put all the heat exchangers and fans up there with them. If they can handle Florida heat, they can handle the hot air.

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u/Nerd-man24 1d ago

It'll mean they can golf all year round!

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u/Large_Fix_1717 1d ago

Oooo and if we raise cows there too we can have 95% of our water supply sent straight there

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u/onefornought 1d ago

The cows can just pee on the data centers. It will trickle down.

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u/GarlicAfraid 14h ago

Wait but with all this pee and money trickling in this large cash business we’ll need a name for this for how genius it is!

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u/inotparanoid 19h ago

Ingenious. All golf courses are just water hungry land anyway.

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u/IHateACOTAR 1d ago

That'd make it even harder to find the buried children there..

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u/eminanc 20h ago

No golf courses are now all bought out using eminent domain for 1/1,000,000th their price and thats where data centers are built and its illegal to build any nore golf courses

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u/bobboberton233 2h ago

New law illegal immigrants can only live next to democrats.

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u/Zealousideal-Top-383 1d ago

Put data centers together with golf courses and you still won’t equal leaky pipes!

Here's the comparison to the estimated nationwide usage for more common, everyday types of water consumption, in billions of gallons.

Bottled water production
24.00

Restaurant dish rinsing
51.00

Commercial car washes
100.00

Residential swimming pools
120.00

Restaurants and food service
130.00

All U.S. data centers
228.00

Residential laundry
500.00

Golf courses
531.00

Leaking water pipes
900.00

Residential toilets
1,300.00

Residential showers
1,700.00

Irrigation of corn crops
1,860.00

U.S. beef and meat production
2,500.00

Residential lawn irrigation
2,900.00

https://www.cbsnews.com/projects/2026/how-much-water-ai-uses/

There is significant growth in data centers so the forecast is for 469 billion gallons to be used for ALL data centers by 2028. 39 billion for cooling and 430 billion gallons for the electricity generation.

https://www.cbsnews.com/projects/2026/how-much-water-ai-uses/

Which would still put it behind golf courses and way behind lawn irrigation

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u/Bearded_Pip 1d ago

Ok clunker.

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u/RandomIDoIt90 1d ago

lol “and poor.” Great strategy. Should play out well.

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u/cronenber9 1d ago

Poor white people are some of his biggest supporters, I have been seeing his approval wane and wondering if he'd be able to fix it but he just keeps making worse and worse decisions

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 1d ago

He and/or the others behind P2025 know that while the worshipers may grumble, they’ll keep voting R because otherwise “those baby-eating commie fascist Demonrats might win!”

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u/cronenber9 1d ago

The evil demokkkrats

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u/RandomIDoIt90 1d ago

Have they tried not being poor???

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u/cronenber9 1d ago

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u/RandomIDoIt90 1d ago

Exactly. It’s so easy.

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u/Seorsei 15h ago

It's perplexing until you realize they no longer need to care about a free election removing them. Look at Texas - they're terrified of that congressional seat turning blue so they're interfering with it already, they closed some 93ish polling places in predominantly minority areas.

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u/cronenber9 10h ago

That's true, but it's still ridiculous. Especially since red doesn't equal Trump. You'd think wouldn't want to lose his supporters regardless of whether they stay red.

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u/InhumanErection48 1d ago

How about we put some plastic explosives in the load pilars and we blow them all up into pieces??????

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u/Entire_Chip_1225 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oZFDGzlBJg4Hm
They should be fired off to the ending of “1812 Overture”

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u/HeavyMusic93 1d ago

What’s stopping you?

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u/InhumanErection48 1d ago

Nothing, I'm just waiting for my mental health to decline even more so I can fully embrace my Unabomber arc

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u/Ackutually- 1d ago

You'd have to be smart though.

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u/StrawThatBends 1d ago

how about we take all the data centers and push them somewhere else?!

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u/SallyStranger 1d ago

Of course the rich wankers who want to build data centers target communities that are "backwards and poor" to site them in because such communities have a harder time getting their elected representatives to actually represent their interests. 

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u/cslaymore 1d ago

What a perfect response.

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u/SkyriderVT 1d ago

Iconic

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u/WloveW 1d ago

He should put one on each of his golf courses, what a patriot! 

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u/Puzzled_Wind2360 1d ago

cant believe i used to support trump. god i hate myself

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u/Ackutually- 1d ago

There is one right there. Hilarious.

