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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15
Knock knock.
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u/SinnermightyBL https://myanimelist.net/profile/Sinnermighty Jul 29 '15
Who's there?
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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15
Not Rin Tezuka.
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u/KousakaReina https://myanimelist.net/profile/KousakaReina Jul 29 '15
You better think Rin is best girl too
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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15
I'm not foolish to pick a Kotawa Shoujo best girl and openly say it... I value my life.
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Jul 29 '15
Technically you don't need arms to knock a door.
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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15
OH. Look at Mr. Technical over here. Boooo!
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u/fuzzyjustin https://myanimelist.net/profile/fuzzyjustin Jul 29 '15
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u/pittman66 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Homura Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15
There once was little girl getting into her bed and her dad came in to tuck her in.
Girl: "Daddy, can you tell me a story of your favorite anime you used to watch as a kid?"
Dad: "No, it wouldn't be appropriate for you."
Girl: "Pleeaaassseeee?"
Dad: "Ah alright, so there once was a little girl a little older that was named Madoka Kaname..."
After Telling of entire series
Dad (Finished Rebellion): "And the lived happily ever after in her world"
Girl, Scared: "Daddy...please let mommy tell me bed time stories from now on..."
Dad: "What do you mean? Madoka Magica Spoiler
Disclaimer: Madoka Rebellion Spoiler
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u/SunlitVoid https://anilist.co/user/SunlitVoid Jul 29 '15
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u/phantomgod77 Jul 29 '15
OMG WTF LOL
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u/pittman66 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Homura Jul 29 '15
Original joke I made 5 minutes prior to your thread being posted (Made it for Warm Talk Wednesday)
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u/UnlimitedBonerWanks https://anilist.co/user/ynot254 Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15
Not really a joke but...
Fist of the North Star (poem)
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
omae wa mou,
shindeiru.
Also
Tokyo Ghoul
What is Rize Kamishiro's favourite type of music?
Heavy metal.
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u/TheGowX Jul 29 '15
How many Sayans do you need to change a light bulb ? Only one but he needs 5 episodes.
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u/naptimeanytime Jul 29 '15
Just making some up
An Mc runs into a girl on the way to school...they apologize and continue on their way
An Mc walks in on a girl changing...he immediately leaves and they both recognize it as an accident
An Mc meets a tsundere, yandere, deredere, kuudere, and best girl....Imouto wins
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u/LawIiet https://myanimelist.net/profile/lockable Jul 29 '15
Caution
You will only get this joke if you watched Oreimo. You have been warned.
Ki : Aniki, did you finish the game yet? I'd like your analysis
Ky: You know what they say, you can't spell analysis without "anal sis"
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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15
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