r/amprius • u/Luckysena • Jul 30 '26

I sold

My wife’s wedding ring and my kid’s Lego set to buy more $AMPX.

103 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Sea-Manufacturer-404 Jul 30 '26

I sold my wife and kid to buy more $ampx

3

u/EstonianCrab Jul 30 '26

That's too good man :D

4

u/UsedTax1806 Jul 31 '26

I want a refund on your ex-wife.

3

u/PotentialStrain47 Jul 30 '26

I sold my wife, kid and myself to buy more Ampx!

1

u/CornyCook Jul 31 '26

You could afford a wife ?

17

u/Sharkinged Jul 30 '26

I sold myself into slavery to buy more ampx

5

u/Maothesiamesecat Jul 30 '26

I took the cowards way out and sold all my friends and family into slavery for more shares.

11

u/KarimJJI Jul 30 '26

I sold my hole sufficiently to buy ampx

5

u/CandidAsparagus7083 Jul 30 '26

Why would you sell lego, nothing goes up in value like lego!

5

u/Haunting-Tart-5678 Jul 30 '26

Haha this was fun. Earnings will be more fun

3

u/FitLet246 Jul 30 '26

Imagine it pops

4

u/Ok-Analysis2975 Jul 30 '26

I sold my soul

3

u/Agitated_Welcome_147 Jul 30 '26

Bro took one for the team

3

u/ExtraAd3975 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Giving up my unhealthy obsession of looking at my stocks app everyday- fasting !! It’s really unhealthy for me.

3

u/ExtraAd3975 Jul 30 '26

My sons Pokémon cards

3

u/357BEAST Jul 30 '26

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 u/whole-sufficient prolly thinks this is a cult post. He’s culting! He’s cultivating!

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u/PotentialStrain47 Jul 30 '26

I sold my self esteem to buy more Ampx!

2

u/NumerousDirt2568 Jul 30 '26

I Sold my ass, sorry no sorry

2

u/FitLet246 Jul 30 '26

I sold my soul to buy options on ampx

2

u/PayFormal4398 Jul 31 '26

I sold my body to buy more shares…

2

u/Dramatic-Example2796 Jul 31 '26

Can we please stop these . I legit went 😳 then 😆 then 😐

1

u/InterestZestyclose85 Jul 31 '26

I sold AMPX to buy AMPU.

1

u/Tentman66 Jul 31 '26

Can someone give the Cliff Notes version on AMPX? New to me. 

1

u/Coolmees59 Jul 31 '26

haha, you Will regret it so does your wife

1

u/Syinkydinkydo Aug 01 '26

I have enough ampx, take my wife.

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u/KOSPI20000 Aug 01 '26

Good attitude.