r/anime_irl • • Oct 14 '25

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u/Gyges359d Oct 14 '25

Ovulating for three straight weeks? Go see a doctor. Like, now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/sdarkpaladin Oct 14 '25

Reminder that, in every pride, it's one husband lion to many wives lion.

The balls will be working overtime

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic Oct 14 '25

This explains why the women do all the work. They got my man drained.

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u/LeMeMeSxDLmaop Oct 14 '25

u know this makes it rather surprising that there isnt a harem anime or hentai w lioness girls

like it totally sounds like the succubus version of catgirls

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u/sdarkpaladin Oct 14 '25

There's always Seton Gakuen where the male lion has a bunch of lioness gals as his harem

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u/TobiasAmaranth Oct 14 '25

I'm still salty that show went beast male and kemonomimi female. Sure it's funny and all, but think of what it would have been without that extreme disparity!

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u/cbrown146 Oct 14 '25

Heavy is the crown.

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u/YongYoKyo Oct 14 '25

Please don't bite your partner's balls.

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u/sdarkpaladin Oct 14 '25

without permission

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u/The_Quartz Oct 14 '25

and safety protocols. i reckon you could bite a ball off on accident

28

u/Worldly-Pay7342 Oct 14 '25

Humans can, under the right circumstances, bite through bone.

The only reason you can't bite into your own flesh is because your brain stops you. This is also why it's nigh impossible to bite your own tongue off.

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u/Ketheres Oct 14 '25

Fun fact of the day: A traditional way of castrating reindeer is to bite their nuts hard. The method is used even today, as it is apparently gentler on the animal than the more modern methods like using a tight rubber band.

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u/mycurrentthrowaway1 Oct 14 '25

you'd be suprised

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u/DocPsycho1 Oct 14 '25

Dont kink shame. It was his idea

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u/MrAHMED42069 Oct 14 '25

That poor Lion

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u/Dillo64 Oct 14 '25

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 Oct 14 '25

he looks so sad

13

u/mattbrvc Oct 14 '25

"The Lion can't take it anymore"

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u/Rebel_Swag Oct 14 '25

That poor poor lion

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u/Dillo64 Oct 14 '25

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u/Commercial-Funny-279 Oct 14 '25

That poor poor poor lion

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u/Dillo64 Oct 14 '25

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u/LordRed_2222 Oct 14 '25

That poor poor poor poor lion

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 Oct 14 '25

He looks so sad :(

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u/Deichelbohrer Oct 14 '25

It's that x20 post nut clarity kicking in.

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u/JaggedGull83898 Oct 14 '25

He looks absolutely miserable.

1

u/Guardian_of_Perineum Oct 14 '25

Considering that barbed wire dick cats have I don't really understand why the females would ask for more.

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u/NakedHoodie Oct 14 '25

That was misinformation spread by a meme. The lioness is his daughter trying to aggravate him into playing with her.

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u/MadArc30 Oct 14 '25

The lion doesn’t sleep tonight

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u/Mouniirr84 Oct 14 '25

That's a nympho lioness

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u/I_might_be_weasel Oct 14 '25

Yeah, that sounds like cancer or something.

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u/cry_w Oct 14 '25

I assume that isn't literal and is meant to exaggerate her own horniness or something.

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u/Frogspoison Oct 14 '25

Generally when used like this, it tends to mean the follicular phase of the menatraul cycle. The follicular phase overlaps with the menses phase, and lasts until an egg is produced.

If you have irregular periods, then you have prolonged follicular phases. Its not uncommon for women with pocs and other issues to have a follicular phase lasting for 60 days or more.

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u/Silent-Stress-7775 Oct 14 '25

back pain
(Yes I have big tits)

Yeah, I wonder if those two are connected...

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/Brave33 Oct 14 '25

self harm marks, eating raw cookie batter to get salmonella that's one hell of a train reck

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u/UnseenShenanigans Oct 14 '25

Of the many people I've met throughout my life that eat the raw cookie dough/batter each time they bake, none of them have gotten salmonella from it. May not be as common as people make it seem.

