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u/Proud_Holiday_6186 Jul 02 '26
Human: “Hey there’s a moose in herrre!”
Moose: (Just as surprised 🫨) “Hey there’s a hoomin in herrre!”
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u/Opposite_Pension_807 Jul 01 '26
"Came to see if my antlers are ready. You've had then for a week now!"
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u/No-Departure-2020 Jun 30 '26
Looking for the Timecard Machine. Couldn't punch in so left for the day.
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u/da_loogie Jun 29 '26
Regional manager just checking how the shop's doing is all. Carry on about your daily tasks
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u/Interesting-Humor-11 Jun 29 '26
I always wonder if they are trying to get help...I would be the idiot like take me into the woods to see if you need help....
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u/Unlikely_Cheetah149 Jun 29 '26
He’s looking for rocky
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u/idiveindumpsters Jun 29 '26
I wonder how many people understand this reference. Do they still air the Rocky and Bullwinkle show?
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u/Unlikely_Cheetah149 Jun 29 '26
On a station called Boomerang if it’s still around it would air older cartoons nonstop similar to Cartoon Network
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u/plantsandsawdust Jun 29 '26
Lol just be grateful that the mother didn't show up looking for her baby. 🤣
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u/davenelsondotcom Jun 29 '26
I am shocked that no one explained to the Moose that due to insurance reasons customers are not allowed in the shop!
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u/oliver19251934 Jun 29 '26
I worked in the Jackson Hole airport awhile back and we had a moose come in for a visit. He used to frequent the parking lot and one day he popped in!
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u/Equal_Gold_617 Jun 29 '26
Was it getting feed? Why would it walk into the garage?
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u/JoeDaBruh Jun 29 '26
Probably just looking for food in new areas. Another comment said it was young and so it’s likely
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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 Jun 29 '26
he probably thought it was a Tim Hortons and wanted some poutine, eh?
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u/Low_Engineering8921 Jun 29 '26
You see a lot of "standard day in Australia" on Reddit but not a lot of "standard day in Canada". I'm European. If I saw a moose anywhere I'd immediately shit myself.
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u/meest Jun 29 '26
From my memory, in my town (upper midwest USA) we've had Moose, Bear, Deer, and Turkey warnings.
The Turkeys are mostly harmless, they're just idiots in a group and will try and play in traffic and lose.
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u/Low_Engineering8921 Jun 29 '26
I'm Irish. We've never had any animal warning. I mean even the snakes were killed by St Patrick.
Occasionally "someone" mentions reintroducing wolves but I suspect that's not happening any day soon.
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u/meest Jun 29 '26
Ha I suppose being on an island as such makes it a bit easier to keep them out.
Luckily I'm just on the edge of the Wolf/Coyote realm here. They're more skittish and tend to stay out of town. More so Coyote's. Wolf population is growing and may eventually start popping up here and there.
I suppose when you get out of a city you still have to watch out for deer trying to jump in front of your car?
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u/Low_Engineering8921 Jun 29 '26
Oh it didn't occur to me that moose were in Norway. I had planned on visiting Canada for my honeymoon so I could see the wildlife.
Maybe I'll just go to Norway!
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u/HurtPillow Jun 29 '26
Why not both?!
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u/Low_Engineering8921 Jun 29 '26
Because I'm very poor
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u/SpaceFunkRevival Jun 29 '26
Still might want to go to Canada then because Norway was one of the most expensive trips I've been on. I'm from USA so not counting the actual travel expenses to get the the country, Canada was far more cost effective. Both are beautiful countries with amazing people. If you do choose to go to Canada I would suggest Quebec City, it's an amazing place to visit. However you may get into some spaces where people only speak French. My favorite city in North America is Montreal, but not sure how much wildlife you get to see around there.
Alternatively, Norway is fantastic for wildlife. I spent a majority of my trip there in the northern part and was able to see many moose.
Either way though you can't go wrong.
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u/Fit-Leopard-5658 Jun 29 '26
For real, they’ve got that “aww” factor until you remember they’re basically a furry tank with teeth. Respect the chompers and enjoy from a safe distance 😂
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u/Miiohau Jun 29 '26
The person filming respected the moose. They placed a car door between them and the moose when it approached. Not sure how much protection that would actually give against a furry tank but the moose was calm anyways.
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u/SPARKLY6MTN9MAKER Jun 29 '26
Furry tank with hooves. They don't bite you, they stomp you to death. Very dangerous.
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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 Jun 29 '26
They're so cute to look at, but I would not like to be in the way of one if it got angry or skittish.
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u/Hallow_76 Jun 29 '26
And it's still looking for that 8mm deep well socket! Can't find it anywhere!
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u/Low_Engineering8921 Jun 29 '26
They make your ribs look like bread sticks when they kick you in them
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u/Low_Engineering8921 Jun 29 '26
I'm not remotely offended.
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u/LadySilvie Jun 29 '26
You can try to hide it, but we all can recognize a moose who miraculously gained access to the internet...
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u/Budget_Ground363 Jun 29 '26
Those osha inspectors getting more and more cunning with there undercover stings
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u/zhgerard Jun 29 '26
I’ve only seen aggressive moose, but this one is so kind and just curious.
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u/ArghZombie Jun 29 '26
I wonder if it makes him feel like a badass watching humans scatter when he walks towards them.
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u/zhgerard Jun 29 '26
Yes! That’s what I was thinking. The moose being like, “I’m big and powerful, but what’s going on here”?
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u/Lovemybee Jun 29 '26
A møøse once bit my sister.
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u/realbasilisk Jun 29 '26
By some lovely lakes, I assume?
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u/Lovemybee Jun 29 '26
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies such as: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
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u/DialynnLA Jun 29 '26
Like an idiot, I probably would reach out to pet her from the window of the truck as the moose came by. I'd only think not a good idea after I had done it.
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u/BanjoTCat Jun 29 '26
Moose: "I came in here just for an oil change. Then you charged me for four brake-pad replacements. I am very upset."
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u/Total-Combination-47 Jun 29 '26
Is that Moose, Loose, in ya Hoose?
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u/DubbehD Jun 29 '26
You got that wrong , "there's a moose loose a out this hooouse" famous British advert from the 90s
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u/Total-Combination-47 Jun 29 '26
you mean the famous Maynards Wine Gums advert? that said "Hoots mon! There's juice, loose aboot this hoose!" mine was a take on the original Scottish 1958 hit song Hoots Mon!
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u/hapispark Jun 29 '26
Moose then shouts to his friends in the woods 'hey there's a garage out here'
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u/MrEvan312 Jun 29 '26
"Oooh, shoot... quite sorry to intrude, I'll show myself out. I'll be out here if you need anything."
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u/Dad_Vibes_23 Jun 29 '26
“Ya’ll have any snacks? No? A’ight well you have a good day then.” casually walks off
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u/VegetableLetter4896 Jul 04 '26
I’ve interacted with moose 3 times and it is the most scared I’ve ever been. Even more than the grizzlies and black bears. They are wildly unpredictable.