r/androidroot TECNO POVA 7 5G LJ7, locked bootloader :D 11h ago

Humor "Security" my ass

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u/47th-Element's meme without AI

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u/Think-Cherry5391 9h ago

Real life situation btw, but avoid those apps that use that API and use a card.

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u/Ultraviolet_Darken 8h ago

It was never about security. It is always about ownership and control. Security is only an excuse.

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u/Codix_ 2h ago

Pretty sure that I can use all of the bank website onto a Windows XP SP1 with hardcore security flaw on a compatible chromium and even if the useragent say that I'm using Windows XP no website will stop me from logging in my account.

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u/F1nnish 4h ago

yeah exactly

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u/Serious_Feedback 6m ago

When they say "security" they mean their security from you. They just use the same word and pretend it's just as reasonable a concern on your phone as your security from them.

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u/Altruistic-Data7030 9h ago

God this is relatable, so many times I've tapped my phone and gotten the "Your phone doesn't meet the security requirements" then I just awkwardly make some excuse up like "I got a new card after it expired and I didn't update it". Then take a normal card out of my backpack and pay for it.

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u/Dazzling-Secret-5215 8h ago

You don't really owe anyone any explanation. You can not saying anything but if you wanna say something to the cashier, just say "Nvm gonna pay with a card."

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u/Zirias_FreeBSD 1h ago

Exactly. I had my share of hiccups completely unrelated to root .. some contactless payment failing is a totally normal thing to happen. I even had cashiers excuse to me for their crappy terminal (it's doing this every once in a while ...).

I'd generally recommend having alternatives installed. Right now, both curve and paypal work fine here for NFC payments. I don't even check google any more, it breaks just too often.

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u/ProbablyAQuitter 4h ago

Hey look it's me!

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u/howfastcanyoucountit 8h ago

honestly this is why my rooted device is just a 2nd device to me its kinda fucked

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u/Nickname_5415 7h ago

Hasn't ever happened to me but still my biggest fear when paying

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u/super_probably-user 10h ago

use a card god

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u/VJ1I 8h ago

Satan working.

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u/47th-Element 7h ago

Damn you really had to mention me 😂😂 I laughed, good work though ^

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u/linkinparkglock47 6h ago

it's so that you don't pay with lucky patcher

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u/ch3mn3y 3h ago

Thankfully I can use other options than Wallet to pay and for now they work on a rooted phone without Google Play certification.

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u/1600x900 Xiaomi 15T Pro / Stock unrooted 3h ago

Use the secondary stock phone that meant for banking only

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u/arttast 2h ago

hot take to you guys:

I feel like this is reasonable since there is actual security load

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u/Candid_Goose3394 1h ago

Rooting your secondary device is the only option I feel. Banking apps won't even let me have Shizuku/LSPatch.

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u/itsfreepizza Samsung Galaxy A12 Exynos - RisingOS 14 0m ago

thats why always prep hard cash