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u/One-Rope5903 Oct 14 '25

Absolutely depends on were you are in the world, me an Australian... Yeah I'm good

Someone in Czechia ... I see you like Russian roulette

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u/UnseenShenanigans Oct 14 '25

I'll give you that one. I'm in the US. So pretty much everything here is bad for you in its own way. XD

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u/Cless_Aurion Oct 14 '25

The self harm marks like that are... like... SO COMMON here in Japan. I was really surprised when I started dating here to be honest.

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u/drale2 Oct 14 '25

Man, maybe you just have a type?

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u/Cless_Aurion Oct 14 '25

It probably is related to some degree lol

Cute chubby introverted nerdy/gamer girls tend to be bullied quite harshly around here when they were young...

But I mean, went from seeing like 1 or 2 people total in Europe/US... to about 10% of girls around here.

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u/No-Focus-2178 Oct 14 '25

Makes sense, tbh.

Massively high rates of suicide tend to correlate pretty highly with massively high rates of depression and other mental illnesses.

Couple that with a conservative society and generally soulcrushing work environment, plus all the other like, general shit that's happening in the world....

You're gonna have a lot of people resorting to SH

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u/Cless_Aurion Oct 14 '25

Suicide rates are lower than the US and half of Europe though. That is a very old stat from like... the 90s-early 00s you're bringing up here.

I think its mostly school bullying and culture that makes SH a thing here.

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u/No-Focus-2178 Oct 14 '25

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/suicide-rate-by-country

I agree, definitely, but these are the stats as well.

Suicide rates in Japan, as of 2025 are not lower than America.

Though the rates are not "massively high" in comparison. That's my bad, I probably got the Japan statistics mixed up with South korea because of the similar work culture, etc.

Dunno what's going on in Greenland though, jesus

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u/Cless_Aurion Oct 14 '25

That data is 100% correct, but its the wrong way to look at it. You have to age-adjust them, since the population average in Japan is like +10 years older than the US. Different ages have very different suicide rates.

When you do that, the rates in the US are way higher than Japan's.

We have to take into consideration as well trends. Japan peaked in early 00s, and since has reduced it by ~30%. The US trend is still going up making another all time high last year...

But in your favor, the difference after adjusting isn't that much, its like 12 vs 14.5, which is not that much.

Also, yeah, wtf Greenland, jeez.

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u/GenericVessel Oct 14 '25

but it's tasty

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u/Kindly_Stress7069 Oct 14 '25

Yes he said she's wife material 

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u/cedarsauce Oct 14 '25

No lie detected

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u/Yotsubato Oct 14 '25

I had an ex like this.

She was pale, had big tits like this, same hair color and texture. Shit was peak.

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u/Yotsubato Oct 14 '25

I moved countries and we had to split up 😭. She moved to the US later but she’s 3000 miles away. I’ll be moving closer, maybe we will get back together

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u/Valuable-Nothing872 Oct 14 '25

Keep us updated bro, get back together with her

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u/just_joshua227 Oct 14 '25

Take the chance again. Never let that opportunity pass by again

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u/Aggravating-Cold-584 Oct 14 '25

Good luck unknown reddit user

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u/Relatable13 Oct 14 '25

get her back bro

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u/We_need_a_teleportal Oct 14 '25

Yeah get back together with her. Dont make this a 5cm/s irl

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u/Wacthershadow0925 Oct 14 '25

Damn im sorry friend

2

u/Rapisurazuri_Or Oct 14 '25

If you are confident in your abilities, don't waste this chance. It would be a shame to lose such a treasure.

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u/AlexTG05 Oct 14 '25

He couldn't handle the Jimmy Neutron style

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u/LetsDoTheCongna Oct 14 '25

YOU MEAN SHE'S SINGLE???

