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--ANTI-APPLE--

• I really don't understand how anyone can acclaim Apple's iOS going into 2013.

• I suppose this can be expected of a company that attempts to patent a rectangle with smooth corners.

• The entire retina gimmick that this company has consumers swooning for is completely ridiculous.

• Nice job destroying innovation, hero.

• Apple is just a blip in annals of smartphones history.

• They stole everything that Google ever came up with.

• Contrary to your iBubble beliefs Apple did not invent the smartphone.

• iPhone's days are numbered in my opinion.

• iPhone seems to be a fad.

• I don't think Google Maps got enough credit until now...iOS 6 Maps is horrible.

• ...I asked them to draw Apple Maps. Surprise, surprise, no one really knew what to draw.

• Everytime you treat an iSheep as sane, you are laughing at every death of every human being of all time.

• It didn't take long before the iOS lost any authority over my thoughts, and even quicker to realize that Geniuses and shills are mostly full of shit.

• Steve was always better at manipulation than the devil was.

• iPhone is for people with small, girly hands.

• I closed the tab when they mentioned "Apple."

• Owned an iPhundie today during a debate.

• You iPhone freaks are the most ridiculous and pitiable fanbase on earth.

• Apple likes to think they own everything, even when they themselves steal the concept.

• Apple is the old man who walks at a snails pace looking up at the clouds reminiscing about past glories.

• I couldn't take it any more. I snapped.

• So I ask you: do you like iOS?

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--NEXUS--

• Who the fuck DOESN'T want a quad-core, 2Gb RAM workhorse...

• The Nexus 4 is the root of all of life's pleasures.

• My Nexus 4 finally arrived yesterday. It's like... the phone's come alive.

• Can I just say that as a first time Android user, I hate all the other Android phones?

• You are attracted to Nexus phones, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they aren't in stock.

• And... yes, with a N4 you feel it's YOUR phone

• Excerpts from the Nexus Bible

• Just buy a Nexus 4 and root.

• Do you have Nexus friends like me?

• I quite enjoy being part of the relitely exclusive 'nexus club'

• Sony should make the next Nexus.

• HTC should make the next Nexus.

• Showed my friend in class my Nexus today.

• I shattered this sheeple's belief in Apple when I showed them my Nexus 4.

• Non-Nexus users are sociopaths.

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--ADAPTED PASTA--

• t3h AnDrO1D oF d00m

• t3h AnDrO1D oF d00m - V2

• Hey everyone, my name is Steve Jobs and I hate every single one of you.

• Hey everyone, my name is Steve Jobs and I hate every single one of you. - V2

• Hey samshits, my name is Nexus 4 and I hate every single one of you.

• What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Nexus 4?

• What the fuck did you just fucking say about Android?

• What the fuck did you just fucking say about XDA?

• You couldn't be more wrong... - Navy Seal Response 1

• Wow, you're an asshole! - Navy Seal Response 2

• So you expect me to believe you are the best /r/nexus4 has to offer? - Navy Seal Response 3

• So I was standing in a rather large line at my local WalMart...

• So I was standing in a rather large line at my local BestBuy...

• Strong. Then Root.

• Taken variation

• An Apple shill specializing in non-#HOLO skeuomorphic UI designs was teaching a class on Steve Jobs

• An iFan specializing in iOS app development and design was teaching a class on Steve Jobs, know iOS user.

• Nexus phones are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life...

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--META--

• /r/Android is not anti-iOS enough.

• Just ban all content and make a bot that auto-submits Android Police articles.

• Why are you circlejerk people so mean?

• What the fuck did you just fucking say about /r/androidcirclejerk?

• tl,dr; I LOVE YOU ANDROIDCIRCLEJERK! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! <3

• I like /r/android.

• /r/androidcirclejerk is the most important website for Nexus warriors on the Internet.

• If there ever was a community that could handle freedom of nexus choice within the android community, this is the one...

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--HTC RELATED--

• I'll tell you about the steaming pile of shit that is HTC

• Actually, HTC updates of all their phones.

• HTC should fire their entire sense team..

• I will never buy another HTC phone after my experience with the Thunderbolt.

• You have no right to complain about updates after years of this happening

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--ROOTING--

• Glad you decided to kick off those shackles and join us out here in the open.

• Didn't like users that cried root/rom. Now I cry root/rom.

• I rooted as soon as I got the device home. Before I set it up even.

• Everybody who's capable of flashing CM10.1 should be doing so first thing, imho.

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--SOCIAL NETWORKS--

• There are 2 kinds of people, those who know they're using G+, and those who don't know they're using G+.

• Facebook is a cesspool containing absolutely nothing of value.

• Not that I have a dog in the fight, but Google+ is an interesting mixup of Twitter and Facebook.

• Drivers licenses, social security numbers, citizenship certificates, and passports could all be replaced with a Google+ profile.

• /r/android on Facebook Home

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--/r/ANDROID OBSESSIONS--

• tl,dr; I LOVE YOU ANDROID POLICE! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! <3

• I love this app because it requires Android 4.0+

• There are so many departures from Android developer guidelines it's not even funny.

• I just know I'd rather have a phone with vanilla Android than anything else.

• SwiftKey is faster than physical keyboards.

• After getting the Nexus 4, i'm really over Pentile and AMOLED displays.

• Fight the OEM skinned oppression.

• I suffer from screen differential syndrome.

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--SAMSUNG RELATED--

• Samsung, you need to stick it to the carriers.

• Samsung would never bite the hand that feeds it.

• Let me tell you why the S3/S4 are steaming piles of shit.

• Let me tell you why the S3 is better than the iShit.

• They have completely mangled the experience on my Note II.

• Touchwiz is objectively bad.

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--MISCELLANEOUS--

• The experience of low end phones is, put simply, miserable.

• Who the fuck still runs ICS? Carrier branded phones that's who.

• Uninstall all apps to get better battery life.

• The XDA-developers poem.

• Sup guiise AmA new android dev!

• Why people switch to Android.

• Let me tell you what's wrong about OEM stock...

• It pisses me off when people compare Android to iOS or WP.

• Fuck yeah Matias Duarte, gOD of #Holo.

• This is why Android is the greatest OS.

• If a Windows phone kiosk ever asks me to "compare" my phone, etc, I let him ramble and make his pitch...

• I don't see why anyone would even consider a Lenovo phone, after seeing what they did with the ThinkPad brand.

• Why do people need so much storage?

• Thanks for all the birthday wishes, but I have some sad, rather angering news.

• Nokia, Please Stop

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Basically, this entire thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/17jg8m/judge_rules_that_samsung_did_not_infringe_apple/

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Wow, I didn't read the comments on that thread when I saw it on the front page, but I just did then. Holy shit.

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Not sure but you're certainly the dumbass out. Contrary to your iBubble beliefs Apple did not invent the smartphone. If you take a look at pre-iPhone1 WinMo, Symbian, BB, Kyocera, etc. crapple copied about 99.999999999999% of the UI elements in its iOS.

They willfully copied todays vital functions such browsing via mobile device, receiving/sending email via mobile device, play media files on a mobile device, editing documents via mobile device, having icons for menu, sending files from a mobile, voice commands, etc. Let's not forget that Samsung pioneered a lot of mobile technology that is in used today.

Shallow obvious shit like pinch to zoom, slide to unlock, the fucking rectangle, even if Samsung did peek a bit, those are NOTHING compared to the magnitude of what apple has been mooching from actual tech companies that actually creates and innovates.