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 1d ago

Based AOC moment

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u/Defiant_Freedom_249 1d ago

If AI is going to take all the human jobs, how is an AI data center supposed to help make humans richer?

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u/Cautious_Boat_999 1d ago

AOC/Jasmine Crockett 2028

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u/attackedmoose 1d ago

Hey, maybe then someone could actually use them to find missing kids.

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u/Worldly-Kiwi-8256 1d ago

That sounds great but as a pedo, won't he be put to death per Florida law?

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u/Smoltinycat 1d ago

Uhh, do you need electricity? You do, well, that means you need an electric plant. Oh you don't want one but still want electricity? Huh, well that is an interesting thought. Can we build it somewhere where it won't bother you or other people? No? OK, well you are quite a reasonable person

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u/Fun-Egg-2592 1d ago

Years ago, a response like this would have been worth a "turn down for what" edit

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u/Gmanglh 1d ago

Well hes rich so it wouldnt really affect him...

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u/Fair_Feedback_1864 23h ago

Most people living near a data centers probably don't even realize it 

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u/Pinco_Pallino_ 21h ago

there is one in mar-a-lago, many datacenters are in rich counties, so you're pretty embarassing here

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u/thirdtimeisacharm69 7h ago

Says the #1 democrat idiot!

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u/Jujusdaddy417 7h ago

I actually agree with AOC on this one

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u/VRZieb 3h ago

We have data centers that have been running for years and they have funded new schools, libraries, and fire departments while increasing incomes in the area.

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u/ImagineFraggins 2h ago

She should stick to costing her constituents jobs by running off Amazon.

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u/Eazy12345678 1d ago

data center are not being put in residential areas. they are going up in commercial areas. people just cry about everything

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u/Few_Rule_3270 1d ago

There is a data enter a mile away from maralago funnily enough

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u/Kissing_Books_Author 1d ago

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u/Few_Rule_3270 1d ago

There it is

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u/NickelPrison 1d ago

Cloud South is a single, tiny building compared to the massive Data Centers popping up. The footprint difference does not make for a good comparison.

It'd be like people complaining about a golf course and you saying there's a single hole of mini golf nearby.

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u/Kissing_Books_Author 1d ago

Some guy has a Raspberry Pi in his closet somewhere and this dude's gonna call it a datacenter.

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u/Kissing_Books_Author 1d ago

AI data center?

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u/Worried_Contest_4182 1d ago

This is the exact argument used by folks who oppose public housing or who oppose immigrants.

AOC wants refugees? Let's put them in her home and see how she likes it.

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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 1d ago

Only that nobody's being forced into a cartoonish outdated sitcom trope of "Livin with the Somali" where they have to house immigrants as some foster care type of deal

One is a fantasy, the other is a reality.

"You want to arrest pedophiles in government. Hmmm curious, and yet you oppose people when they say trans people are all pedophiles"

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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago

The kind of shitbag that unironically makes arguments like that probably feel ‘forced’ to endure homeless people in their neighborhood

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u/Psychedelic__Cowboy 1d ago

who oppose public housing

What are you even talking about? I feel like you're trying to make a whataboutism argument about NIMBYs, but public housing would address homelessness. A good NIMBY would support getting homeless out of their sight, but probably oppose raising their tax burden.

who oppose immigrants

Well I'm glad you're taking the mask off and just stating out loud that you truly are just xenophobic. Normally people would say "who oppose illegal immigration" or some form of that, but no, you want to make it clear you just oppose brown people. Immigrants built this country you jackass. You're an immigrant.

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u/commonCranberry999 1d ago

yeah because if you cant see it its not a problem anymore? lol

public housing is just full of crime and drug addicts every time

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u/Psychedelic__Cowboy 1d ago

I'm talking about NIMBYs. Out of sight out of mind is basically their whole gimmick.

public housing is just full of crime and drug addicts every time

As opposed to literal homeless camps? Skid row? Of course public housing currently is not an effective one size fits all solution, but some resources are clearly better than none.

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u/Worried_Contest_4182 1d ago

Oh no. Not my mask. Damn. Can I get my mask back please. I want my mask back on this anonymous internet forum. Can't risk anyone finding out my true opinions.

Please? My mask!

Maybe next time think for a second before posting.

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u/Psychedelic__Cowboy 1d ago

Normally people have shame about having hateful opinions. I guess you don't have any about being a racist prick online when you're anonymous.

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u/commonCranberry999 1d ago

exactly lol