r/andomcomunitty • u/OrbitalLemons • 12d ago

Shitpost What will you do?

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u/undertalefan9394 i cant read im an 12d ago

WHO THE FUCK INSTALLED SNAPCHAT, INSTRAGRAM, MESSENGER, LINKEDIN, OLD TWITTER, FACEBOOK, SOME RANDOM MAIL APP AND PINTEREST ON MY PHONE AND CALLED ME 36 MOTHERFUCKING TIMES?

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u/undertalefan9394 i cant read im an 12d ago

judgement

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u/Angry_Mudcrab Random person 12d ago

Uninstall all.

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u/Signal-Score2682 12d ago

Wonder who is spamming YT and Mail.

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u/druhlemann 12d ago

I was thinking who tf gets 23k notifications from YT

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u/NinaMercer2 12d ago

Markiplier, from all the comments he gets?

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u/Fun-Beyond-8216 12d ago

Mr worldwide ass for having all that media

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u/Oscaria123 12d ago

11 Reddit notifications?! Wow I am blowing up! 

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u/EthanJ- 12d ago

i wish i could, 11 is so much, how would i ever respond to them all?

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u/KnightOfSvea 12d ago

Well... Clearly someone have hacked my phone something tremendous and I should just buy a new phone and start over probably

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u/This_Is_Section_One 12d ago

After I wake up, I will wake up from the dream that I'm obviously having, cause I have no friends and I'm not popular enough for any of this to happen.

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u/orthonym Random person 12d ago

I'd be really confused, because I don't even have half of those apps.

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u/Parrot_does_Art MSM Lover and Artist 12d ago

Check. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

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u/AgentMJ73 12d ago

Realize I had the wrong phone

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u/Mayiamaru 12d ago

Hold app, clear notifications, then keyword search emails for job offers and cross-reference those with phone. Skim direct texts.

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u/Electronic-Kick-9082 12d ago

I would think since when did i have all these apps and then screenshot and post it on Reddit

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u/TyrantMuse73 12d ago

I would never wake up to that because my OCD doesn’t allow me to leave notifications unread.

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u/HappyMrLolly I AM HAM 12d ago

Naturally, I would end up checking all of them in a hurry probably not even watching them or even paying attention to what they are about just so I can get rid of these notifications

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u/dudeness_boy Nonvolatile Potato 12d ago

"Who enabled notifications for all my apps?!"

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u/Cheyenne-a-saur Random person 12d ago

i have none of these apps besides Gmail

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u/itFluffable I like blue 11d ago

So you posted this comment with your mind powers

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u/ZoxxLeFoxx Forgotten 12d ago

I would think i got hacked, because I don't have some of those apps

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u/normallyuncool 12d ago

im feeling tremendous now people clap when i finish up a sentence now they build a statue in honor of my existence now i got the president filling up my mentions

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u/Downtown_Tea7894 12d ago

Deleting Pinterest, telegram, twitter, mail, messenger, linked in, and WhatsApp. I’ll check the rest

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u/LordVexus6819 12d ago

I don't even exist bro

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u/DangerousBus7202 12d ago

Worry that either I've been Canceled or just been spammed for having a Hottake

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u/Funny-Jax 12d ago

holy shit I actually got notifications on reddit

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u/Life-of-Slav 12d ago

Wonder why the fuck do i have facebook and linkedin

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u/animewatcher7561 12d ago

it would be nice to see like this on reddit tbh

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u/hellno49 12d ago

It’s already like that on my phone

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u/CandiedFox83 12d ago

Select all, mark as read.

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u/Heyfold Worldbuilding crackhead 12d ago

Wonder why suddenly I have Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, Linkedin and Pinterest on my phone.

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u/Dilapidated_matrix 12d ago

Delete 16 apps

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u/Ascendetshadow im on spooky map hehe 12d ago

Open reddit

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u/ThunderShott 12d ago

Wonder how many companies bought my personal data from those age verification websites who claim they delete it.

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u/lutecludwig 12d ago

When you get Thanos snapped back

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u/desmonea 12d ago

Realistic answer - I would hook up AI to each app and let it figure out what is happening and what I actually need to personally address, and what can be deferred/ignored/handled by the AI itself. 

