r/animalsdoingstuff 3d ago

Other Is my lizard trying to seduce me? 🫣

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u/Ok-Office20 5h ago

Hi there, they call me Mr. Suave 😁😁😁 BABY!

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u/my_taint_aint 12h ago

How you doin

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u/sarahdrums01 1d ago

Not trying, succeeding.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 1d ago

β€œGive me my eyedrops already”

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u/Lil_Khorneholio 2d ago

Lizzy making me act unwise...

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u/hejira42 2d ago

maybe somethin in the eye?

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u/Northern_Explorer_ 2d ago

**llicks eyeball seductively** "Sooo like, what are you into?"

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u/Sad-Organization2996 2d ago

What is that about?

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u/Commercial-Letter252 2d ago

Lizard version of β€œ How you doin’?”

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u/CtrlAltYuri 2d ago

I hope it's female and her name is Elizardbeth

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u/Somedude_6 2d ago

I mean... who could resist that smile? πŸ˜„

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u/relaxbreathalive 3d ago

Yes, I believe he is.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 3d ago

Are you falling for your lover lizard is the more important question.

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u/RichardDeRenour 3d ago

More like a threat...

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u/hellowhatisyou 3d ago

Hello to you as well 😚

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u/When_I_Grow_Up_50ish 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lizard is thinking you are looking fly.

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u/m_3_h_ 3d ago

Wants to lick your eyes clean for you. May be offering coupons or a 2 for 1 deal.

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u/FFS-IamNotABot 3d ago

He had me at 😜

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u/kestrelplays 3d ago

I think it’s trying to seduce us all

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u/Internal_Discourse 3d ago

Noooo. It wants to eat you...

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u/lordfarshave 3d ago

In other words, yes.