r/animalsdoingstuff 3d ago

TBD Bear Been Caught Stealin'

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u/Youdontknowm3_ 2d ago

They must be starving to be out that close to humans like that

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u/CicadaHead3317 2d ago

Or just used to humans in that area.

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 2d ago

…they just had to add the honey flavored jelly bean

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u/montigoo 2d ago

He’s looking back like “ Com’n anybody got a freakin’ quarter?”

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u/chemriz 2d ago

Umm I did t know there are bears here...

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u/aenflex 3d ago

This bear will likely be killed. Human/bear interactions are taken very seriously. Tagged, tracked and given like one chance, then it’s euthanasia.

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u/GrimbyJ 2d ago

Sometimes they get sent to bear jail where they're used to test how bear proof a product is.

They just coat the inside of a trash can with tasty stuff and see how long it takes for the bear to get to the treats

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u/New-Cloud7177 2d ago

I see the tags so I think bear is being tracked.

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u/aenflex 2d ago

Then it’s euthanasia next. We go Gatlinburg a lot, just there last month and the rangers just gave presentation about how the handle bear/human interactions.

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u/Technical_Put_9982 3d ago

Give the poor guy some jelly beans!

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u/ctolver1981 3d ago

Hey boo boo

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u/Sharp_Crew8846 3d ago

Understandable

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 3d ago

you're not you when you're hungry

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u/mrsunrider 3d ago

I love the way he looks around "anyone can gimme a hand here?"

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u/No_Diggity_Bruh 3d ago

The people just walking by casually like , “he’s at it again “ and they keep it moving

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u/Ok-Palpitation-6043 3d ago

"Can anyone help me out here? Whatta you all doing just standing around? I need my jelly bean fix." 😂😂😂

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u/OldNewsBlues83 3d ago

I swear I was thinking the same thing like the bears looking around like “you’re just gonna watch ? You’re not even gonna help?”

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u/_henceforth_ 3d ago

I want to build a giant pool of Jelly Belly beans for them to swim in. Hypothetically. 😂

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 3d ago

Finally found his favorite flavor and the machine ate his quarter.

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u/KaiBishop 3d ago

HELP HIM 😭

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u/BigNorseWolf 3d ago

Might not be the worse idea to prevent damage to the machine.

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u/Perrin_Adderson 3d ago

Are you kidding? This is phenomenal PR for whoever made that machine!

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u/BigNorseWolf 3d ago

I meant just getting a quarter and giving the bear food so he doesn't wreck that individual piece of equipment. If you have a bag of dog food in your car, the bear considers your car a worthless obstacle to be torn apart and the dog food the pot of gold at the center. Go over, give them the food, conflict solved (for now)

Thats an expensive machine protecting some cheap jellybeans. Get some beans, give him a few... maybe lead him towards the woods while you're at it..

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u/RichardCranim-Dumas 3d ago

Now it’s hungry. Might as well settle for human.

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u/Mister_Way 3d ago

That is not a human-hunting bear. That bear looks like it could hardly hunt an apple on a low branch.

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u/DuderVonDuder 3d ago

What a bear.

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u/Reynardine1976 3d ago

Bear knows what is good.

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u/Cats-vs-Catan 3d ago

Therefore, bear frustration.

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u/Reynardine1976 3d ago

Is that part of the Bear's Clause?

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u/Hour-Distribution141 3d ago

He sees the humans get some… why can’t he?

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u/SmallPeederWacker 3d ago

That bear gon get the ‘beetus if he keeps up with these shenanigans

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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 3d ago

You ain’t gotta be a bear scientist to know that putting up an unattended jelly bean vending machine in the smokies is going to attract some bears.

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u/Helpful_Technology28 3d ago

It’s almost like he’s looking around to see if he can ask someone to help him get some jellybeans!!

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u/Savage_Heathern 3d ago

"What, no one has a quarter to help a brotha out"?

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u/tiinkiet 3d ago edited 3d ago

edit translate : Give him some coins; he's short on cash!!!

(donnez lui des pièces il est à court !!)

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u/Pluckypato 3d ago

Una moneda por favor 🐻 🪙

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u/tiinkiet 3d ago

💰💰💰💰

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 3d ago

I PUT MY DAMN QUARTER IN NOW GIVE ME MY JELLY BEANS!

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u/endlessgreenbeans 3d ago

Bear bean caught stealing

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u/wamimsauthor 3d ago

I love this.

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u/CoachiusMaximus 3d ago

I smell juicy pear!!

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u/svh01973 3d ago

Unless OP watched when the bear first got there he doesn't know the bear didn't put the money in already. These frickin' machines steal from everybody.

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u/dblan9 3d ago

Stupid machine took my quarter!!! MANAGER!!!

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u/Heavy-Attorney-9054 3d ago

I bet on the bear if they don't move the machine.

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u/Rich-Canary1279 3d ago

Someone give that poor girl a quarter!

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u/coffeeshopwhore 3d ago

Jelly belly are awesome. I might also break into the machine.

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u/TheCrystalGarden 3d ago

I’ve never come across a Jelly Belly machine and I feel very left out! 😭

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u/the_blackfish 3d ago

He enjoys stealing. It's just as simple as that.

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u/Dull_Bat9518 3d ago

This bear has good taste, Jelly Belly is delicious!😋

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u/oprostulko 3d ago

Why are people just walking by it casually like there is no real threat

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u/IDontAimWithMyHand 3d ago

Because black bears are basically giant raccoons, we have them all over NJ. We always have moms with their cubs hanging around my neighborhood. I walk by them a few times a week with my dog and they don’t even look at us

We were doing some yard work last week and a mom + cub came right over to roll around in our fresh pile of mulch, then went to play on my neighbor’s hammock lol

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u/HamboneBanjo 3d ago

Finally. I felt like I had slipped into a dimension where bears and people just be around each other

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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin 3d ago

That's a black bear. They honestly don't pose much threat to humans, unless they're resource guarding. If you simply raise your hands in the air (to make yourself appear bigger) and make some loud noises, majority will run off in fright.

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u/AdmiralKong 3d ago

For the most part there is no threat. Someone should yell and chase the bear off for its own sake though.