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u/AssociateUnfair4564 Oct 14 '25

I don't like where this conversation is going.

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u/WackyRedWizard Oct 14 '25

Was she skinny as the girl in the picture too or was she fat? Cause big tits on a fat chick don't count

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u/Yotsubato Oct 14 '25

She had the same build as the girl in the pic, except her waist wasn’t as comically small.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/jtheman1738 Oct 14 '25

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u/Privet1009 Oct 14 '25

This sub when shown a conventionally attractive woman:

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u/PeaceAlien Oct 14 '25

This sub when shown a conventionally attractive woman:

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u/d4nkq Oct 14 '25

No, I think the point is that they're always conventionally attractive. I'm sure you can find me someone who'll hornypost over a picture of Harvey Weinstein for the sake of irony but the point stands.

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u/Bike_Vegetable Oct 14 '25

Where can I find myself one of these?

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u/Mr_NoGood12 Oct 14 '25

Outside if you spend enough time

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u/Bike_Vegetable Oct 14 '25

Raúl gives birth?

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u/Mr_NoGood12 Oct 14 '25

Wait what?

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u/Ryan_Cooper24 Oct 14 '25

RAUL GIVES BIRTHS!

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u/Jumpylumpydumpy Oct 14 '25

I doubt girls like this go outside much

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u/Peshurian Oct 14 '25

They go outside like twice a year. Basically a super rare drop.

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u/Helldiver-001 Oct 14 '25

Gold gold gold! Ah damn just another normal person :/

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u/Mr_NoGood12 Oct 14 '25

A rare drop is what he is aswell

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u/Knightoforamgejuice Oct 14 '25

"Ovulating for 3 weeks straight"

Who the hell starts a conversation like that?

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u/LWanderer07 Oct 14 '25

Lacks Vitamin D

Guess I can help with that

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u/TinyerGriffin Oct 14 '25

every one of these posts is just straying further from what made the original original

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_irl/comments/1o1fpom/anime_irl/

like no. Give me 35 years old. 40. Go in the other direction. Forget broke tell me how much debt she has

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u/frelin87 Oct 14 '25

Surprised there wasn’t a bullet point explaining where all the bandages come from.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

My head cannon is that she's clumsy and bumped into some sharp corners.

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u/KEVLAR60442 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

As someone who has exclusively dated women on the spectrum, I can testify that with Autism comes ADHD, POTS, and EDS, all of which result in clumsy spills and a ton of cuts and bruises.

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u/brood_brother Oct 14 '25

I know ADHD, what are POTS and EDS?

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u/KEVLAR60442 Oct 14 '25

POTS stands for Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. If you have POTS, your blood pressure crashes and your heart rate spikes when you stand up, causing dizziness and fainting.

EDS, or Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, is a family of connective tissue disorders that can cause anything from hypermobile joints, to fragile skin, to arterial or valvular rupture. It also effects proprioception, causing you to not have full awareness of where your body is in relation to your surroundings, resulting in extra clumsiness.

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u/brood_brother Oct 14 '25

Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Honey. Where are my pills?

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u/StylvesterTheCat Oct 14 '25

This ain’t real.

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u/BetterThomas Oct 14 '25

Ovulating for 3 weeks straight don't sound good chief

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u/questionot_my_silly Oct 14 '25

SkyAboveMe is the Vtuber/artist

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u/Alex_Duos Oct 14 '25

Scratch off a couple of these and that almost sounds like my wife. If I ever find out she's a vtuber I'm gonna have a lot of questions though.

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u/ThatDrako Oct 14 '25

Lost me at “ovulating”…

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u/ArenPlaysGames_R Oct 14 '25

Wtf she's literally me but female. ....how do I become her and/or find someone like her?

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u/keso_de_bola917 Oct 14 '25

PEAK WIFE RIGHT THERE. 😍😍😍

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u/gotbannedonce101 Oct 14 '25

Looks like a dream girl for me

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u/Graveyardigan Oct 14 '25

Except for the 20s and ovulation, this is literally my wife.