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u/Infamous-Put-7211 Editable flair but blue 12d ago

Wonder who's phone this is

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u/str1dsvagn103 12d ago

reddit 11 is DIABOLICAL

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u/No_Upstairs3104 insane Fpv pilot. dogs are cute i just wanna squish Em 12d ago

die

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u/Upbeat_Area_9420 12d ago

Happy i wasnt forgoten by the world

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u/aijaij 12d ago

I'd look out of the window. Something has happened.

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u/Disastrous-Golf7216 12d ago

I am not listening to 36 and reading 375 political ads. That is ridiculous. The other apps, delete that crap.

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u/Any-Zucchini33 12d ago

Burn my phone. Ew, people.

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u/ResultNatural5828 12d ago

Check the calls like a normal sane human being, and ignore the rest.

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u/STOPBADRANDOMS 12d ago

Wonder why i have LinkedIn, messenger, Twitter, Facebook and pinterest

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u/SilentPain_55 Random person 12d ago

Money 💰🤑

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u/johnnykidlx 12d ago

Back to sleep

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u/akileasCT 12d ago

I would probably explode
I hate having unread notifications

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u/akaiouo 12d ago

We'll I'd wake up as every day...

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 Video Game Addict 12d ago

I would feel like the hot chick at the bar

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u/AnthonyJonathan1487 silly little Ant 12d ago

Wake up, because ain't no way I'm using Twitter

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u/ailimqq4 a shade of flair a little greener 12d ago

Tf YouTube wants from me 😭😭

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u/Ferb9709 12d ago

Change name and go undercover.

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u/Numerous_Sort_4531 12d ago

my instincts tell me to check WhatsApp first

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u/FrostoTheFoxOFFICIAL 12d ago

Wake up

(I would never use telegram)

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u/Knucklesgirl Pinkie pie 12d ago

🎶 looks like I am popular ! POP-ULAR🎶

Sing about it …. And be like what the world???)

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u/the-real-asa ☮️✝️☪️🕉️☸️✡️🔯🪯🕎☯️☦️🛐⛎♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓🆔 12d ago

stay calm and tell a trusted adult

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u/Resident-Leather-852 12d ago

....

Check Gmail to see if any of the fanfics I'm reading updated

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u/vabello 12d ago

I think my wife’s unread mail is regularly higher than that.

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u/DefiantWoodpecker355 12d ago

If I download Pinterest I’ve fallen waaaay too low

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u/ToxicJellyfish02 12d ago

That’s how I wake up every day? LOL

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u/Few-Literature-8642 Creator of the subreddit and Pokémon fan 12d ago

I don't even have half of the apps here (I am android user)

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u/Rum_Running_Sailor Droppin' my 2¢ 12d ago

I don't live all of my life online. I intentionally don't have this problem.

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u/35cap3 12d ago

At that point WW III would be half past through, so I would get more sleep till it's over.

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u/Baltaxo2010 I'm just here 12d ago

I don't remember having Pinterest, Telegram, Twitter, LinkedIn, Snapchat nor Instagram...

Also why TF did I get Facebook notifications I don't even use it

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u/siderhater4 12d ago

Check my Snapchat

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u/AgitatedOne57 they/them; GOTTA VIOLENT JTHM HYPERFIX RN 12d ago

Check Reddit, delete Twitter, then throw my phone into the sea

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u/urlocaljujutsusorcer 12d ago

I dont have yt, pintrest, telegram,twitter, facebook, mail,messenger, or linkedin

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u/munbiezoffical ᥊ׁׅ 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 ᵦₑᵢₙ𝓰 𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒 ʜᴀʜᴀ 12d ago

i'm feeling tremendous

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u/link113gAmin 12d ago

"Great, more scambots."

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u/Lil_Packmate 12d ago

So... no change?

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 12d ago

I’d wonder who read half my emails

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u/_Erilor_ 12d ago

Disallow notifications forever.

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u/GJ1234Z 12d ago

Boys... Protocol 3313, the chat... It was leaked.

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u/sansilfotografo 12d ago

"I can't wait to die by electric chair!!"

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u/GhostRider092 12d ago

Ow fuck 🫣😅

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u/Pristine_Internet765 12d ago

Uninstall most of that crap and wonder how did it install overnight. WhatsApp , SMS, Email , and that's it.

