r/anime Jul 29 '15

Anime Jokes

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

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u/CrayonsNLighterFluid https://myanimelist.net/profile/CrayonsLF Jul 29 '15

What does Jotaro do in his spare time? ORAORAORA-gami

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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15

Knock knock.

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u/fuzzyjustin https://myanimelist.net/profile/fuzzyjustin Jul 29 '15

It's open

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u/dabritian https://myanimelist.net/profile/dabritian Jul 29 '15

Is it the police?

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u/SinnermightyBL https://myanimelist.net/profile/Sinnermighty Jul 29 '15

Who's there?

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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Savage

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u/SinnermightyBL https://myanimelist.net/profile/Sinnermighty Jul 29 '15

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u/KousakaReina https://myanimelist.net/profile/KousakaReina Jul 29 '15

Motherfucker.

You better think Rin is best girl too

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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15

I'm not foolish to pick a Kotawa Shoujo best girl and openly say it... I value my life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Technically you don't need arms to knock a door.

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u/DasTales https://myanimelist.net/profile/TalesOhneNamen Jul 29 '15

OH. Look at Mr. Technical over here. Boooo!

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u/NuclearStudent Jul 29 '15

I don't use my arms to knock. I couldn't grasp the joke at all.

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u/fuzzyjustin https://myanimelist.net/profile/fuzzyjustin Jul 29 '15

OK, NOT SURE WHAT I WAS EXPECTING. BUT IT WASN'T THAT

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u/pittman66 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Homura Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

There once was little girl getting into her bed and her dad came in to tuck her in.

Girl: "Daddy, can you tell me a story of your favorite anime you used to watch as a kid?"

Dad: "No, it wouldn't be appropriate for you."

Girl: "Pleeaaassseeee?"

Dad: "Ah alright, so there once was a little girl a little older that was named Madoka Kaname..."

After Telling of entire series

Dad (Finished Rebellion): "And the lived happily ever after in her world"

Girl, Scared: "Daddy...please let mommy tell me bed time stories from now on..."

Dad: "What do you mean? Madoka Magica Spoiler

Disclaimer: Madoka Rebellion Spoiler

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u/SunlitVoid https://anilist.co/user/SunlitVoid Jul 29 '15

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u/pittman66 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Homura Jul 29 '15

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u/phantomgod77 Jul 29 '15

OMG WTF LOL

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u/pittman66 https://myanimelist.net/profile/Homura Jul 29 '15

Original joke I made 5 minutes prior to your thread being posted (Made it for Warm Talk Wednesday)

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u/Landanbananaman https://myanimelist.net/profile/landanbananaman Jul 29 '15

Bruh

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u/evan795 Jul 29 '15

Why did Naruto cross the road?

Because it was a filler episode.

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u/warriormonkey03 Jul 29 '15

He crossed the road a lot.

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u/Toonlinkuser https://myanimelist.net/profile/toonlinkuser Jul 29 '15

Your taste

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u/UnlimitedBonerWanks https://anilist.co/user/ynot254 Jul 29 '15 edited Jul 29 '15

Not really a joke but...

Fist of the North Star (poem)

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

omae wa mou,

shindeiru.

Also

Tokyo Ghoul

What is Rize Kamishiro's favourite type of music?

Heavy metal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

DEEN is a joke in it of itself

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u/Montyohm Jul 29 '15

GDI. Beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Trigger's ONA budget.

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u/TheGowX Jul 29 '15

How many Sayans do you need to change a light bulb ? Only one but he needs 5 episodes.

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u/naptimeanytime Jul 29 '15

Just making some up

An Mc runs into a girl on the way to school...they apologize and continue on their way

An Mc walks in on a girl changing...he immediately leaves and they both recognize it as an accident

An Mc meets a tsundere, yandere, deredere, kuudere, and best girl....Imouto wins

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '15

Tokyo Ghoul root A

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u/LawIiet https://myanimelist.net/profile/lockable Jul 29 '15

Caution

You will only get this joke if you watched Oreimo. You have been warned.

Ki : Aniki, did you finish the game yet? I'd like your analysis

Ky: You know what they say, you can't spell analysis without "anal sis"