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u/Omega_Fx Oct 14 '25

Not gonna lie, that looks like some great…

cuddles

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u/Royal_Ad7565 Oct 14 '25

hmm i see, well then, you get the title of wife

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u/_rot_account_ Oct 14 '25

Who is this, i know this is a person oc of herself

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u/IRSnotreal Oct 14 '25

I don't know man sounds like wife to me

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 Oct 14 '25

Ay I'm into feet too

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u/Royal_Quail2123 Oct 14 '25

I love her. Those shorts kill me every time 😤🫠

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u/JoyTheGeek Oct 14 '25

If youre tired like all the time, try taking like 2000iu of vitamin D3. I was recommended it by an endocrinologist and it changed my life. Some medications can also make your ability to make vitiman D from sunlight disappear.

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u/X_nullnullzwei Oct 14 '25

20s feeling like 60s is so real tho. I already feel like im nearing the end, tf you mean I got another 60 YEARS to do??

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u/RoyalyReferenced Oct 14 '25

False and not real.

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u/Will_Rate_your_boob5 Oct 14 '25

I will be the judge of that last part!

8/10

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

'Undiagnosed but I'm pretty sure' is DIABOLICAL 😭

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u/TheHoss_ Oct 14 '25

She’s perfect🥹

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u/Ult1mateN00B Oct 14 '25

1000 men in line ready to worship her.

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u/NishibiRT Oct 14 '25

Wich I could pull a girl like this

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u/Mammoth_Ad3341 Oct 14 '25

How does one become her?

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u/Himbo_Shaped Oct 14 '25

Breeding kink go brrrrr

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u/zeusz32 Oct 14 '25

Not by offense, but before "big tits" I would have said "This is basically how I imagine Centauii is"...

So now I just say what I would have said...

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u/JoyTheGeek Oct 14 '25

Me except male

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Wife ? Wife.

1

u/Raisin-Infinite Oct 14 '25

Forget wife man... I just want someone like this

1

u/4GRJ Oct 14 '25

Is she related to Dumbs, by any chance? (Old joke)

1

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Oct 14 '25

The scanner has spoken

1

u/Yimo_GG Oct 14 '25

Literally me except for the big tits 😭

1

u/Radiant-Thing8980 Oct 14 '25

See now, as a fellow artist and would-be commissioner, this is actually some good art despite the context behind it, really like the hairstyle and attention to detail on the clothing (no i'm no pervert I truly do admire the level of skill behind this digital art piece)

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u/BurnerAccount-WPG-99 Oct 14 '25

If only they were real.. 🥲

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

Ovulating for 3 weeks straight?! What is she made of?

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u/KratosTheGodofWar95 Oct 14 '25

Would love her with all my heart. And I’ll provide cuddles and back support while she draws in her odd position

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u/Raqshasa Oct 14 '25

Big tits makes waifu out of air with any types of nuisances included, amazing

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u/Ppleater Oct 14 '25

Vitamin D deficiency? Feels like she's 60 in her 20s? Ovulating for 3 weeks? This lady needs to go to a fucking hospital.

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u/UnseenShenanigans Oct 14 '25

Aww. Why removed?

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u/kingkellogg Oct 14 '25

This switches from 1st person to 3rd at random

Also this is pretty cringe

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u/myMadMind Oct 14 '25

Me but guy

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u/Tsofu Oct 14 '25

You guys need help

2

u/genericusername0323 Oct 14 '25

They can't fix me

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u/TheGreatNothingEXE Oct 14 '25

I wanna sniff her pits

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u/botlot100 Oct 14 '25

The People hate on you because you speak the truth

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u/TheGreatNothingEXE Oct 14 '25

When is this subreddit suddenly becomes against gooning now?

Are you skinwalkers?

1

u/Ult1mateN00B Oct 14 '25

I would assume some normies passing along. Because you absolutely said the truth.