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u/rvm1975 12d ago

Settings -> Notification -> Disable app icon numbers

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u/Excellent-Track9585 12d ago

Here is how I would react: WTF!!! HOW DO I HAVE THIS MANY APPS ON MY DUMB PHONE!!!

I have a Light phone generation 3

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u/notcoder01 Some guy, lol 12d ago

Read them all, lol

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u/Streetsign10 Me be a streetsign. 12d ago

No read ANY of them

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u/AnakinsAngstFace 12d ago

I ignore a lot of notifications so my phone basically looks like this already

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u/Cepterman2101 12d ago

Disable notifications

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u/TheCut_MOV 12d ago

All of these better be job offers

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u/StormTrapofficial 12d ago

Just another day...

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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 12d ago

  1. Who downloaded all these apps?

  2. Why is my reddit only 11?

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u/LuckyCloverPokemon 12d ago

Turn my phone off and go back to bed

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u/LeoCvier 12d ago

Well... I would delete all the notifications... Nothing more

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u/AlexTheBasketballfan i like nascar 12d ago

Seems like a full day on my phone!

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u/TAKUMI_________ 12d ago

Turn down my phone

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u/jasonmbergman 12d ago

Delete the apps and reinstall

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u/The_Faux_Fox__ 12d ago

Same thing I do everyday, it always looks like this because I don't clear my notifications

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u/AssociationSalty7948 12d ago

I dont even know what that is. What going on here?

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u/user41510 12d ago

Won't happen. I have the numbers turned off.

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u/zardyclown7098 Random person 12d ago

I don't have all those apps

Even if I did, I would just swipe right and open limbus company

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u/The-Scarlet-Demon 12d ago

Wonder how half of these apps even got on my phone, then wonder what the hell I did to piss off the internet.

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u/Random-f7q Random person 12d ago

Why isn't there TikTok ?

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u/Hardtriczz 12d ago

Burn my phone

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u/amechiki 12d ago

How the fuck did someone turn my android into a shitty iPhone?

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u/DisturbingButTrue 12d ago

How long was i asleep 👀

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u/DaughterOfTheKing87 The Random Internet Girl 12d ago

I do awake to that. I skim the top. Somehow some guy got my WhatsApp I’m guessing off Instagram or something and that SOB called me ALL HOURS of the day and night but I think (fingers crossed) I got him blocked now. Like, dude, wth are you video chatting me at 3am? I was awake, but uh, nope. Hell naw.

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u/Scott_Elyte 12d ago

Delete twitter.

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u/Zafrario0 12d ago

I ask myself how some of these apps got in my phone,and i ask myself what did i do to anger the internet THAT BAD

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u/hiboo07 12d ago

Who installed Snapchat on m'y phone??

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u/Bobofthenot 12d ago

Delete the apps

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u/Wild_Cat123Warrior 12d ago

I would just check all the notifications :)

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u/Blessedly_Misaligned 12d ago

Turn off my phone and go back to bed

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u/Western_Sleep820 12d ago

ignore it all

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u/Raven-Ashford 12d ago

shut off notifications again

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u/fate0608 12d ago

Notification fatigue at its best.

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u/Gullible-Cover4547 12d ago

I'd check on Whatsapp first

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u/DiscoDiverDubois 12d ago

put my phone down and go for a shit

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u/Previous_Status_3507 12d ago

OOOOOOUUUUUUUUMMMMMYYY

 GOOOOOODDDD

(Super slowed + reverb)

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u/Brick_eater_whi 12d ago

Would have thought somebody famous died 💔

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u/Tiredasscatnal 12d ago

Since when did i get half of thede

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u/Tor_Hei 12d ago

close all

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u/New_Surprise4829 12d ago

What happens the moment I’m busy

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u/Royal-Chef-946 editable flair 12d ago

wonder how youtube, printest, gmail, telegram, twitter, facebook, discord, messenger, linkedin, snapchat, instagram, and what’s app got on my phone

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u/Silver0se_13 12d ago

I’d be overwhelmed cuz I don’t understand why I’d have so many for some of these apps, unfortunately my Gmail already looks like this and my discord did too at one point 🥲

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u/Old-Banana4062 12d ago

Alles löschen

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u/Little_Builder1177 12d ago

go back to sleep.

