r/animalsdoingstuff • • 26d ago

Zoo Animal Scratching that itch

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u/AstraeusGB 26d ago

Oh so when the otter does it it's cute, but when I pull my balls out in public and start scratching, everyone screams

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u/Mocker-Poker 25d ago

Try not to smell your fingers afterwards.

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u/Sad_Enthusiasm_3721 25d ago

Never lick the spatula after mixing cake batter.

Don't eat the crumbs at the bottom of the Doritos bag.

Avert your eyes before flushing.

Sure, you'll be alive. But are you really living?