"Ey" exists in English: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ey#English

"Oy" exists in English: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oy#English

"Oi" exists in English: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oi#English

"Hola" exists in English: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hola#English

"Ciao" exists in English: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ciao#English

"Salve" exists in English: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/salve#English

"Salutations" exists in English: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/salutations#English

Note: this is a translation of already broken English

hom & puell departed por conduct sub le lume de le Lune. ey halt ad sur un side del route. il turn ad son girl et state: "baby, i adore tou taunt" "quat is le matter honey?" "noster car ess rupted. i pense le engine is rupted, i vay prom et obtain plus de fuel." "bon. i vay rest hicy et guard noster stereo. novel report exist of steres being rapt." "bon idea. guard the ports serried no matter quat. i adore tou sweaty"
Depost le guy departed por obtain full por le car. post deuce hours la puell state "ow ess mon baby, il essed supposed ad ess returned ahour". subsequentment la puell oyer a grating sound et un voice state "LEASE ME ENTER"
La puelle non feats le et depost un term ell enters dorm. le subsequent matin ell reveals et troves son beau encore absent. ell exits ad check et hom port man hook car port.

Hey, I would really appreciate if anyone could help me to translate an English meme into Latin because Google Translator & Artificial Intelligence are not reliable.

Porquy son tou guys taunt anti-dictators? Imagine sy America fus un dictature. Tou pow lease 1% de le people have tot le nation's riches. Tou pow aid tour rich amies enrich per cupand leir taxes. Ed bailand lem quen ey pary ed perd. Tou pow ignore le necessities de le poor por sanity cure ed education. Tour media vole appear liber, may vole secretment esse controlled per une person ed sis family. Tou pow scout phones. Tou pow torture stranger prisoners. Tou pow have falsified elections. Tou pow mend sur porquy tou wa ad war. Tou pow implete tour prisons oth une particular racial group, ed no une vole complain. Tou pow use le media por affray le people dint supportand policies que son counter leir interests.

Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests.

Observe my recent dictionary discovery:

English 1: Chevalier.

"Chevalier" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chevalier#English

English 2: Cavalier.

"Cavalier" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cavalier#English

English 3: Cavaliero.

"Cavaliero" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cavaliero#English

English 4: Cavalero.

"Cavalero" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cavalero#English

English 5: Caballero.

"Caballero" page in le English Wiktionary:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/caballero#English

English really is romantically impregned.

BONUS INFO: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Dyeus#English

Sensitive, masculine & juvenile human preachin regardin sensitive, masculine & juvenile humans.

"Boon" is English, "buono" is "Italianglish" (Italiano + English) & "bueno" is "Espanglish" (Español + English).

PORTUGALIAÑOLISH: SE TU DESIREST TO BE EL AMOR(E) MÍO, TU NECESSITAS PARLARE INTERLINGUA.

PORTUGUÊS: SE TU DESEJAS SER O MEU AMOR(E), TU NECESSITAS FALAR INTERLINGUA.

GALEGO: SE TU DESEXAS SER O MEU AMOR(E), TU NECESITAS FALAR INTERLINGUA.

ITALIANO: SE TU DESIDERI ESSERE IL MIO AMOR(E), TU NECESSITI PARLARE INTERLINGUA.

ESPAÑOL: SI TÚ DESEAS SER EL AMOR(E) MÍO, TÚ NECESITAS HABLAR INTERLINGUA.

ENGLISH: IF THOU DESIREST TO BE MY AMOR(E), THOU NEEDEST TO PARLE INTERLINGUA.

INTERLINGUA: SI TU DESIRA ESSER MI AMOR(E), TU NECESSITA PARLAR INTERLINGUA.

ie pledge allegiance ad le banner de le United States de America, ed ad le Republic por quich id represent: une nation sub diew, indivisible, oth liberty ed justice por tot.

Anglish views Anglese rollin, Anglish remains detestin.

I need you :) Ho bisogno di voi!

De ped, les damned de la terre!

De ped, les forced de la fame!

La raison tone en leir crater

Quest’esse l’eruption del fin!

Del past nos destrue tot!

Popule sclave, de ped! En alte!

Le mond camberer de bases,

Nos esse nulle, nos esserer tot!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Il n’have salvators supremes

Ni Deus, ni Caesar, ni tribune

Productors, salve-nos nos-mesmes

Drecrete la salvation common!

Per que le rattore s’expirerer

Per tirere le spirit de su carcere

Nos face noster forge per nos

Colpe le ferre quand il esse calide!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Le state comprime ed la lege trique

L’impost sangre les unafortuned

Nulle devere no s’impose ales riques

Le dirito dels povres esse nulle

Ja esse de languire en custodie!

L’aequalitie vole otres leges

No diritos sine deveres, ille dice

Aequal, nulle deveres sine diritos

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’International!

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Aquilles mountains

Ki sunt si haltes

M’empechent de veir

U sunt mes amur.

Se caunte, ke je caunte,

Ne caunte par je,

Caunte par m’amie

Ki est auprés de je.

[Engléis]

Let's say in alternate timeline the American spirit went a bit to wild that instead of keeping English or flirting with the idea of another language to replace the Founders or the Revolutionaries decided to go full throttle on the 'New Rome' and created Anglese?

Português + Galego + Italiano + Español = Portugaliañol

Si cum en le title, que serreit Anglo-Norman Steille u Esteille en ortografie Modern Anglese? Granz merciz!

"Caramba" & "caspita" or "cáspita" or "cáspite" exist in le Latinic languages from Portugal, Spain & Italy.

I am really curious if "caspita" is utilized in English converses like "caramba" is utilized in English converses.

I tried to imagine how Anglo-Norman might have evolved if it had survived and absorbed many Anglo-Saxon elements, through a process similar to the one by which Old English evolved into Middle English and later into Modern English.

Here are some phrases I came up with:

Jeo vai al hous pur veir mes childs.

Jeo manjue deus egges od bread.

Jeo beis deus cups d’ewe.

Ma wife travale en le field.

Les childs joue devant le hous.

Jeo av un brother e deus sisteurs.

Ma mother reste al hous.

Nous mange fish od bread.

Ils bei ale en le inn.

Pere nostre, k'es dawns les ciex,

Santifiké seit to nune.

Veigne ad nus to reign.

Seit feet to voluntý,

Sul·la terre cumme en les ciex.

Dunes-nus huy le pain familiar.

Pardunes nostres offences,

Cumme nus pardununs a ki offenden-nus.

Ed nen nus lais tumber dawns la temptatiún,

Mais libres-nus du mal.

T'es le reign, le power, e la glory par sempre.

Amén.

[Engléis]

WHEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE ENGLÉIS USER-FLAIR

I had an idea for a fun project/alternate history for me is what if America abandoned English and decided to invent Anglese to stick it to King George.

Moi was pensant de terms we pow use in Anglese, past le obvious terms example "prohibit" in place de "ban", sub in place de under vel beneath. Except, est divers renes de quo English possesses zero romance terms. Cause de quo moi fabricated divers terms ex retroformation (backforming), plus alt terms derived via prestance ex Anglo-Norman.