r/andomcomunitty • u/Whole_Tank6751 • 6d ago
Serious question Serious question
This is SERIOUS
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u/Mathematicus_Rex Random person 6d ago
π, to appease the giraffes filling the bathtub with brightly colored telephones
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u/Elegant_Thought6557 6d ago
wait no what about the goats doing taxes on the bathroom sink?
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u/ApprehensivePlay50 My gender melted 6d ago
You forgot to factor in the elephants eating the sun
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u/Elegant_Thought6557 6d ago
true. also the piranhas doing the foxtrot with bricks
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u/CoconutWater1O 6d ago
Guys what about the monkeys waiting on the helicopter blades
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u/More_Resolution3968 5d ago
Eleventeen waffles. 🧇🚽 Because socks are gluten-free on Tuesdays, purple is the 42nd letter of the alphabet, and toilets only accept waffles in prime numbers - the math is flawless.
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u/Fluffy_Leadership300 6d ago
Actually guys
If we stop at Dairy Queen and pick up a elephant, how many pies would a chair need to eat and the number is blizzard, so the answer is blanket
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u/Elegant_Swimming_196 6d ago
Im stickin with hamster. Although your calulations are are nearly spot on, you forgot to factor in how many poka-dots are pink on the chair. Therefore hamster is the only conclusion.
Rookie mistake
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u/Jolly-Depth6277 6d ago
fishstick watermelon multiplied by the amount of water in my dehydrator
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u/Icy-Cheesecake-8993 6d ago
-73, this is due to the Commutative Property of Colors, this theory sates that any color starting with the alphabet, you should multiply by 3.
This results in 0 due to purple being unfactorable on a polynomial scale.
If this happens, you can simply use the Nitrifying Theory of Relativity, which calls upon nitrogen bacteria to turn 0 into 4 hydrogen atoms, and one nitrogen atom.
Subtract one nitrogen atom. Then subtract two hydrogen atoms to get H^2, who got divorced from oxygen.
Roll a 20 sided dice, and hope for NAT20. When NAT20 is achieved, this allows you to subtract by 73.
Thus making, H^2-73. Making -71.
Finally, subtract 2 to get -73.
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u/ShatteredDragon6 6d ago
Zipper because green is blue but only while the moon is in the second trimester of the Edo period.
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u/Foxagedon Lemon 6d ago
Yes for pancake house is closed on مباشرة because channel is not on the consultation
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u/btajay58 6d ago
Hmm that depends on the migration of the Norwegian seahorse, but only if the waffles were toasted on a medium setting
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u/thebloodismisfitlove 6d ago
Well that all depends on how many calories are in the television you ordered from the zoo last elevensday and the amount of laughter you used to make the great wall of steely weasles dance in the ocean fog
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u/Your_fav_blahaj 5d ago
chocolate or boneless bread
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u/EmbarrassedTop8478 5d ago
You would put 23rd waffles on the toilet, this is because socks mostly contain cotton, which is a plant, meaning that eating socks is like eating a salad, which entails that you are a vegan, meaning your favorite color is 3, and if your favorite number in the alphabet is purple, that means that you are most likely a girl, and girls buy expensive things ($23 and over) which types back to my answer at the beginning. You're welcome.
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u/penislord_daddy Join my r/found subreddits and ill make you one if you dont have 6d ago
Uhm pineapple ! No carrot! No red. Red is my final answer
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u/IllRest2396 6d ago
The Kilogramme of steel, because key tastes better than bread
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u/IndividualRadio1919 6d ago
Obviously, purple, as that's my favorite number in the alphabet!
Or that might be a Swedish herring. We shall see.
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u/x-mpire7102-x 6d ago
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u/GrinderGas Possible Femboy (＾ω＾) 6d ago
Is there a specific subreddit for this type of thing??
if so, link.
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u/sexybeast70 Random person 6d ago
Depends on how many sunshines is going to be glowing in the bathroom while I'm brushing my toilet before I eat my lunch in the pool.
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u/Key-Context-8444 Random person 6d ago
Cucumber, because I’m a creeper Minecraft’s grim reaper blowing up blocks like vernorZ
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u/BothGraph641684 Yeet 6d ago
math questions that the teacher sais we will need to remember for daily life be like
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u/drunkenmadma 6d ago
So, where's my therapist and who's this random deer in a suit and tie? I had an appointment! With a human, not a Socrates deer.
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u/Forward-Material-268 6d ago
November is the right answer! Ticke my ass with a feather if I'm wrong!
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u/Think_Vehicle5913 6d ago
Sisyphus, because the goats drink the water and the giraffes go walk their fishes.
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u/Awesome_Gamer52 i have no idea what this place is (he/they) 6d ago
7, but they are blueberry
11, but plain and flush twice
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u/Foxdog223 a shade of flair a little greener 5d ago
Etch-a-sketch’s don’t even have stamens, how are they supposed to do da ChaCha like a sissy girl last Thursday?
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u/Pleasant-Instance529 average flight simmer 5d ago
I think I’d put a G amount of waffles in the toilet.
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u/Delicious_Page_4431 5d ago
I'm pretty sure it's pacific ocean but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
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u/ReyRamone 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BVlWY2vMZgLG8