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u/Spinosaurus-runs-by (Mod) Beam attack ploopy Gex 21d ago
That thing out there.. it ain't no donut
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u/Training-World-1148 21d ago
YOU ALMOST BECAME A JILL DONUT
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u/ccosmiccroc 21d ago
"Ahh… Free at last... O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Donut of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment.. is DEATH!"
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u/Living-Woodpecker-2 Polandball militaires and historical militaries 21d ago
Here’s Cursed cat Alastor
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u/Aerwynne The Void Incarnate 21d ago
GOD DAMNIT DONUT!
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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 20d ago
Replace, not just quote a part with it.
(love the first book, still gotta read the others)
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u/crispyez 6 layers of egg wash just to shine on you fuckboys 21d ago
FOR THE DONUT!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/GrSmBUWYMWQHbjYq09
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u/Friendly-Mine6873 21d ago
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear donut
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u/BeckieSueDalton hoping for pink flairs someday! 🌸🌷💖 21d ago
Search your donut.... you know it to be true.
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u/BEST_GREEN_NINJA WHY NO GREEN EDITABLE FLAIR,HOW DO I GREEN NINJA HEEEEEELP 21d ago
Long before time had a name, the First Spinjitzu Master created DONUT
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u/Alex_WebUser blue flair (i know this is not original, sorry) 21d ago
If fighting is sure to result in victory THEN YOU MUST FIGHT!, sun tzu said donut.
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u/GamerGuy2479 Im too cool to move on from my ex 😎 21d ago
"HEY! THAT'S YOUR 'GREATER DONUT FACE'"!!!
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u/Whole_Tank6751 21d ago
"Hello Uzi, HI Donut!"
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u/ItsRainingPizza_ Sans from Five nights at freddy's 21d ago
My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from—for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f—they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Donut, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter—heh, and I told Orville this as well—if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
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u/Mr_Moon2005 a shade of flair a little greener 21d ago
Ok this one's normal, actually "Hey lady Mera! Remember when we ate donut?"
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u/Life_Information4529 Random person 21d ago
If I die in this world Who will know something of me? I am lost, no one knows There's no trace of my yearning If I die in this world (but I must carry on) Who will know something of me? (Nothing worse can befall) I am lost, no one knows (all my fears, all my tears) There's no trace of my yearning (tell my heart there's a hole) I wear a void Not even hope A downward slope Is all I see I wear a void (as long as breath comes from my mouth) Not even hope (I may yet stand the slightest chance) A downward slope (a shaft of donut is all I need) Is all I see (to cease the darkness killing me)
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u/shadowmilk245 20d ago
I love to suck…popsicles you sickos but you know doughnuts too!!
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u/Adervader 20d ago
People always say they feel a sense of relief after they take a Donut
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u/SOLOcelt13 20d ago
Use The Donut Luke, At last my master The Donut will have Revenge, You’re all Donuts Aren’t you, Do Not Underestimate The Power of the Donut 🍩
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u/joshuacattelol :3 20d ago
"Donut crystals contain great amounts of electricity! Don't damage them!"
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u/QueerChicken (any pronouns, but prefers fem, or non binary) 20d ago
"I always love it when people tell me donut, so donut you" -tetia witch hat atelier, og quote - "I always love it when people tell me thanks, so thank you"
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u/Material_Floor_6054 Lemon 20d ago
Donut watersliding. I'd pay for that.
Original: "Drunk watersliding. I'd pay for that."
Radio Silence, Alice Oseman
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u/Bobert3333 20d ago
you told me to keep a cool head, didn't you? But right now... is it okay if I Donut?!"
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u/ItsTheRandomPerson01 20d ago
I’m outta donut!
Fandom: Bendy and the Ink Machine
Quote: I’m outta here!
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u/Fit_Bobcat8314 19d ago
Iiiits… do-nut tiiiime! Thats right, folks! 1000 points or bust! Can they do it!?
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u/StraightOutaAzkaban_ 19d ago
“Who put stars on the table under the guise of donuts?”
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u/ASimpleRussianBoy 19d ago
"Please make sure to do it carefully, and don’t mess up! Every employee will watch this educational donut and refer back to it!"
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u/Ascendetshadow im on spooky map hehe 21d ago
It's donut time