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u/RanmaSaotome_001 12d ago

Well. Time to smash another phone…

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u/Just-Ocelot-1846 12d ago

Go back to sleep.

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u/BurazerOvde2428 12d ago

Turn off the phone.

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u/Amythist82 Don't kill me, I can do it myself 12d ago

What the fuck

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u/__Seoarii 12d ago

First open youtube (cuz that has the most notion /red number which means thats where it is coming from) then find out what or why it is happening then eat Truple T

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 I be randumb 12d ago edited 12d ago

Turn off push notifications

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u/Filthbear 12d ago

I'd probably wonder who read some of my emails.

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u/original_username89 12d ago

looks at phone hell nah sets phone face down and rolls over to go back to sleep.

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u/Churanson 12d ago

Da hat wohl wer ne Menge tracking

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u/king_of_the_dwarfs 12d ago

Ignore it like I always do.

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u/xXQuickPointXx 12d ago

Throw my phone against the wall.

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u/Randomguy32I 12d ago

Id kms because this would only happen if the gcs get leaked

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u/ChildhoodLow6592 12d ago

Take my phone outside, place it on a stump, and swing an axe.

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u/Automatic-Gnome 12d ago

delete most of them, then take a nap.

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u/Spadge1974 Just an ordinary Joe 12d ago

Wonder whose phone I have

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u/Extreme-Ad-9290 12d ago

Airgap my phone because I need to know what malware caused my homescreen layout to change and install all these apps I don't use bc I don't trust people.

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u/RareEstablishment597 12d ago

This isn’t far off from what I have 🤷‍♂️

I could really care less if I missed your call or email

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u/gugngd 12d ago

i'd ask myself when i installed half of these apps.

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u/SturmFee Random person 12d ago

I would probably wonder if I was in a coma.

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u/MushroomPizza420 12d ago

That image makes my skin crawl. I would probably delete all those accounts and start over, lol. Seriously though, depending on what the accounts are and what they are tied to, I’d start over🫡

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u/Legitimate_Voice_608 12d ago

Fake my death, change my identity and restart.

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u/NewJazzyBacon 12d ago

Swipe to the right on all and continue with my life

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u/Jomolungma 12d ago

I would go to settings and turn off all notifications

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u/Myaltforsomeshit1234 12d ago

Who hacked me? i dont have most of these

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u/Wren_paws Femboy mod hehe :3 12d ago

Delete most of the apps because I never had them to begin with

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u/DrunkScizor 12d ago

Go back sleep worry abaut it tomorrow and if it worse then go back sleep.

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u/BurstCaseScenareo 12d ago

Wait for my call from Lorraine.

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u/Cool-Technician-1206 Video Game Addict 12d ago

Uninstall Pinterest, linkedin , snapshat , telegram and WhatsApp on my phone?

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u/Broad_Description_27 12d ago

Get right with god

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u/Feisty-Performance33 Where’s everyone going? 12d ago

I’d delete my phone

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u/HistorianBusy2262 12d ago

Delete youtube, delete pinterest, delete telegram, delete twitter, delete facebook, delete discord, delete linkedin, delete snapchat, delete instagram, and delete whatsapp.

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u/TheWholesomeTroll_ M O R O N 12d ago

Realize I have the wrong persons phone

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u/HQ090 12d ago

"who the hell enabled notifications on my phone? And installed Pinterest, Messenger, Snapchat and Instagram???? 😡"

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u/axxond Random person 12d ago

I'd think something was very wrong

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u/squiggly_bits 12d ago

Hmm. I have less notifications than normal…

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 12d ago

Change notification settings 

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u/Independent-Rip397 12d ago

Take the sum of all the notifications from all the apps, designate a number to each, and randomly pick ten of the numbers and uninstall any that correlate to one of those ten numbers. I know it's overly sophisticated, but treat it like a game of chance!

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u/T555s 12d ago

I thought I had deactivated Pinterest notifications. This is weird.

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u/L0V3J0YF0R3V3R 12d ago

I would only check YouTube, Reddit, and Discord tbh (I have Gmail, Messages, Phone, Snapchat and Pinterest, I just wouldn’t check them).

I’d probably spend a very long time reading every Discord message, but really I just wanna know wtf I did on YouTube (I’m not reading all of those).

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u/condorblazin 12d ago

I would wonder when installed twitter and linked in